no thanks

You get an em dash, and you get an em dash—everybody gets an em dash!

I've been (re)reading Anathem and it's like a giant extra-large nerd pizza in book form

the future feels less evenly distributed than usual

Wandering potion seller 🪴

it's okay to go look at kittens

now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes

At least put on some black leather instead of wearing the t-shirt of a cool band that's on record as hating your guts. And no crappy suits! C'mon, wear a cape! Would it kill you to wear a cape? It could have a skull on the back, you'd love it. They can't even do "pulp villain" properly :(

posting birds so we don't get fined

most animals probably have a slur for humans

🐌

my new years eve resolution is to learn how to fabricate my own semiconductors at home

Tiny shell friend

BÈÈÈH!

A friend just pasted chatgpt output at me, so I told them I couldn't see their message because I have an AI blocker addon installed. They believed me...

im not "misanthropic" some of my best friends are human

I opened the door to let some air in the place I'm staying and someone took that as an invitation

Friend

a #metroid chilling in a #desert oasis! two prompts at once for #pixel_dailies in this little 32x26 isometric scene! #ドット絵 #pixelart @pixeldailies.bsky.social

Coaxing my new coworker out of their cubicle is gonna be tough

a whole new world to explore

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4... Fascinating! But "42 out of 59 goats have been destroyed or damaged in some way" D:

a tiny tailor She is a mouse and she sews, that´s all 🐁

🛸; abducted *⁠.⁠✧ [ #art #cute #cats #draw #kawaii ]

fun fact: the borg collective is technically entirely voluntary, but it only lets you choose "assimilate me later" as an option so most people just end up going for it right away to avoid the annoying popups

Seagull king (sorry about the blurry zoom, His Majesty's moat is vast)

Friend

I'm in southern europe. I find your lack of solar panels disturbing

"no 3D elements were used" 🤯 But a computer model would have been too geometrically perfect ... instead this shot is congruous with the other hand-drawn animation!

This alien has studied human culture extensively

This banana is evil

data breach exposes exact positions and momenta of billions of subatomatic particles

Look at the cute little windshield wipers on this robot car's eyes!

Science can't explain how tired I am

This kitten is curious about gravity (I am trying different brush style thingies)

This cow is an expert in its field

I should probably stop drawing in an ancient version of photoshop in WINE when #krita works a lot better

i think of them

Dangit, moon's leaking again

I've just about had it. It might be that someday soon my answer to a lot of questions is going to be "I don't have a smartphone"

Forest

tail is sneaky, always attacs from behind

There is no spoon

I remember when it used to be cool to not care about things too much

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

I think if you met the right cat you could teach it to fish to be a fishercat

Your player class is Autistic, you can't equip these Social Interaction Pauldrons. Sell them to a vendor for money. The vendor has given you a low offer due to failing the Charisma check. Tip: this stat can be increased by equipping Social Interaction Pauldrons