🎶 He’ll say “Are you married?” I’ll say “No, dad! Stop asking! You’ll get grandchildren when you get them!”🎶

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Want to keep kids busy for 195 minutes at Thanksgiving? 🐾📖 195 minutes of Paw Patrol - Book Compilation [Kids Book Read Aloud] youtu.be/HCL4wX9CxN8

It occurs to me that Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel is a (slightly more) modern retelling of The Legend of John Henry. What do you think? Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel [Read Aloud for Kids] youtu.be/SHuySe67pZk

Can you imagine where we would all be right now if we had a 4-in1 Learning Hamburger when WE were growing up??

Counterfeiting Pokémon cards! Wish me luck at the tournament!

I think the reason that Trump likes Mamdani is the same reason he likes McDonald’s. He thinks it has his name in it. “Mom Donny”

Hey! Check me out! I just hit to 2,400 subscribers on my kids book read aloud YouTube channel! Come join the club!

Are you even allowed to draw an owl wearing a hat that isn’t the graduation hat? Has anybody ever drawn an owl in a sombrero? Owl in a bowler hat? Maybe a fez?

Two stories. The first story? Boring. The second story? Intriguing!

It’s 2025 and my computer STILL doesn’t have Blast Processing! Sega was truly ahead of their time

We were lucky enough to have Serena from The Library Ladies as a guest on our podcast! She helped us review Book 10: The Android! Check out her site, and the blogpost she wrote about being on the show! https://thelibraryladies.com/2025/11/07/the-great-animorphs-re-read-animorphs-55-the-podcast/

Funny how “guns don’t kill people, people do” yet there’s no push to get sandwiches off the street

Anyone else obsessively refreshing election results?

Happy Halloween! Enjoy my super spooky reading of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven! The Raven - by Edgar Allan Poe | Dramatic Reading by Patrick Vierzba youtu.be/A93WVGDHVn8

Episode 2, 419, is out now! This episode was written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @eringrassie.bsky.social www.podbean.com/ew/pb-v2gm5-...

Quake in terror as you listen to today’s episode of the DadReadsToYou podcast! A book from my childhood that probably cost 19 cents brand new, but I do a really good job and it’s pretty spooky! Don’t get too scared as I read… THE MOST SCARY GHOST! open.spotify.com/episode/49PG...

We pulled a bookshelf out of our wall, and there’s a finished room behind it. 30”w x 40”d x 48”h What would you do with the space?

“Get out of here, you dumb bird! I’m trying to think about Lenore!” - Edgar Allan Poe

Halloween pro tip: have your kids go trick or treating early and bring you the candy. Then you can hand out that candy to other kids. Then those kids take the candy back to their parents to hand out. This is called The Economy.

My kids book read aloud podcast is going great!

New episode! We review the Fear Street movie, Prom Queen! The movie was not great, but this episode is! https://open.spotify.com/episode/36vrkNEVI4pkJFSLPyBBzx

Obviously California should vote yes on 50 to counteract what Texas did, but why do we need voting districts anyway? Why is it that whoever wins the most districts wins, instead of who got the most votes?

California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you. Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide. So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.

🔥~BRAND NEW DEMO REEL OUT~!!!🔥 New, improved, and INTERACTIVE! Looking for a versatile voice for gruff survivors, elderly men to psycho villain and bestial warriors? I'm your guy! ~email in bio~ !! 🌐: dontaemajors.carrd.co #voiceacting #voiceover #interactive #demoreel

I don’t want to own a gun. If I ever bought a gun, then what was all this exercise even for?

Happy Fall everyone! Here’s me reading a cute story about a hedgehog who gets help from new friends to get his pumpkin home! READ ALOUD BOOK - A Bold Pumpkin Plan youtu.be/cJjFUjKTq2M

What’s your Halloween costume? Oh. Bless you.

Wouldn’t say no to a follow/subscribe! It’s my kids book read aloud videos, now in podcast form! Can be viewed with or without video of me turning the pages! open.spotify.com/show/1zHBTxS...

Guys, I don't wanna brag, but we got Dan from @audiomorphs.bsky.social as a guest on our most recent episode and it's very exciting.

Early voting is underway for Prop 50 in California. I urge anyone in the state to vote yes. This isn’t a race to the bottom. It’s a means of avoiding the bottom. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/what-blue-states-should-do-when-red

I don’t know why people think Texas is a red state. These are clearly Dem boys.

Does this count as stuffed crust?

You don’t have to have read the books to enjoy our podcast! We go over the plot of each one as part of the episode, so really, this could be your intro to the series! Plus, check out the bonus episodes! There a really good time!

Hey everyone! I wrote a choose your own adventure story, and read it on my podcast to my cohosts (they made the choices). It’s really funny and I’m proud of it! Go listen! #chooseyourownadventure #Animorphs55ThePodcast open.spotify.com/episode/5LI7...

Everyone! I got FAN MAIL! I feel incredible!!!

Great news! My kids book read alouds are now a podcast! You can listen in the car and hear them, or watch the videos if you use a device with a screen! Help your kids calm down and/or fall asleep in the car! open.spotify.com/show/1zHBTxS...

I heard it was National Daughters Day recently, so here’s my 5 year old daughter reading “The Pout-Pout Fish”. It’s very cute. youtu.be/htgtZMi9jjw

CostCo should have temporary parking spaces near the front for people who just want to get a hot dog.

STOP HOLDING TEENY TINY MICROPHONES UP TO YOUR FACE. THEY'RE DESIGNED TO BE UNOBTRUSIVELY CLIPPED ON TO YOUR CLOTHING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

I’m so Four-Two-nate to have so many YouTube subscribers! Come be one! youtube.com/@dadreadstoy...

YESssss!!! I ♥️ this!!

It’s a big day! New episode is out! A “Make Up Your Own Mind” chooseable adventure story, about life at the office that goes off the rails in a bunch of absurd ways! Have a listen! linktr.ee/Animorphs55T...

Charlie Kirk was a bad person.

Hey, internet. We have a trailer. And a launch date. See you October 17! www.podbean.com/eas/pb-4bji7...

Tonight was a good night!

So now when I fly, I’m supposed to carry Bluetooth headphones and wired headphones just in case the plane has TVs on the seat backs?

This week we meet the lovely humans who bring to life the...less than lovely characters at the rival store. First up, @patrickjv.bsky.social as Trevor!

Well, somebody likes my song!