Life might be ass but the fact that my face, for whatever reason, never fails to make my baby niece smile so hard she drops her pacifier, makes me think my face might be alright after all

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

words of wisdom

Daryl Yan wasn't exactly wrong about all this shit. like yeah it'd probably fix a lotta shit to girlboss your way into the sun that hardcore and fuck up anyone who made you, even for an instant, not have fun, believe in yourself, and be true to yourself fr. He was so real for that

It is Tanuki Day with @oboroasano.bsky.social can we say HELL YEAH

#takamurART of a truly terrifying movie for the season

#RurikArt for @trickorsweets.bsky.social's re-debut! It's her as the Cyber Elves from Mega Man Zero, made with Ohuhu markers & colored pencils with some other stuff, too

Peepy meets his Oshifumo #takamerch @takamuratakako.bsky.social

(TW: SH) "Offer your suffering up to God?" No. Offer my suffering, legally & ethically, to a convicted sex offender. Let mentally ill people cut them up instead of us innocent, non kid-diddlers. Make it a licensed therapy alternative to self harm. Just a little cutting, nothing fatal (haha unless?)

The YouTube algorithm is the only mf out there who actually knows what I wanna see.

“AI will replace movies. I can make my own version of Star Wars where I’m the hero and Obi-Wan doesn’t die.” The problem is we’ve allowed a society where adult men can say things like this without being shunned from the village to starve as a pitiful outcast.

Credit to the original artist, but I found this really cool fanart of Bruno Mars today & just wanted to share it with y'all

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 4 Rain After Running Away Hedgehog's Dilemma

Some of y'all might have "weird" fetishes, but as a Guilty Crown "fan," I want you to know I would never judge or look down on you for them. That'd be like an inchworm calling an elephant short, it just wouldn't make sense.

rich people after moving to Austin:

It makes me happy, in dark times, to think about how Golden Age Siegel & Shuster Superman ("Champion of the Oppressed" was his title) would see my doctors ignoring my messages about refilling a life-threatening medication & trap them in a mine to make them dig their way out so they know how it feels

My face this whole week tbh

"I can't brainstorm without ai" "I can't draw without ai" "I can't write without ai" "Ai summarized it for me cause it's too hard of a read" So what exactly /can/ you do? Because you sound fucking useless to me

All this COSA & censorship shit is really punishing all us normal, responsible people for the parents too lazy to actually parent their children, & the ones so abusive/neglectful/bigoted that they drive their kids into the hands of predators. And of course, they're ALWAYS too ignorant to see that.

This page has a big button for you to email 20+ customer service departments at once with an (editable, if you like) prewritten letter. You can even do it from your phone! There's zero reason to not be participating in the pushback on this.

Oh ok, so it's bad when Disney exploited him in life, but it's super cool when AI does that in death. ...Zelda Williams, his daughter, vehemently disagrees. As does anyone who actually respects his life & legacy. He was a human being, not a chain of content to generate, for fuck's sake.

Voice actors & improv fans, don't actively lie about yourself or anything, but using a different voice & confused act on the phone these past few days is lowkey a fun exercise. My old man, Yeehaw, sassy, & grandma voices/personas have gotten a good workout for a good cause. Theater ex-kids rise up.

Finally, some GOOD news this year!

“Comics were the first ones to punch Nazis before movies. They are inherently political. One thing they want to do is erase the past, but that’s one thing that this museum celebrates.” Guillermo del Toro at San Diego Comi-con on the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art

I made a quick and dirty anti-censorship cheat sheet to help onboard people and direct their energy in a productive direction. This isnt as comprehensive as various websites being shared around, but it should be easy to share and save. Save the png and repost as widely as you can

This is praxis, I’m so serious. Politely wasting as much time as physically possible. Rage doesn’t work. Wasting their money complaining does. This thread contains a GREAT script for being a confused but polite menace, talking point by talking point

Keep calling, VISA is clearly getting frustrated based on the tone I received from the CSR and supervisor I spoke to. For Mastercard, select the "I lost my card" option in order to get to a human

Helping Uncle Nosferatu cross the street so we can both go to our infusion appointments. You know how it is.

Common openers guaranteed to impress girls (upon seeing a magnolia tree) "Did you know magnolia trees are so old, they're pollinated by beetles, because other pollinators hadn't evolved yet when they first came around? " "We're closer in time to the t-rex than they were to the stegosaurus, babe"

This after that Fixed dog movie trailer was circulating is particularly putrid Remember, it's only acceptable when billion dollar enterprises are selling it to you

Let's live in a wonderful world full of delicious vegan meat. Yes, the meat of convicted S.O's is vegan! Your beliefs may vary, but 9 out of 10 vegans agree: "more dead pedos for me, please!" In CLOWN WORLD, the free to access National Sex Offender Registry can find you fresh meat in your area!

Many dipshit buffoons ask "of course child molesters live together. Nobody else wants them as a roommate!" To that, President Sphaliro says, "it is not safe to keep you in a house you can scheme, hoard CSAM, & hide victims in. We are displacing you & giving your homes to the homeless. 2birds1stone"

In order to keep falsified or shit police work from accusing innocent potential meat, large presidential award bonds will go to people who assist exposing bad actors; including those protecting guilty potential meat. Victims will be prioritized & given private, safe resources to process trauma.

When I run for president of Clown World, I will feed convicted sex offenders a plant based diet so their meat can taste better & finally be worth something to society. We can even export it as a luxury instead of investing in doge or whatever. Animal testing will end. We test on S.O's now. Easy!

Here's one of many stories about why Superman is my GOAT, this one's pretty timely. If you have the power to create, you have the power to fight evil. Please remember that, in the face of our increasingly censored world. www.ign.com/articles/rem...

I can't believe this is relevant now

Payment processors when adults use their cards to buy several guns to shoot up a school: "Freedom, man. Can't help it." Payment processors when adults use their card to buy a hentai game on Steam or some gay, erotic VN on itch: "WHOA NOW! THAT'S OBSCENE! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?"

You know, I don't think NSFW or gore should be forbidden on tumblr so long as they are tagged & hidden decent enough, but if you use "(user/nickname).png" to tag your extremely graphic pulsing artery gore videos for everyone looking up PNGs to make edits with to see? Totally uncensored? Maybe don't.

It baffles me that there's still people out there who say "Don't like USA? Y not leave?" as if moving from USA to ANYWHERE else isn't INSANELY expensive? This isn't effing Europe where you can drive for an hour & plow through 3+ different countries, ppl here can barely afford rent & groceries.

hi my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMIL Y GUY!!! 1/64 :) keep readingt!!

One more year, ladies!

My ass is dodging every draft that doesn't have Ian McKellen commanding me onto the field, calling me a painted whore like this.

#takamurART for Eva Summer with @takamuratakako.bsky.social was inevitable af

Concept: William Afton is sent to rot in Hell; a location where he is trapped with me marking him as my property by rubbing my facial scent glands all over his face. Slowly, he loses his will to rebel, to rage, to even exist as a whole. He is now, simply, my little meow-meow. The cruelest fate, nya.

"Why animate/draw that when you can just film it live action? Does the story call for it? It'd be easier" Gee I dunno bro, why do you shit in a toilet instead of into your bare hands? No other animal needs a toilet & tp. It'd be easier than paying for plumbing, a toilet, & tp; you fucking animal.

おかえりなさいませ！ご主人様∼🤍 White Rose Café is open! ☕️✨ I'll be livestreaming today's Pride Month Charity Open mahjong tournament, on Riichi City!! #TkmrLive 🤍 twitch.tv/takamuratakako 🤍

A kind reminder of my audience for this my Blue Sky