wish she fucking would

stuff like this is just von Hindenburg levels of complacency from people solely concerned with electoral politics. tactical voting may well stop them this time but what then? have the front national/RN gone away in France?

generally find this stuff tedious anyway but why does this guy have to be so particularly unfunny

whennnnn the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s projection

in kent and there are tattered, decaying union jacks on every lamppost. rancid county

sack rachel reeves and proscribe the tony blair institute. can be done quickly and at relatively low cost to the taxpayer on day 1 of an andy burnham government

ur bf thinks paraguay were an absolute disgrace tonight

feel like the BBC pundits are over-egging it over how paraguay acted… it really wasn’t that bad??

there are some really easy wins here for politicians who aren’t comprehensively addicted to losing

oh my god they are promoting… mischief now????!! whatever next

looking forward to ed balls being skewered by ed balls on smtv live or whatever the fuck

you sort of deserve to be scammed if you a) think these monstrosities are real plants and b) would want them in your garden

these peoples’ lives are just one big wallet inspection – it’s not even discrete wallet inspections at this point

looking at getting external shutters for our windows and they seemingly don’t exist as a concept in the UK… and all the companies that sell the internal ones (not that useful for keeping cool) call them “plantation shutters”

so the one difference with starmer is that he’s northern?? not sure that is the magic bullet nationwide that it is in manchester

can’t remember the last time i saw someone with blue/purple hair, and i live in what this person would probably consider a blue hair neighbourhood. can’t imagine there are many in the PLP, which includes some of the most reactionary people in the UK?? why are these people so obsessed?

annoying thing about burnham becoming prime minister is it’ll probably save steve reed his seat

not a big fan of fossil fuels really but how long is the west going to allow israel to sabotage the stability of supply of the entire basis of their economies

russia will win in ukraine, invade poland and the rest of eastern europe, then occupy western europe, then invade the UK, and shoot all children eligible for breakfast clubs for reasons i can’t go into here. it is a mathematical certainty. and we could stop it all by ending breakfast clubs today

“what’s that hanging between your legs?” “it’s the flex from a mini kettle. it’s supposed to be a tail”

really strongly believe more than ever before that we have to stop the people who see the world this way or we are totally totally fucked, and it’s become incredibly urgent

they’re not even offering us money back in our pocket anymore

some of the least believable dialogue ever written in that russell t davies’ tip toe thing

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"

it’s still wild to me that these people refused to call for a ceasefire during an ongoing genocide because of internal labour party politics

fuck off polanski. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

lol at the greens melting over andy burnham

My neighbour has been blending something for an hour straight. What can possibly need to be that smooth?

can’t believe workington man turned out to be a massive fucking freak, oh well we’re now on an irreversible course to elect 200 of them

saddened to see entryism being allowed and encouraged into this once great party of state

It’s astounding how much of European history has entailed people with reactionary, right-wing politics using Jewish people as footballs, one way or another, toward selfish, cynical ends, in ways that inevitably endanger Jewish people themselves. This latest cycle of barrel-scraping is despicable.

Seriously? Can we just have a period of reflection. Reform Councillers are falling apart already. Brown and Harman finally being brought in. I see this as positive.

Just seen a lib on here say they should stand David Attenborough against Farage in Clacton if he gets recalled

This idea that people only vote in council elections for people to collect their bins a bit better is just obvious fucking nonsense isn’t it

A smokescreen for a leadership bid by Wes Streeting, who, when the smoke dissipates, is lying completely dead on the pavement

would make much more sense if they just cut everything below south croydon adrift into surrey

there’s a libdem in my ward who repeatedly manages to get elected regardless of the other party winning (before labour, now green), she must be incredibly charismatic

So much ill has been done in the name of “getting on with the job”

yeah that’ll do it

do labour not realise this just gets exponentially worse for them the longer they keep this loser as PM

one last reset for t’ road lad

lmao labour fielded a blue labour candidate and ate shit

it is actually fucking scandalous what keir starmer and labour together have done to allow reform to take this many seats. none of this was inevitable. i cannot believe they actually think he can stay on as PM

incredible cope lmao – i think labour should adopt this line

for heaven’s sake man, go!

labour taking a real hiding in big cities, roll on the london results

incidentally this is the lesson we’re supposed to have taken from every single election i can remember, and somehow it never works 🤔