This is how real mens eats chili, throwing caution literally to the wind 💨

These are the same people who wanted you fired for quoting Charlie Kirk after his murder. The rift between me and everyone I know who supports this dude has never been wider.

Yesterday we woke up to snow on the ground and 8°, so we stayed in and smoked weed all day. In the morning I made a pot roast & blasted 90s rap. Then, she made banana bread and we wrapped presents & listened to soulful Christmas music. Closed out the evening watching Batman Returns. 🎅🏽❤️‍🔥🧑🏽‍🎄

'Tis yam season

The Diary by Scarface is my favorite Christmas album.

What if all these data centers were solar panels, batteries, and associated infrastructure?

*Second hand embarrassment for folks still on Meta and Xwitter*

Didn't he do the fireside brohang "People Who Want to Indulge Trump" pod circuit?

Brace yourselves for the dummymanders.

"I like Crockett, but she can't win, there are too many racists in Texas" is misogynoir. And y'all are just presenting them cheeks with zero resistance. Block me.

We do know he gets most of his funding from an oil PAC. I think if you scratch his blue suit, you'll see red. I think he's a smarter, more charismatic Fetterman, who will betray us at every turn.

When people say America is a Christian nation, this is what they mean.

This is American culture. Always was.

Striving to be this Dad everyday.

Went to the bar with my wife tonight, and we had to leave at 11:45 before we turned back into pine cones

I haven't seen all these, but #1 rocked my 7 year old shit. 😭

The pundits and lawyers should probably start to incorporate the possibility that SCOTUS could hypocritically rule against CA, VA, MD, NY, etc. redistricting efforts. There will be a ton of lawsuits, and an immense amount of political pressure and political motive at the SC.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Pardon incoming……

This should settle it for anyone who still believes the various militia, patriot groups, and 1776 masturbators exist for any purpose other than to defend white supremacy.

Shitlib Goldstandard YouTube Personality Thumbnail: BREAKING! TRUMP FACES RECKONING FOR XYZ! Me:

And so many of you will be sucking this dude off again when he runs for president in 2028. Get in losers, we're getting the band back together lookinazz.

According to this Supreme Court: ❌ Using race conscious admissions in college to give minorities a fair shot ✅ Using race to profile people on the street to detain for immigration sweeps ✅ Using race to disenfranchise minorities in elecciones The only consistency is white supremacy.

Stop trying to survive or well kill you is a great encapsulation of this administrations whole strategy

Raise your hand if you HAVEN'T slept through a 3.25 hours long gang BJ. 🙋

the whole concept of "white genocide" is very funny because unlike a regular genocide where people try to butcher you with machetes or gas your family in white genocide your cousin marries an Indian guy

Maybe the military personnel murdering civilians in the Caribbean can just say ,"Oops, sorry!" Afghanistan: US admits Kabul drone strike killed civilians - BBC News share.google/0slqsAmaP3It...

"The drone war" needs a new name. Every war is a drone war now. "The drone war" should heretofore refer only to the period during which the U.S. and a handful of other major powers were murdering people without accountability.

Yet even the most trustworthy news sources and politicians continue to frame Palestinian children (and other civilians) disappeared by Israel as prisoners, instead of what they are, which is hostages.

D.C. Shooting Suspect ‘Could Not Tolerate’ the Violence of His C.I.A.-Backed Unit in Afghanistan “The units had been trained for nighttime raids targeting suspected Taliban members, & were accused by human rights groups of widespread killings of civilians.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...

Is there any good reason why the actual TRAINING literature given to FBI employees for the "Epstein Redaction Project" can't be FOIA'd? I want to see the instructions.

He's in there.

Jive Turkey

Watched 3 grown men air their marriage grievances at work this week. "She always asks me how my day went" "She always wants to sit by me" "She always wants to touch me and hold my hand"

Six months of EV ownership, and I've saved $1,905 to-date, taking into account gasoline, oil change, and electricity costs.

This is some weird ass shit to think, let alone say.

WAPO SCOOP: U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols wapo.st/3Mbd9a6

I get it, "Back to Shitty" is sort of what corporate Democrats are campaigning on. We need something else.

It's the language of sycophants.

We hear politicians throwing the word "mandate" around a lot. THIS IS IT.

Where’s this guys suit ?

😂

The accordion hands is the tell

But shout-out to #GenocideDems who ran on increased immigration restrictions and shushed citizens whose families they were carpet bombing.

Me: Hey! Baby baby baby

Campaigning on the Epstein files was a bold choice

Banada

Absolutely engorged on adrenochrome.

"This will quietly fade into the mist, OR ELSE"