BECOME AN AUDIO DRAMA CREATOR TODAY! 1: Get to know some of the most creative and talented people from around the world! 2: Have them gleefully say the most unhinged nonsense ever put into words! 3: ...Profit? (if anyone has any tips on how to do this last one, lmk)

Now that season 1 has officially ended, it's time for us to praise the unsung hero of this show, and that is @razzigyrl.bsky.social, aka The Voice of Value Vault. Raz gives us our content warnings, reads our credits, and does voiceover for any and all promos (and might even do more in S2 👀).

Our last live listen of season one is coming at you in less than 15 minutes!

Season 1 finale live listen party on Youtube tomorrow morning! It's going to be fun! 😁 JOIN US!! And help us demand more episodes!

No, really. Don’t touch Jude’s. It’s for your own safety.

As promised, fun facts start now! I'll be updating this periodically, so be sure to check back for more! 🧵

It's official! The YouTube live listen of our season finale will be tomorrow, 3/22, at 11AM EDT. Join the cast and crew for what promises to be a good time. youtu.be/ziWPuTeroxU?...

Every piece of media is made better by having a trans woman in it. In case you were wondering.

Borrowing a tradition from our friends at @breathingxspace.bsky.social, for every like and repost this gets, we'll share a fun fact from behind the scenes of season 1!

Your Friday the 13th just got a *little* luckier: episode 8 (and our SEASON FINALE), Friday I'm in Hell, has arrived! Written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @eringrassie.bsky.social www.podbean.com/eas/pb-s24gm...

Happy Friday the 13th Eve! What better time to announce that our season finale drops TOMORROW? (in one hour and 51 minutes to be exact). In the meantime, out of context spoilers. See you sooooooooon.

Want to attend TAFCON but can't afford a ticket? We now have 2 scholarship spots, sponsored by Kasha Mika and Cryptic Radio! Apply for a scholarship badge at forms.gle/C6CuzRdN8a1g...!

We are really, truly, in March now (SOMEhow) - do you know what that means? WE PREMIERE THIS MONTH! March 31st, wherever you can find podcasts like @breathingxspace.bsky.social. We are so excited to bring our girls (and a whole bunch of other faces) back to the airwaves! #audiodrama #premiere

Fun fact: To make the "boxing" sfx, I put small Ritz Crackers boxes on my hands and boxed... myself. Enjoy Episode 7, "Kensgiving!"

IT'S HERE, COME HAVE *FUN*!!

Ahhhhhh, so much wholesome! 🥰 "A Very Special Store 236" #audiodrama #audiofiction #retail #holidayspecial

I love Kensgiving! 📦

Join us! I hear it's a good one. 😉

So uuuuuuh this is the episode that broke me 🦴

Have you ever found yourself watching the Winter Olympics and thinking, "this is great, but I wonder what it would be like if everything were boxes?" Well, wonder no more! Episode 7, Kensgiving, is here for you. www.podbean.com/eas/pb-fc338...

Everyone is being Very Normal about our Audio Drama Yearbook nominations

Debatably Arcadian entertainment, possibly-unwise podcasts, curiously collaborative creations. Founded & organized by @ash-alder.bsky.social. List of shows below, more information at lawofnames.com.

Hilarious and adorable and plot drops! Remember that time when we just didn't have a flu season because everyone was masking? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Are you stuck inside on this snowy weekend? Want to feel extra grateful for not having a cold/flu if you don't, or commiserate if you do? Here's a reminder of a new episode just for you!

You should listen to what's worth listening to on #AudioDramaSunday with @storiesalt.bsky.social @madisonstandish.bsky.social @witcheverpath.bsky.social @morbidforest.bsky.social @secondfiddles.bsky.social @howitends.bsky.social @missionrejected.bsky.social @store236pod.bsky.social

I'm in this one right at the beginning! It's gross! 😁

One of my favorite episodes!!

Newest episode is up! This time I only had to test ten or so breaking-mug sounds.

Better late than never: episode 6, Night of the Living Jude, is here! Misophonia warning: coughing, sneezing, sniffling, and other gross flu sounds, please see transcript for details. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kxt6h-...

For anyone who was looking for episode 6 this morning, it should be up any second! I (Mel) accidentally scheduled it for the wrong time. Sorry about that!

Howdy! Showrunner Amy here with some news. You can expect to see Half Past Blue Noon on your podcatcher of choice on March 31st of this year! We'll be releasing bi-weekly starting that Tuesday. Thank you all for your patience! We hope it will have been worth the wait!

I was listening to this one while eating dinner, and laughed so hard at one point I spilled my drink all over myself. #audiofiction #comedy #retailhell

TODAY'S THE DAAAAY!!

Gooooood morning, internet! Episode 5, Street Fair, is here. Written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social, and vocal cuts by @maddiejcoooper.bsky.social. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-tgdn8-...

Weeeee're Baaaack!

Just a normal day at Value Vault! Absolutely nothing unusual happening tomorrow. ...Probably. 👀

If you haven't already been listening, you have one day to catch up on the first few episodes. Also shame on you and you're making Ken sad! #audiodrama #mocumentary #retail #whateverdescribeswhat'sgoingonin236idkijustworknearby

Triumphant fanfare and joy, it is time to RETURN TO THE STORE!!!

Hey, so, if you're not listening to this show yet, now is a great time to start. You might even hear a familiar voice tomorrow .....👀

We are back! Tomorrow's release is a doozy! Shenanigans abound! Also, fun fact: I had to test 13 different toilet flushes to get juuust the right effect. 🙃

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Friends! Bluesky-ians! Value Vaulters! Lend me your ears! …tomorrow. Store 236 returns from midseason hiatus 1/16. If you’re a Patron, the episode should be in your inbox. If not, you’ll have to make do with these out of context spoilers for now.

S O O N

1.16.26 :) www.podbean.com/eas/pb-dwz3q...

Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)

GUYSSSSS NEW EPISODE!!!!

I can't believe I'm part of SUCH a cool project!!! Follow us as we (check notes) provide just deserts? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Woooo!

@samstark.bsky.social always does excellent work, but they've outdone themself on this one.