pregnancy update: the cat has started crying and throwing up too

maybe this is also a good place to say: if you are looking for a data scientist/engineer or machine learning specialist, my husband is very talented and wasted in local government 😌

following more people, so say hello if we’re mutuals Elsewhere (or should be)

oh yes it is

i have great affection for bsky devs, i think this is a worthy project and im grateful to them for the kindness theyve showed us this is an open letter to them regarding what to do about Recent Complaints, offered in good faith and the spirit of friendship my advice: 黙殺

tangential thought about the mau-mauing its not about "having" a space where ones preferred norms determine the formal rules its instead very much about publicly enforcing those rules on people who do not share those norms, ideally as many such people as possible

give me a number between 1 and 1000

can anyone recommend a good hair mask for ends in need of some love?

common misconception but as a bisexual girl w a long term boyfriend, pride is specifically my holiday

ooh this place looks different

legends

everyone in london is welcome to the PICNIC tomorrow !!! reply for details

Anyone here ever moved to another country? Do you have any advice?

London friends welcome to come over (Camden) for EUROVISION ce soir!!!

when my bluesky posts get lots of likes: wow this place is amazing, rip 2 twitter lol totally game over when nobody likes my bluesky posts: hmm, sad that the team couldn’t make this work, back to twitter ig, good try anyway

nearby house just covered in wisteria 😌

I personally will be glad to treat journalists with just as much respect on bluesky ❤️

back on my plant sentience bullshit

I wish to join a schism

I was turning the tap (in the kitchen I’ve had for 4 years) the wrong way

bluesky, meet Wolf

I wish to join the hellthread

meeting bf’s sister for the first time what’s the weirdest thing I can definitely get away with

only ppl who shld get banned from this app are the DOOMERS

I wrote something you guys might like! It is a guide to being a good host.

look at this fucking tree

goodnight dear friends

jar jar binks post-TBI would be more tolerable than this

first death threat on bluesky coming soon

I hate the bluesky bcuz of the Ber duck, he is disgusting, i hate him with my life, he doesnot leave the skyline alone

interesting how everyone here I'm mutuals with is warm and friendly and everyone who hasn't followed me back yet is cold and kind of bitchy??

I am looking for Italians to be my friends! serious replies only!

dreamt I created a plausible deniability public alt to tweet more sarcastic versions of my real opinions…disgusting coward behaviour

what do I want for dinner please? it must be delicious, easy, vegan, and made only of things I already have! everyone who gives a wrong answer will be shot

agree…they should give girls invitations or something

the amount of art on here so far is v cool. how 2 incentivise continuation?

goodnight beautiful ones

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS!!! Picnic today!!!

put ellegist in charge

it would be *easy and fun* but also *wrong and bad* to use this lovely site for illegal purposes whilst it’s unmoderated & largely invisible to authorities/the public 🥰

not enough

my toxic trait is believing correctly that I am not only good at everything, but also better than anyone else who has ever tried

do not take medical advice from weirdos on the internet, however. some cool effects of OTC medication: - paracetamol (acetaminophen) is emotionally numbing - ibuprofen and codeine both reduce anxiety symptoms - antihistamines help alleviate depression/low mood

the energy is flowing more freely, the vibe chakras are getting unblocked & so on thank you so much to everyone who has been lovely today!!

we are so acc

this feels insanely embarrassing so im posting it here as an exercise for like 1 week each month I am filled with the most unbearable ennui + sense of purposelessness, and it is deeply connected to the desire to have children but my life is not ready for children yet — soon, but not yet what 2 do

Saturday afternoon, London!!

not having dms is actually kind of nice because i don’t have to stress about receiving a dm

let me coach ChaosGPT