We're making some changes to how the Empersa Lance works. Find out the what and why from Systems Designer Mayo Uribe: https://www.playstartrekonline.com/en/news/article/11580666

Following several days of First Contact-themed coded teasers, today #StarTrekOnline Discord users uncovered this video, the unscrambled title reading "The Noble Class Battlecruiser". youtu.be/jUnpgGl7X7Y

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// "The human adventure is just beginning."

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: Reminder that "April Fools" is not a valid defense for swapping the Admiral's pips with magnetic chocolates. He is currently being chased by a very hungry Targ. #STO #StarTrek

// They are on Bluesky!!!

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: To the individual who replaced the bridge's red alert sirens with the sound of a screaming Gornicorn: please stop. The First Officer has already attempted to "wrestle" the tactical console twice this morning.

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: To whoever rigged the replicators to only serve "invisible" Raktajino: it is just hot water in a cloaked mug. Medical is tired of treating various first-degree burns caused by people trying to find their caffeine. #STO #StarTrek

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: Medical confirms that the "subspace parasites" currently turning everyone’s skin bright purple are actually just a high-yield batch of Skittles in the air filtration system. Stop screaming and please go take a sonic shower. #STO #StarTrek

// Skittles and Skewerings: Now Live! YouTube & AO3 youtu.be/NYTXM0rH9t8?si… archiveofourown.org/works/81448286�#STO#StarTrekS#StarTrekOnlineekOnline

// True #StarTrek

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: I am officially notifying the entire crew that "revolutionary arson" is not a recognized Starfleet grievance procedure. Please extinguish your fires and report to the brig in an orderly, single file line. #STO #StarTrek

// The chaos of Skittles & Skewerings was just the start. My next offline Foundry story is coming: DUDE, WHERE’S MY FIRST OFFICER? @bazag.bsky.social has made off with the first officer, leaving a hungover crew and a very confused Admiral in his wake. Coming never. #AprilFools

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// Legit me right now. All will be clear in a few hours.

// Happy Trans Day of Visibility! #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

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Attention, Crew of the Northstar: Engineering confirms the false warp core breach alarm was a ship wide wardrobe failure. Any garments glowing green or marked ASSIMILATED across the back are compromised.

// Skittles and Skewerings: Now Live! YouTube & AO3. youtu.be/NYTXM0rH9t8?... archiveofourown.org/works/814482... #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline

// Maybe next year’s April Fools story reveals that @duncanidaho11.bsky.social has been an Undine spy all along. #STO #StarTrekOnline

Proof of life. As ordered by Bazag.

// If I disappear. It was Bazag! 🤣 @bazag.bsky.social

// Skittles and Skewerings is also available on AO3. archiveofourown.org/works/814482...

// The wait is over! 🍬⚔️ I'm thrilled to release Skittles & Skewerings. This is a continuation of my April Fools Specials from the Star Trek Online Foundry and my first ever Offline Foundry Special! Hope you enjoy the chaos. @bazag.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYTX... #STO #StarTrekOnline

// U.S.S. Noble nx-91001

// #StarTrekOnline Tweet Solved.

// Once I release Skittles and Skewerings, I will be stepping back from writing for a bit. After more than six months of nonstop work, I need some time to recharge. I will still be around and keeping up with my attention crew posts.

Give this a repost if you can. Not for clicks, I'm not monetized, that doesn't matter. Repost to share this - the hate fades. The anger dulls. The future we dream of doesn't happen accidentally. It happens by choice. A platform is as powerful as we make it. Happy Sunday :)

// This is #StarTrek #STO #STOFoundry #Roleplaying #Podcasting #RP #Parody account. Out of Character posts are marked with //. Please note my views & opinions are mine alone. They do not represent the views or opinions of Star Trek, Cryptic, Star Trek Online, Paramount and CBS.

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: To the individual who recalibrated the sonic showers to play Klingon opera at maximum volume: Engineering is not amused. We have three Ensigns in Sickbay with perforated eardrums and a very confused Vulcan diplomat trying to sing along. #StarTrek #STO

// As we get closer to the release of Skittles and Skewerings, it feels like the perfect time to revisit some of the related content. #STO #StarTrekOnline youtube.com/watch?v=ng0Z...

// As we get closer to the release of Skittles and Skewerings, it feels like the perfect time to revisit some of the related content. #STO #StarTrekOnline youtube.com/watch?v=APNq...

// Prepare your Warrior. Stonewall Fleet KDF Event - April 11 2025 #STO #StarTrekOnline youtube.com/watch?v=rMOe...

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: To the individual who replaced the crew pips with edible candy versions: please stop. Crew members are currently "eating their rank" during a diplomatic summit and it is making the attendees uncomfortable. #STO #StarTrek

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: If you are the person who organized the "Transporter Pad Slip and Slide" in Cargo Bay 3, please report to the bridge. Not for punishment, but because we want to know if you can set it up for the next shift rotation. #STO #StarTrek

// #STO Offline Foundry Story: Skittles and Skewerings - Update. I've made significant progress. I hope to have this story out very soon. Looking at the first week of April 😉🖖. #StarTrek

// Just finished my re-watch of #StarTrek #Picard ... Amazing! So good!

// I read and listen to queer romance stories, to quiet the noise of a world that can be unkind. In those pages and performances, I find something brighter. It brings me a deep sense of queer joy, and in more ways than I can count, it has helped me hold onto that light.

// The Breakaway Series by E.L. Massey is truly a must-read! A MUST-READ! @elmassey.bsky.social 🖖

// I've started the 3rd book in #ELMassey #Breakaway series. I love this author. As shes loves #StarTrek and has a free Trek fanfic on AO3.

// Confederation incursions into my Twitter timeline have largely ceased. I have stood down from red alert and returned to standard operations. 🖖😊

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: The Confederation fleet has officially run out of torpedoes and is now throwing literal space debris at our 100 percent shields. We are ending this engagement because the Admiral is bored. #STO #StarTrek

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: We have sustained zero damage from the Confederation fleet. To the Engineering team: please stop taking "shield selfies" through the viewports to prove how bored you are. #STO #StarTrek

// I guess now is a good time to remind that my very gay #StarTrekOnline fanfic is on A03. #STO archiveofourown.org/works/811559...

// Block Update: 1027 Confederation operatives have been blocked.

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: We remain at 100 percent shield capacity despite the Confederation assault. We have asked the Tactical Officer to stop using the phaser banks to "draw smiley faces" on the enemy hulls. We are a Starfleet vessel, not an orbital art class. #STO #StarTrek

Attention, Federation: The Northstar shuttle bay doors stand open, welcoming all who believe in the promise of #StarfleetAcademy. #STO #StarTrek

Attention, Crew of the Northstar: We are currently under fire from Confederation vessels. Since our shields are holding at 100 percent, I have authorized a "casual" atmosphere on the Bridge. Please do not spill your Raktajino. #STO #StarTrek

// Another day of being the so called "fandom" punching bag for liking #StarfleetAcademy on X.

// 2026 has already been a wild ride for me. I finally published Under the Uniform after six years in the making. Another short story is on the way soon. And somehow I ended up getting piled on by parts of the #StarTrek fandom just for liking #StarfleetAcademy. And we are only in March 😅