i can think of one insanely cool thing he could do that would make me super excited and inspired about the future, and it could be achieved in mere seconds

we are well aware that the PLP still likes him, it’s absolutely stacked with his cronies and sycophants. the longer they tolerate him the worse it will be for the whole party so i reckon do a 38-second applause next time

for heaven’s sake man, go!

I cannae breathe. Look at this cunt.

trust the guardian to come along and piss on everybody’s chips

Pretty metal

They keep using the footage of him telling the boys at RAF Akrotiri (the base we stage surveillance flights over Gaza from) that 'we can't tell the world what you're doing here' and it makes me feel insane every time

reading crash by jg ballard atm and it’s hard to see past it being about anything more than how half the UK population seemingly want to shag their car

people in the replies need to get a grip about the bar chart, everyone does this shit, and it’s not actually as egregious as the libdem bar charts because no one could plausibly think labour are polling below the x axis (as much as it might seem like that)

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

please please please let me get what i want lord knows it will be the second time (after thatcher)

the only people left thinking starmer is doing a good job are his friends and people who know a barrister who once knew him

feel like we have a right to know what went on during this call however tough it was on our smol bean prime minister

this guy can’t even express his dogshit opinions about israel coherently. how are we supposedly to believe he’s the only one who can beat trump?

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fucking class sitting in the luggage rack on a southern train. the best seat in the house

it feels like starmer was born to do this. that guy can chair a meeting

‘within a decade’ – the incredible ambition of centrist technocrats. and all they had to do was obliterate centuries-old legal rights

gonna go out on a limb here and say that even if you did accept this absurd portrayal of events, the guy with the gun has a responsibility to have a cooler head

“psychological traits” on the x axis is incredible lol

A touching tribute to Mike F

it is a bit fucked that the way he talks about cyclists feels kind of rebellious and liberating over here in the UK, even tho he is basically just treating them as legitimate road users/actual human beings

this guy is a threat to national security and needs to be removed from office urgently

it’s honestly incredible to hear a mayor talk like this about transportation and the harm that comes from cars

these people really think they can toady their way through the next three years and everything will go back to “normal”

Don't forget folks: allowing yourself a vision of the future you'd want for our country and planet - not the one you'd settle for, not the one you fear, but the future of your dreams - isn't naive, it's a vital cognitive skill. That's how we articulate what we most value. What's worth fighting for.

Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.

i regard starmer as an illegitimate prime minister and will shed no tears about the end of his regime

how would the UK rejoining an economic union make any difference to the security of venezuela or the UK

what’s the point of having a separate prime minister if seemingly his only responsibility is to get on well with the US president

god they cannot seriously be considering continuing to call it your party can they

who are the almost ONE IN FIVE people out there still voting labour?

… you’re still thinking about the labour party’s authoritarian attacks on our justice system aren’t you?

can we all just find a way to go back to living off the land, growing food and restoring nature far away from any freaks who think this sounds good? i don’t want to be involved in any of it, and am happy to be left behind, even if this nonsense was as revolutionary as they say it is (which it isn’t)

iphones would have to have been universally adopted in 2008, and somehow have got less addictive and distracting over time, for this to make any sense

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

loooool fucking hell

cringing at this attempt to sound hard from someone who at best has the air of a villain in wallace and gromit

deeply baffling man

One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/777485...

the CEO of north west england speaks

the language of remembrance is about noble sacrifice and serves to legitimise slaughter past and present, it’s ridiculous to couch it as something apolitical and personal when it is quite evidently organised top-down and rigorously policed

to be fair their policy of self-imploding and completely cratering all support for the party could genuinely be life-changing

imagine being a labour mp parachuted into an arbitrary northern seat by the leadership and indulging in this authentocrat nonsense. obviously this is one of the most shameless men in britain but come on

wonder if anyone earnestly listens to that “darling hold my hand” song outside of the jet2 advert

is the training data for this a load of people in k holes

fed up of seeing (blue) labour croydon mayoral candidate rowenna davis going on about how the streets are so unsafe in croydon, just utter fucking nonsense

love it when the guardian, where “comment is free” put out an article they are so confident about that they turn the comments off