Fun fact: To make the "boxing" sfx, I put small Ritz Crackers boxes on my hands and boxed... myself. Enjoy Episode 7, "Kensgiving!"

IT'S HERE, COME HAVE *FUN*!!

Ahhhhhh, so much wholesome! 🥰 "A Very Special Store 236" #audiodrama #audiofiction #retail #holidayspecial

I love Kensgiving! 📦

Join us! I hear it's a good one. 😉

So uuuuuuh this is the episode that broke me 🦴

Have you ever found yourself watching the Winter Olympics and thinking, "this is great, but I wonder what it would be like if everything were boxes?" Well, wonder no more! Episode 7, Kensgiving, is here for you. www.podbean.com/eas/pb-fc338...

Everyone is being Very Normal about our Audio Drama Yearbook nominations

Debatably Arcadian entertainment, possibly-unwise podcasts, curiously collaborative creations. Founded & organized by @ash-alder.bsky.social. List of shows below, more information at lawofnames.com.

Hilarious and adorable and plot drops! Remember that time when we just didn't have a flu season because everyone was masking? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Are you stuck inside on this snowy weekend? Want to feel extra grateful for not having a cold/flu if you don't, or commiserate if you do? Here's a reminder of a new episode just for you!

You should listen to what's worth listening to on #AudioDramaSunday with @storiesalt.bsky.social @madisonstandish.bsky.social @witcheverpath.bsky.social @morbidforest.bsky.social @secondfiddles.bsky.social @howitends.bsky.social @missionrejected.bsky.social @store236pod.bsky.social

I'm in this one right at the beginning! It's gross! 😁

One of my favorite episodes!!

Newest episode is up! This time I only had to test ten or so breaking-mug sounds.

Better late than never: episode 6, Night of the Living Jude, is here! Misophonia warning: coughing, sneezing, sniffling, and other gross flu sounds, please see transcript for details. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kxt6h-...

For anyone who was looking for episode 6 this morning, it should be up any second! I (Mel) accidentally scheduled it for the wrong time. Sorry about that!

Howdy! Showrunner Amy here with some news. You can expect to see Half Past Blue Noon on your podcatcher of choice on March 31st of this year! We'll be releasing bi-weekly starting that Tuesday. Thank you all for your patience! We hope it will have been worth the wait!

I was listening to this one while eating dinner, and laughed so hard at one point I spilled my drink all over myself. #audiofiction #comedy #retailhell

TODAY'S THE DAAAAY!!

Gooooood morning, internet! Episode 5, Street Fair, is here. Written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social, and vocal cuts by @maddiejcoooper.bsky.social. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-tgdn8-...

Weeeee're Baaaack!

Just a normal day at Value Vault! Absolutely nothing unusual happening tomorrow. ...Probably. 👀

If you haven't already been listening, you have one day to catch up on the first few episodes. Also shame on you and you're making Ken sad! #audiodrama #mocumentary #retail #whateverdescribeswhat'sgoingonin236idkijustworknearby

Triumphant fanfare and joy, it is time to RETURN TO THE STORE!!!

Hey, so, if you're not listening to this show yet, now is a great time to start. You might even hear a familiar voice tomorrow .....👀

We are back! Tomorrow's release is a doozy! Shenanigans abound! Also, fun fact: I had to test 13 different toilet flushes to get juuust the right effect. 🙃

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Friends! Bluesky-ians! Value Vaulters! Lend me your ears! …tomorrow. Store 236 returns from midseason hiatus 1/16. If you’re a Patron, the episode should be in your inbox. If not, you’ll have to make do with these out of context spoilers for now.

S O O N

1.16.26 :) www.podbean.com/eas/pb-dwz3q...

Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)

GUYSSSSS NEW EPISODE!!!!

I can't believe I'm part of SUCH a cool project!!! Follow us as we (check notes) provide just deserts? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Woooo!

@samstark.bsky.social always does excellent work, but they've outdone themself on this one.

Hello. Another episode for you. You're welcome. 😁☕☎️

We cannot begin to imagine what she means by this 😈

I'm missing the live premiere at 7p, but it's always a treat. But if you want to listen *now*, that, too, is a thing! Caffeine is what gives a retail worker her power. It is an energy field created by desperation; it surrounds us, and penetrates us. It keeps the universe running. Unfortunately.

This episode is our mid-season finale, but fear not! We'll be back after the holiday chaos dies down with more delightful nonsense.

Buckle up. Episode 4, This Call May Be Monitored, is here. Written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social, and vocal cuts by @eringrassie.bsky.social **misophonia warning, 26:43-26:45** store236pod.podbean.com/e/s1e4-this-...

We've only been here for a couple of months, but what a couple of months it's been. Thank you to everyone who took a chance on our weird little show. We love you, we love making it, and we can't wait for what's coming next year.

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The next episode approaches!! 😶😁

Patreon subscribers, episode 4 is in your inboxes now! Everyone else, please enjoy some out of context spoilers.

7PM EST tomorrow. You don't want to miss this one. Trust us 👀. youtu.be/u2AHq-8N6Pw

Hey, Internet! Episode 4 will be out *next* Friday, 12/5, to give our American-heavy crew a break during a busy holiday week. In the meantime, eat something good, spend time with people you love, support small businesses, and be good to retail workers (or else 😇).

Real art forever, AI never.

Hey, that’s us!

Stage whisper: And Breathing Space!! (Esp the final few eps)