Happy 16th birthday to my chiweenie, my chonquito hobbito, my sweetest, gentle, tsundere baby boy Taquito. He was adopted by an elderly man who died when he was 2. Since he doesn't know how to play & prefers cuddling, we assume he was his cuddle bug. He was sent to the pound... Enter: my sister.

I have a few digital collages of varying quality, let's start with a crappy lil' one that's straight up Forklift Certified. They all have weird amounts of meat (if not borderline gore) mixed with anime girls, for the most part.

Michael Tillotson from Deadly Premonition

(OC) simple Asha Lynn Lee pissed faces done in ink on paper. She's a pop star who gets kidnapped by a vampire & a cannibal, but is SUCH a bitch (reverent tone indicator) that she emotionally brutalizes them into compliance until the tables turn.

I mark my territory with my scent glands like a cat on Springtrap. It's what I do. #FNAF

Traditional #shigaraki from #bnha comm for a friend I did a couple years back. I learned I can draw Monster Energy cans that day; I used ink & colored pencil then glossed some white pain over them to sorta sell the effect.

JACKING OFF POST SURGERY & more hilarious (yet painful!) acts to do without a gallbladder: Bsky "darling" Sphaliro tells all in his heartwarming/crotch-stimulating memoir! "I can never admit *how* I J.O," he says. "The virgin-hunters will hunt me down for my rare gap-moe. I'm scared..." How cool!

POV you just told her another pun #zoillust

I'm friends with The Boiled One. He's very cute and fun

Here's a stupid comic I made when Oldschool Mickey Mouse got in the public domain. I don't endorse the shit gramps is spitting here, he's from another generation, man!

They make sure time travel never gets in the hands of the common man because the Vatican is devoted from keeping me from getting my hands on the ever-breedable Buster Keaton's mopey twink ass in between his delightful film stunts & antics. It would cause the President James Dean continuity (again)

Vampire with braces for my tentative brand, [club nico]. I was/am going to do a collection of monsters with a twist to them like this, I have a mermaid WIP for the future as well.

Medieval bestiary style Fresno Nightcrawler design for a clothing brand I never quite got off the ground, but you could still find soft-launched from years back on P.O.D sites if you looked. I'll post a few designs here from it off & on.

Happy family. #traditionalart #watercolors

"My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours." #fnaf #charlieemily

My OCs; the Space-Time Witch Soradjil-ha (Sora) & her hapless clone sent to earth by mistake, Sheila. Sheila might be the only person capable of stopping her, but unfortunately, Sheila got none of her brain cells, so she's literally too stupid to use their shared powers for this.

1/4 I got into the Walten Files so I drew some art of my OC Yohann in the style a while ago. [Yohann Straub 21 years old (born 1961) Y: Ha ha, you don't need a job to eat, you know. Not if you're clever]

My Spidersona, The Incorrigible Spider-Man. The goal was to make a really vile little guy with uncomfortable focus on toes. He does heroic things, mainly as an excuse to cannibalize bad guys, which he did before getting spidered. He's an idiot who assumes nobody likes him because they're homophobic.

Since I haven't had time to draw lately, I'm going to share some old art I've never shared on bsky before a few times a day or week, that has been uploaded on my tumblr in the past. It's mostly OCs, but also fan art for things like FNAF & Deadly Premonition.

Sometimes I see some of y'all reskeet fetish art I have absolutely no interest in, but it's totally harmless & chill regardless of how "weird" normies might think it is. I want you to know I see you & am giving you a chill nod & thumbs up. Keep being your own brand of freak, you crazy diamonds.

One of my favorite pictures is this one by Whitey Schafer from 1940. It was created to break all of the Hays Code in just one frame.

Sorry I haven't been on in a hot minute, I just got out of the hospital after getting my gallbladder removed. You know how sick I was because I didn't even get to ask for photos of it to share. It was apparently twice as large as it should have been for someone twice my size, & full of stones.

I finally found a Picrew that lets me become a snuff film star. Life is beautiful even on darkest of day. Please don't make me look weird. Just share here if you make one with you/your OCs, if you want, so I don't have to beg out loud like a freak. picrew.me/share?cd=EFy... #Picrew #ホラーメーカー0187

@takako.moe #takamurART it's a very special birthday today, so every accident is still a happy one!

Is it too late to wish my fellow Trekkies a very merry May the 4th Be With You?

The giant bed from deadly premonition would fix me

@takako.moe finally has a new friend who likes movies as much as she does

When is my character going to develop enough to either stop getting put through all this bullshit, because my god, I keep trying to get more interesting & have cooler irl lore but it's not fucking working. It's kinda doing the opposite by making me too sick to do cool shit

#RurikArt @trickorsweets.bsky.social too many naughty Jackodachis as of late

Thinkin bout that Dilandau twist in Vision of Escaflowne when I was watching as a repressed Catholic 12 year old. I was so mind-blown, but I also realized I was no longer going to hell, so I just lied down in my bed & deadass stared at my ceiling for a good hour or so. That explains a lot about me.

all glory to the name of god mushroom post but here is the tweet I founded my personal religion on

every time I go out for karaoke I pay my respects until forced to stop

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Katalina Krimson Wants to Try Human Flesh!! thread - 1

Guilty Crown (2011)

All the shockingly evil shit I'm told on a daily basis by people who have always thought they loved me has really given me a lot of character development for my writing career

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

Too stupid to do math or count change, too smart to fall for the Jedi using Mind Tricks telling me to love myself. Proof of a cruel god

I don't really know anything about iPads, so when I got a 10th gen(?) from a mistake my parents made buying their own, I thought it'd be enough to draw on. But, I just got a notification that Clip Studio Paint would no longer support updates on it. It was an older model, but still $$$, so, ouch.

Has anyone else had issues with Discotek media's releases of Kyo Kara Maoh's Blu Ray cases? Maybe it was a warehouse error, but my copies of s2 & KKMR arrived with s2's disc 1 holder being too shattered to hold the disc, & KKMR's back handle shattering immediately upon opening it.

I didn't get isekai'd. You're welcome

One of my favorite movies! I really loved the series when I was little 🦕💖

Today I have a colonoscopy to see how far my disease has progressed. If you watch Re:Zero, you know a very beautiful lady would either be very into me, or very not, because of this. If you never see me again, I didn't die, I was transported to another world & given the chance to find a hot elf wife

I was troubleshooting my DVD player with my copy of Kyo Kara Maoh v1 & I forgot it came with this little transparent... Fake animation cel... Thing? Of the main character Yuuri. Neat! The box doesn't say anything about it, maybe it used to have a sticker on the cellophane.

Need a genocidal blonde antivaxx-slaughtering mecha pilot's lap to lie on & whine without saying any words until he shuts my mouth forcibly with his hand until I sleep... Maybe gently smothers me with thighs so lack of oxygen can take me to zzz-town... I'm not a picky man...

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖 #sailormoon #artemisii #fanart

#RurikArt #takamurART we got ourselves a little trolling here @trickorsweets.bsky.social @takamuratakako.bsky.social