Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Look who I recently bumped into while out and about in Liverpool. My absolute favourite Content Creators, Taylor and Alex 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

FIFA and the U.S. thought that by humiliating  Iran in the World Cup and making their logistics difficult, would turn the world against them. Instead, the amount of support they received throughout this tournament is unprecedented. They represented their country with dignity and humility. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

It annoyed the heck out of me initially, but I think we should all call it "offsides" from now on. #worldcup

Scotland, Scotland Top Of The League, Scotland, top of The League #BRASCO

When the match kicks off, Scotland will go top of the third place group with 4 points and zero GD! #monScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Think I might have gone a bit too early tonight, especially if the kick off is delayed #BRASCO

Wayne Rooney will be jealous #TheFootball

All this hype about Messi's goalscoring record, but Mbappé is clearly going to beat it, sooner rather than later #worldcup

I ordered the book “How to Recognize Scams” over six months ago, and it still hasn’t arrived…

Look how Messi hung back there before scoring. He'll go far this chap #worldcup2026

Never touched him

Ce soir, je suis Sénégal #fifaworldcup2026

Iran players were forced to leave the US for Mexico.straight after their game, even though all of their games are played on US soil. The way FIFA have allowed their members to be treated shows them up for the spineless, corrupt, incompetent pathetic article that they are.🤬

Actually, that is quite good 🤣 Well done England fans!

The orange cunt will be allowed to lift the world cup trophy with the winning team. Everyone should let Iran win it. #WorldCup

FIFA has the audacity to push the Stand Up To Racism slogan (which many of us Black people have always thought was rubbish) whilst the US treats Black and brown players and officials from certain countries, in racist and intolerable ways.

Some of us are old enough to remember Ndabaningi Sithole founder of the ZANU PF, grandfather of the first player to be sent off in this year's World Cup

Just had my monthly injection to help keep me alive. The banana is for scale.

My old boss Nigel Wray on Antiques Roadshow just now, forgetting to mention he's a billionaire

What a frustrating season

Most amusing!

When you go will you send back A letter from America? Take a look up the railtrack From Miami to Canada Broke off from my work the other day I spent the evening thinking about all the blood that flowed away Across the ocean to the 2nd chance I wonder how it got on when it reached the promised land

Meanwhile in Bootle…

Got some catching up to do on @fplswans.bsky.social in our Team Sambucca Mini League but I reckon these are the players to make up the 150k places needed 🤣

#FPL Stats

Jarg shirt's arrived. #SCO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#FPL Season Recap. Finished just outside 100k, so very happy as only my 3rd season. Thanks to everyone for their help and support. A CC (Pras I think) said "Make Consistency Your Differential", so I only took 1 -4, aimed to keep 3x FT and £1.5M ITB at all times. It worked.....

Did not expect to see someone think it was acceptable to turn up at Anfield wearing this!

Hey ho, that's #FPL tinkering all done and dusted. Think I ended up with Bowen for JP, and moving the 🧢 from 🤖 to Bruno. Glad I'm now preoccupied here at Anfield with poor phone signal from 4pm. Cant wait until next season when I'm gonna set and forget lol

Me with my one free transfer:

If you've got Arsenal assets in your squad and have no FTs to swap them out, will you start them or bench them? #fpl 🤔

Wonder how these mini leagues will look in a few hours time after the car crash that GW38 is looking like being. Will I even get 11 players out? #fpl

Any leaks yet? #fpl

Another pleasing week, but most importantly, now taking a 1 point lead in the Ocado Knowsley mini league into the final week. First time this season I've been in the box seat. Let's see if I bottle it #fpl

Cherki on. Need City to score now and glad that Semanyo is off. Ooh the excitement of it all

Such a noob!

Lol Senesi is 2nd sub so now praying for Cherki to not come on either, but seems unlikely #fpl

Ha ha I'm so thick. Only just noticed that JP not being in the squad will bring DCL and his 7 point return into the team. Only the second point scoring sub Ive had all season 🤣

NOR clean sheet gone. Good #fpl

No JP at all, and no Cherki for 60 minutes. ffs

A match ticket from Club Brugge - Liverpool FC on this day in 1976. Raoul Lambert scored early from the spot, Kevin Keegan equalised a few minutes later. Following a 3-2 win at Anfield in the first leg, a 1-1 draw was enough to clinch it - Liverpool won the UEFA Cup!

Wonder how many DEFCON Robbo got that season 🤔 #fpl

Ocado Knowsley mini-league update. Now only 2 points behind the leader Tyler after the Arsenal game. Made back 10 pts so far this GW Our teams are really similar. He had Verbruggen, I had Darlow. He 🧢 Bruno, me Saka. Left to play he's got NOR, Semenyo and 🤖. I've got Cherki, 🤖 and JP. 🤞

5-0 please a hat trick for Saka, 2 DEFCON and 3 bonus points #FPL

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I assume we are playing until Celtic win

Bit late. Having to differentiate myself from the work ML leader as am 12 points behind, so sold O'Reilly for Saliba and Szoboslai for KDH. Not the best of starts. Captain Saka, OR c138k. #fpl

So I went Szoboslai to KDH, so now we need a Haul from Hall

So who else has fallen victim to Pep Roulette? #fpl