Had to distract myself from the news of the day so I took my 3 yo daughter to see Marty Supreme, AMA

Celebrating 2026 by eating spring rolls over the sink

1946 - 2026

Welp, was just informed ICE picked up our landscaper. Just a super nice guy who did nothing but work his ass off. Hard to describe this combo of rage and sadness I’m feeling. I’ll vote for anyone who promises to put every ICE agent on trial. Fuck these fucking bastards.

OMG @wrenispinkle.bsky.social look at what our boys gave us for Christmas!! youtu.be/M4T6fGUB190?...

Went back to school for photography. Just wanted to share some photos from my finals this semester. Taken at The Living Desert.

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

God it’s just so tragic. Oh man… their poor daughter. Fuck. people.com/rob-reiner-w...

OLD MAN RIVERS

I just ate a whole jar of crunchy pistachio cream, ama

A visual representation of how children take over every aspect of your life.

I don’t know about you, but in this house we believe when mounting things to the wall, you first put the stud finder on yourself and proclaim you have found it.

You ever see a failson irl? In public. Looking at one right now. Broccoli hair. Scoliosis from always looking at his phone. Sweat pants the cost of a mortgage payment. Rest of his family is like every season of White Lotus. I’m at a Chipotle.

Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker, Charlie Brown

I've never had a trans woman tell me to get back in the kitchen, or make a "joke" about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote. I've never seen trans women outside the planned parenthood calling women murderers and whores. trans women have never dogged me out for incorrectly performing femininity

He's here, I know he's here. That's him. I'm telling you that's HIM. I know he's here! You can't understand. That's HIM! That's him, you hear me?? I'M TELLING YOU, IT’S *KEYSER SOZE*

Greg Bovino looks like Looney Tunes Peter Lorre if the animators used diarrhea instead of cel paint.

There is a MAGA group planning an invasion of Disneyland on Feb 28th. This will absolutely ruin the day for regular people just trying to have fun with their kids. If you have a magic key, please reserve the hell out of 2/28/26 so these fucks can’t go. 805patriots.com/collections/...

On a scale of 1 gram to one kilo, how much cocaine do you think Kash Patel does a day?

And another thing: I’m not mad. I’m going to make advertisements on my social media network that I’m not mad

Almost didn’t post this but fuck it we wine mom libin’ tonight

God damn this man knows how to command a speech. If this Jew was an NYC Jew, I would have voted for this man so hard. So happy for New York right now

lol these numbers are fucking crazy. California can have such bonkers election results sometimes but one thing the vast majority of us have in common is we fucking hate MAGA. God damn I love this state. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

I’m going to Disneyland in a few weeks and while looking for a fun Disney shirt (something funny/parody/family friendly) I am just amazed at how many “funny” Disney shirts are just pure misogyny. It’s like someone hired one of those “take my wife, please” comedians from 60 years ago to make them

I just finished episode nine of Love Is Blind and I desperately need to talk about Nick (and Annie to a lesser extent). WTF

MORE PUMPKINS I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS

Gonna post my past pumpkin carvings. Here’s one of my favorites I did about 10 years ago.

Bluesky drama got me thinking about one of my favorite quotes from Dune “All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”

Me, a Bluesky user, watching Terminator: Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide. Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix: Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.

LinkedIn said I needed a new professional portrait if anyone was going to take me seriously. Well, here I am future employer.

Went and saw this little known indie artist last night. He was pretty good! I think he could make it big.

At least I’m in San Diego

I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.

Flags half mast at the Texas Roadhouse. “Freedom Fries” kind of vibe.

Decided to sleep all day, did I miss anything?

I’m better than most at suspending belief for the sake of entertainment, which Alien: Earth requires a lot of. But believing this guy has an American accent is a step too far. That’s the most British face I’ve ever seen.

lol wtf is this? Blue maga meme reposting/shitposting account trying to meme on its own thinking it’s making a real clever point here. Lol. Yeah buddy, that’s the drug they’re sneaking in. Cartels, famous for smuggling weed into America along with six packs of bud light and cartons of camel crush.

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

Look, I know it’s statistically improbable for me to win the Powerball and buying multiple tickets doesn’t improve my chances, but it’s also true that someone will win and that someone could be me.

Just googled if it’s possible to die from a luck overdose just in case I win the billion dollar powerball the same weekend Trump dies.

Y’all wanna see the most unhinged local mailer of all time?

Cursed Reddit post and top comment. I’m convinced everyone stanning for Gavin Newsom right now is not from California.

Yes, if I’m complementing his dead body and how dead and gross and shriveled it is. A question back to you, Cubster: if winning one more Mav’s championship meant you selling the team and getting put into a human centipede and rocketed towards the sun, would you do it, you fucking coward?

James Dobson just makes me think of the actual person we all want dead and if he dies within the next 3.5 years, they are going to Weekend at Bernie’s him for as long as they can.

This Jewish family stans Ms. Rachel. My daughter absolutely adores her. She really is the new Mr. Rogers.

Look at these out breath slobs. They are as out of shape as they are stupid. These losers fap to Rogan in their racist step dad’s basement in between putting holes in the drywall because even AI women won’t give them attention. These fucks will never change and they need to be put down permanently.

Ya know it took multiple propaganda networks, multiple billionaire owned social media networks and newspapers, and a capitulating mainstream media to barely get Trump over the finish line in November. That’s a whole lot of effort to now be in major disapproval territory. This shit can’t last.