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7 fcukin mins 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

BREAKING: Israel has explained it sadly had no choice but to kill those ambulance workers because it discovered that they were ambulance workers x

Here we go again. What delights will we get the day😊 clothin sale/ payday😬

The zooplus box isnt big enough lol chesters not amused

Anyone else hear that story on the news in the radio about a baby being overdosed in sick kids hospital😮😮😮 overdose of paracetamol by 10 x.., thats so disturbing man. A canny stop thinkin about that poor child

Morning you legends.... How are we this fine morning?.... Bright and breezy or shite and wheezy?... Huv a belter 💚 🍀 💚 🍀

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Sittin on my last break n i dont wanty go back in lol

The absence review was nonsense. Jist signed a hing n said i wont do it again until im sick 😂

Here we go again🙄oh ive got an absense review meeting for being off sick twice in 16 mths. That should be fun when i canny keep my mouth shut😂😂

All in it together.... not

A know the sun was out today but it wasnt roof down weather ffs a guy passed me on the motorway wae his roof doon😮🥶 seen another psychopath in the work carpark wae her roof doon🤦🏻‍♀️🥶 too cold for that nonsense.

So ive been gettin myself a new car😊 well new to me lol

Here we go again. A wonder whit delight’s today will bring.

NOW! That's what I call trolling.

Here we. Here we. Here we fcukin go

Barry looks full of coke or somethin eh😬

We have to spread the good news because the media will not. #independence #Scotland

A got bloods done yesterday and a vein like an inch away from the site started going sore n purple. This is it this morning😮 you can see the jag site

A shoplifter took us for over 700 kwids worth of stuff. In n out in 90 seconds🙄

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A wonder if barry was dshin out cuddles or clips round the ear at half time 😂

Tav will need to get his wains an escort out if they dont turn this round 🍿😂

A fcukin other one😂

Yasssss😂

Trump got FIVE exemptions to stop him having to go to Vietnam to fight for his country. FIVE. When he ran out of excuses he had to get some back street doctor in Queens to do a note for him. He’s a coward and a bully.

Trump man ffs🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ what an arsehole

Retail heaven for me the day🫤 finish at 2 so no too bad

Hun Direction! 🤡

Two-tier justice While millionaire farmers block roads with impunity "Just Stop Oil supporters GUILTY of planning a protest which never actually happened" www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2025...

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Were short staffed the day. Feel like im doin it all mysel haha

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The York Family and owners of the 49ers 😅🤣🤣😭

So the big hun/american takeover wont be over the line til the summer🤔🤔🤔

Second tea lol my early indications are correct ha

That grey light box is where all the pigeons live😊 nice of tesco giving them a home 😂

First tea. Prob will get over 20,000 the day. Place is full of lazy bastards🫤

At least it didnt snow 😐

The “Rules” in the docs office 🫤

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And still America and Americans think they’re the good guys because let’s face it God is with America isn’t he?

Ooooh its snowin a wee bit🥶

So i had a road rage incident yesterday on my way home😬 a person in an audi was tryin to cut me me up every way possible. Anyone who travels from ruggy to cambuslang knows theres lots of lane changes. Every time i tried to change lanes it was there. Violently flashing lights a beeping horn

Weve still got that self scan lady hangin wae us. She has really bad breath🤮

Omfg…., we sell penis enlarging devices😐 some lucky lassies the night 😂😂😂😂