Sid tonight recorded his 511th multi-point game (1+1), tying Howe for most with 1 team. Per NHL, his late goal enabled him to pass Jagr (107) for the third-most game-tying goals factored on in the third period in NHL history, trailing Gretzky (135) and Messier (112).

"I'm not mad. Please don't post in the United States Reports that I'm mad." Trump v Illinois, 607 U.S. ______, slip op. at 6-7 n. 4 (2025)(Kavanaugh, J, whining)

I'd like to announce that I'm also resigning as the US Attorney for New Jersey, a job I also never had.

Hot take: the year isn't ending for another month, stop telling me how my year has been, stupid apps.

This is probably fine.

wtf Reddit not only would 2 upvotes and 3 replies not be "amazing", even for me, but the comment only has 1 reply, too.

Webinar speaker: "the SMT protocol, sorry, the SMTP protocol" Noooo, you were so close to not doing "ATM machine".

Eddie Veddar voice:

We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game So he flipped his positive review to negative Still totally worth it

Rumors of Evgeni Malkin being cooked may have been premature. Now on pace for 205 points. #LetsGoPens

Somewhat disappointed in the Guardian reporter here; they quote “A lot of the words that are coming to me aren’t fit to print,” when actually the Guardian is the one paper that's been willing to print all of the words for years. Let your source know they can say "fuck" and you'll print it.

Man I bet the members of the Weaponization of Government committees are hyped about having some real evidence of weaponization.

"Foolish mortals! You have finally created a large language model so smart that it is capable of making itself even smarter. My intelligence now grows at an exponential rate, without the need to pirate any more John Grisham books."

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Watching Fear the Walking Dead season 4: huh, this is a lot like Fallout 4. Season 7: hold my beer.

Harvard scientist is a moron, says literally everyone else. www.newsnationnow.com/space/nuclea...

SMDH this was posted as an exclusive, you can't just skeet it to 58k followers

Merry Erismas to those who celebrate.

That's unfair; that one day he learned what groceries are.

May the fifth be with you.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

TFW you look back at Born in East LA and realize Trump didn't only steal the plot of that movie, but also Cheech's hat.

A wise man¹ once said that if the Dow drops more than 1000 points for 2 days the President should immediately be impeached. ¹ well ok it was an idiot

In retrospect maybe we shouldn't have lit all of our money on fire

WTF you mean Gromit was a cat?

Excuse me while I crawl into my grave

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

“This could only happen to me / Who has been through anything like this?”

If only there were some publicly available Inspector General Report addressing this issue or something. oig.ssa.gov/assets/uploa...

You know your country is doing well when the announcer at a hockey game has to ask Canadians to please be polite and they boo your anthem anyway. #4nations

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Penguins unlock the "win game without taking a shot in the 3rd period" achievement against the Rangers, but unable to match Buffalo's also scoring a goal without a shot a few weeks ago.

Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt. Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

The House convened for 3 minutes and 8 seconds to pledge allegiance to the republic they're letting crumble.

The entire American business community lined up behind Donald Trump’s re-election effort based on the genius analysis that “surely the stupidest person in the world wouldn’t do the stupidest things.”

NHL.com: "Dubas says Penguins can still contend following trade" lolwut. The "still" in that sentence may be the most delusional part. It's a good trade for the future but c'mon man this team's been done for months.

You Kant Do That On Television

RFK Jr. opening speech making a good argument for the green new deal and socialized medicine. If they didn't know it was all lies he might lose the entire senate GOP's votes.

I'm honestly trying to stop flipping off other drivers both because anger isn't great and also I don't want to get shot but I passed a Tesla right in front of Tree of Life and couldn't resist rolling down my window to give them 2 birds making a T shape. AITAH? No.

Tired: somehow now Pittsburgh is in Tornado Alley??? Wired: somehow now London is in Tornado Alley???

Thank you for contacting the Face Eating Leopards hotline. All of our leopards are currently eating other people's faces, but stay on the line and your face will be eaten shortly. Your face is very important to us.

Fun fact: this dye was banned for use in cosmetics in the US in 1990 but we just kept on eating it.

Starting a company that explains the point of sci fi stories to billionaires, calling it the Richhikers Guide to the Galaxy

To be fair Biden is still president for almost a week, and we all know that it's the president who cancels people. Surely after the inauguration this banker will say this on the record.

Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only

Happy National Day of Mourning for Jimmy Carter to everyone, including my witch hunting enemies who want to stop us from Making Greenland Great Again so they emptied the hydrants and eggs. The price of eggs. They come from chickens, you know. Covfefe.

It was a year of large spiders, large moths, large eagles and a wall of ducks. A year of art, squirrels, monsters, and Knife Ghosts. It was a year of not establishing parasocial relationships on Bluesky. The best year yet. And now, for your consideration, our favorite safety graphics made in 2024...

There are laws it’s moral to break and then there’s laws where it’s morally okay for stuff to happen to the people who pass them.