this is very 2026

One night, a wild young cowboy came in Wild as the West Texas wind Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved So in anger I shut down the airport, I cancelled all flights in, I cancelled all flights out, we'll stay here alone

Eppur si muove.

Anyone else turning this into a Jeff Foxworthy routine in their head?

Politics aside, NFL marketing is based entirely on finding new audiences. Experience shows, clear as day, that people who already watch will keep watching *no matter what.* More ads, lousy refs, 6am west coast kickoff, players lying motionless on the field don't change that. Spanish won't either.

"I killed Maman and I'll kill you too."

I love you, You love me, We clap on the 1 & 3...

Fraud-*ss NE team we shouldn't've had to watch just now

Macbeth: SHIT

“You have to nip it in the bud,” the bartender said. “These ICE guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after a while, they bring a friend...”

Seems I'll be going back to being the only person on the bus wearing one.

bad bad bad www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Don't stand in the doorway, don't block up the hall

White water rafting as a kid (1st time, hadn't done anything remotely like it before). Water came in, I fell out, wound up below the raft, had to feel along the bottom of the raft to get to the side and then come up.

Recommended reading!

My latest, with the good folks at Duke's Second Thoughts blog: #2A firearmslaw.duke.edu/2026/02/seco...

It’s catching on www.windycitygridiron.com/chicago-bear...

Damn, @theonion.com.

I didn't think I'd feel this way, but I am finding the prospect of a self-governing community whose organizational backbone seems to be a bunch of church-going Lutherans to be more appealing than a Seattle-style hipster-based self-governing community.

Brownies. (Turns, drops bag, runs away...)

The founding generation was well aware of the potential for militaries to flout local laws, including when stationed domestically; they also knew that any laws governing military behavior had to include a mechanism for that law's enforcement. Hence their preference for the well-regulated militia.

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

It was a million-to-on shot, doc. A million-to-one.

The founding generation was well aware of the potential for militaries to flout local laws, including when stationed domestically; they also knew that any laws governing military behavior had to include a mechanism for that law's enforcement. Hence their preference for the well-regulated militia.

ESPN dot com, getting in on the action:

"I'm hoping she can help me fabricate some data sets."

Alito's gonna be all, "Why are we having this discussion? The 14th amendment's clear, all persons born in the United States are citizens... APRIL FOOLS"

There's an indulgences-as-Beyond-coupons joke in here somewhere.

tell me five classes you took in college Gogol, Turgenev, Chekov Fiction Writing Crime & Punishment (Sociology class about prisons) Dostoyevsky (actually read Crime & Punishment) Classical China: Song through Ming

As a Birds fan it hurts me to say this, but it's time to start seeing us as a team that doesn't hire African Americans as head coaches or as coordinators.

Last year we finished a lowly 17th but won the Europa League. This year we have an opportunity to top that by winning the Champions' League while getting relegated. #COYS www.espn.com/soccer/repor...

Don't stand in the doorway Don't block up the hall

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Rest Ice (ICE?) Compression Elevation

Can confirm.

This is extremely fishy, because the Constitution Center is (1) not part of the Park Service, (2) not part of the government - it isa private entity, which (3) has a Republican board head that pushed out (liberal) Pres & CEO, Jeffrey Rosen, in a "leadership dispute" acc. to the Inquirer and NY Times

She went at him, too. Security saved him from her, not vice-versa.

Do not support, am morbidly curious.

I mean, when you’ve lost Tablet….

I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud. Or tired.

Re-upping my piece from a few weeks ago. Yes, ICE's murder of Alex Jeffrey Pretti is a 2nd Amendment issue. But looking at it from the perspective of why we have the #2A in the 1st place, his gun has nothing to with that. www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/depl...

Make of this what you will, but the replies to this tweet - 1 of only 2 that the NRA has made about Pretti's murder - are less than supportive. "Bootlicker" seems to be the word of choice.

Newly discovered lovers of the Everglades

NRA all torn btwn its guns guns guns members and its scared racist members and as a result they've wound up at being less concerned about a murder than they are about a quote. Pro-military 2A was always gonna be tricky.

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Thanks, Mr. President.

"Several." Just not, you know...