"How much to put a hamster up my arse?"

Cartel de ar Soles

Happy New Year to all my Bluesky follower.

I thought they tasted funny.

Did we ever find out who shot the Deputy?

I'm forever blowing Bubba

The latest sounds from Courtney Love's Hole #totp

I have bowel incontinence and piss myself when I laugh. I wear a nappy for shits and giggles.

You'll live longer but you'll look like this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The miracle of Jesus feeding the 5,000 with five loaves of bread and two fish. And lo, the fish finger sandwich was born.

oooh yes gurl! you work that tarmac

What utter dickheads we are… Rayner fought for workers: sick pay, maternity rights, protection from unfair dismissal Farage and his MPs voted it down Rayner gets binned over £40k in stamp duty Farage dodges £44k, shrugs & strolls on The mega wealthy win again.

Necklace malfunction. #totp

World War 2: Electric Boogaloo

Thomas Shaveshisknackers #totp

Oof! #totp

Are they the river? #totp

Barry Venison wants his suit back #TOTP

Newest member of the gravy seals

Abandon ship! #TOTP

South Park holy sh*t

Obi KRS-One Kenobi #starwarsrappers

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025... Be Farage, be Farage.

Take me down to the Paraphrase City with its verdant lawns and beautiful women

Jane Mcdonald showing us around her Split on Channel 5.

July The Fourth Be With You.

"How does it feel When you’re inside me?" #Oasis

"the American realignment with Russia and against Ukraine and Europe is gathering pace—not merely in rhetoric but in reality" www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Jedi Council meetings end with Business Any Other.

Float away, Rod. #RodStewart

I know it doesn't count, but I just remembered this. #sitcomhorror Mr Dead the Talking Corpse

Beg your pardon? www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/j...

Trump's brother from another mother: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

Congratulations on purchasing the Trumphone 2000

If you see this share a skeleton

#operationspiderweb #Ukraine

#OperationSpidersWeb #Ukraine

Ukraine must urgently be given the €300bn of frozen Russian assets | Phillip Inman

Puff Daddy AND R Kelly! Top Of The Predators #totp

Looks like a group of 3 bald men #totp

Top finger-dancing #totp

That's some shot!