Kyle Dubas needs to trade a couple of 3rd round picks for a better microphone.

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I can't believe Dr. Trump finally found a way to put really bright light into the human body to kill viruses and everyone bullied him into deleting it.

Yeah but the son-in-law already brought eternal peace to the Middle East once.

To be fair he's probably cheating. Are we sure he only mailed one ballot?

I'm starting to think Matt Bartkowski may not have been 100% correct about the Jets just wanting to go home instead of playing hockey. #LetsGoPens

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Tired: "It's an honor just to be nominated." Wired: "Can't lose if you don't get a nomination, suckers!"

Don't YOU worry about the Strait of Hormuz, let ME worry about X.

Condolences to Tommy Tuberville, who moves from dumbest Senator (disputed) to dumbest Senator (completely undisputed).

Remember when in "Clear and Present Danger" they were like "hahaha you accidentally lied to Congress because we kept you out of the loop, now you're going to prison!"? Definitely the most unrealistic plot point in a Clancy novel.

Yeesh how was Avery Hayes in the AHL for so long? #penguins

When your peer reviewers also just had ChatGPT do the review for them: retractionwatch.com/2026/01/28/m...

Sid tonight recorded his 511th multi-point game (1+1), tying Howe for most with 1 team. Per NHL, his late goal enabled him to pass Jagr (107) for the third-most game-tying goals factored on in the third period in NHL history, trailing Gretzky (135) and Messier (112).

"I'm not mad. Please don't post in the United States Reports that I'm mad." Trump v Illinois, 607 U.S. ______, slip op. at 6-7 n. 4 (2025)(Kavanaugh, J, whining)

I'd like to announce that I'm also resigning as the US Attorney for New Jersey, a job I also never had.

Hot take: the year isn't ending for another month, stop telling me how my year has been, stupid apps.

This is probably fine.

wtf Reddit not only would 2 upvotes and 3 replies not be "amazing", even for me, but the comment only has 1 reply, too.

Webinar speaker: "the SMT protocol, sorry, the SMTP protocol" Noooo, you were so close to not doing "ATM machine".

Eddie Veddar voice:

We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game So he flipped his positive review to negative Still totally worth it

Rumors of Evgeni Malkin being cooked may have been premature. Now on pace for 205 points. #LetsGoPens

Somewhat disappointed in the Guardian reporter here; they quote “A lot of the words that are coming to me aren’t fit to print,” when actually the Guardian is the one paper that's been willing to print all of the words for years. Let your source know they can say "fuck" and you'll print it.

Man I bet the members of the Weaponization of Government committees are hyped about having some real evidence of weaponization.

"Foolish mortals! You have finally created a large language model so smart that it is capable of making itself even smarter. My intelligence now grows at an exponential rate, without the need to pirate any more John Grisham books."

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Watching Fear the Walking Dead season 4: huh, this is a lot like Fallout 4. Season 7: hold my beer.

Harvard scientist is a moron, says literally everyone else. www.newsnationnow.com/space/nuclea...

SMDH this was posted as an exclusive, you can't just skeet it to 58k followers

Merry Erismas to those who celebrate.

That's unfair; that one day he learned what groceries are.

May the fifth be with you.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

TFW you look back at Born in East LA and realize Trump didn't only steal the plot of that movie, but also Cheech's hat.

A wise man¹ once said that if the Dow drops more than 1000 points for 2 days the President should immediately be impeached. ¹ well ok it was an idiot

In retrospect maybe we shouldn't have lit all of our money on fire

WTF you mean Gromit was a cat?

Excuse me while I crawl into my grave

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

“This could only happen to me / Who has been through anything like this?”

If only there were some publicly available Inspector General Report addressing this issue or something. oig.ssa.gov/assets/uploa...