Seagull king (sorry about the blurry zoom, His Majesty's moat is vast)

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I'm in southern europe. I find your lack of solar panels disturbing

"no 3D elements were used" 🤯 But a computer model would have been too geometrically perfect ... instead this shot is congruous with the other hand-drawn animation!

This alien has studied human culture extensively

This banana is evil

data breach exposes exact positions and momenta of billions of subatomatic particles

Look at the cute little windshield wipers on this robot car's eyes!

Science can't explain how tired I am

This kitten is curious about gravity (I am trying different brush style thingies)

This cow is an expert in its field

I should probably stop drawing in an ancient version of photoshop in WINE when #krita works a lot better

i think of them

Dangit, moon's leaking again

I've just about had it. It might be that someday soon my answer to a lot of questions is going to be "I don't have a smartphone"

Forest

tail is sneaky, always attacs from behind

There is no spoon

I remember when it used to be cool to not care about things too much

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

I think if you met the right cat you could teach it to fish to be a fishercat

Your player class is Autistic, you can't equip these Social Interaction Pauldrons. Sell them to a vendor for money. The vendor has given you a low offer due to failing the Charisma check. Tip: this stat can be increased by equipping Social Interaction Pauldrons

huge 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

bluesky needs more treeposting

Hallelujah!

In 1949, you could walk into a store in the United States and buy a hat that doubled as a radio. Marketed as the "Man-from-Mars Radio Hat", it was a working portable radio built into a pith helmet, complete with vacuum tubes and a loop antenna sticking out of the crown. 🧵⬇️ (1/3)

We'll be safe together! 🌱 #cuteart #cats #art

"This was your father's banana.gif. Not as clumsy or random as a webm. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."

Groovin' #caturday #pixelart #gif

About to post a GIF. I'm trusting you not to mess this up, bluesky...

One thing I miss about being a kid is that the summers were lifetimes in themselves

LUKE: Is the Dark Side stronger? YODA: Yup, totally. Cooked, we are.

Step one of the plan #caturday #art

I was so busy drawing I forgot to order a pizza. I'm way off baseline

Uh oh, now I'm attempting to create art which is never a good sign

It's a good time to be a cute bug thing

I have a 20 year old wacom tablet that I acquired via barter (because poor) and the plastic on the usb cable is turning into liquid, which is apparently something that can happen to old plastic

Sometimes you just have to lorem some ipsum

there’s only stupid boring food in my house who did this to me

If I had a nickel for every time someone went "they called me a narcissist with delusions of grandeur, so I'm founding a cult that happens to demonize psychiatry"

Oh my goodness it’s a double butterfly week! 🧪🔭 First we got this look of the Butterfly Nebula, a planetary nebula formed at the end of a star’s life. The outer layers are expelled and illuminated by the remnant core, creating something resembling butterfly wings! (1/n)

I love trees. Look at all those trees treeing the shit out of everything

Importantly, nobody ever fired their whole janitorial staff and replaced them all with Roombas.

trees 🌿 #pixelart

you mean all this time if we'd shouted enough google would've put serifs back in??

Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.