"QUICK, WE NEED A DISTRACTION FROM THE BAD PUBLICITY. FART OUT A TRAILER REALLLLLLLY QUICK." - Disney, probably

Don't piss me off, dawg.

Share one of your ‘Secret Favorite’ TV shows. Not a show everyone knows you love, but one you love that you rarely, if ever, show love for. 📺 🤫 🖤

damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh

If you can see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

YAYYYYY FOR MORE AFTERNOON PPVs!

Reskeet the spectacles nerds

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

At this point, Bandido HAS to be a frontrunner for "Wrestler of the Year". He's had an UNREAL run this year. #WrestleSky🤼 #ROHDBD

I think Hangman Page and MJF might be wrestling soulmates. #ForbiddenDoor🤼‍♂️

A photo you’d use as an album cover 💿

So, to recap... Raw is on Netflix. NXT is on the CW. Smackdown is USA. Saturday Night Main Event is on Peacock. PLEs are on ESPN+ or whatever the fuck it's called. Which, btw, you HAVE to subscribe to the ESPN thing, and then HAVE to pay for each PPV individually. Yeah, fuck this. #WrestleSky🤼

Man, shut yo dumbass up.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze

Easy answer.

"Dear Adonis, I'm sorry that that man is your father" might be the hardest and most evil opening line in the history of diss tracks.

Who's the person involved in the creation of this....... abomination. WHO? I just wanna... talk... That's all.

Either this is a stunning PUBLIC acknowledgement that the John Cena heel turn was 💩💩💩, or it's a pretty big tell of who's winning on Sunday. Either way, it's hard to be excited for SUMMERSLAM.

The second EVER episode of "AEW Dynamite" felt pretty significant to me.

I'm at 13.

............no.

😤😤😤😤

MY NEW SINGLE, "HANGMAN PAGE" FEATURING Brandie Blaze & Jesse The Tree IS OUT NOW. Inspired by my favorite wrestler @hangmanpage.bsky.social lynkify.in/album/hangma... lewismorris.me/track/hangma... #MusicSky #BlackSky #WrestleSky🤼‍♂️ #AEW

No.

5 years ago today, Eddie Kingston answered Cody Rhodes' TNT Championship Open Challenge "You know what I grew up around? Alcoholics, JUNKIES. I grew up around THAT, and I had to survive! I had to GRIND. You couldn't last a day in my shoes. So you don't tell me nothing about grinding!"

it’d be pretty cool if he popped like a blade vampire

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

You know I had to.....

OMG @joybella.bsky.social !!! I IMMEDIATELY thought about when you said white people really don’t care about other white people.

And, y'all niggas wanna throw stones at AEW fans when THIS is the shit we have to look forward to... At fuckin SUMMERSLAM. Fuck outta here.

Hangman/Mox goes a long way in rectifying what's STILL the biggest booking mistake TK ever made... Taking the belt off Hangman to put it on CM Punk. Honestly to me, that's the exact moment the "feeling" was lost. Dare I say, AEW restored the feeling tonight. #AEWAllInTexas #WrestleSky🤼‍♂️

THE BUCKS REALLY LOST?!?!?!?!?! DAFUQ?!?!?!?!?! #AEWAllInTexas #WrestleSky🤼‍♂️

9/11.

If you need further confirmation that "Superman" is dope, here it is:

Dudes will look at this, and say "hell yeah".

Smoke would've been such a good girl dad 🥺

After what was a brutally difficult week, I'm thankful I had multiple things to look forward to this weekend... Superman Clipse's "LET GOD SORT EM OUT" AEW All In Shit's beautiful, man. #Superman #AEWAllInTexas #LetGodSortEmOut #WrestleSky🤼‍♂️

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, THIS DAMN CLIPSE ALBUM.

Some of y'all are never going to realize there is NOTHING you can do to get those people to love or respect you, and that's THEIR problem, not ours. Shut the fuck up with this respectability bullshit in 2025.

Man, shut y'all Karen asses up. Lmfaooooooo

"It legitimately had nothing to do with Saudi Arabia". I could work 40 years at a spay and neuter operation and not see a living being give up their balls so flagrantly.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using a gif (hard mode: no Star Wars, LOTR, or Star Trek)

Shut up. #MovieSky #BlackSky

This is who runs this account.

Democrats are so fucking stupid.

Holy fuckin shit... It's like Jade got worse since joining WWE.