I’m straight Ferning it rn

Accidental hypnosis at the school festival! #MadoGlass #Megumin #Hypnosis #konosuba #このすば

Can we finally acknowledge that we're in an honest-to-god class war and start treating our politicians, bosses, companies, and celebrities accordingly? Endless waves of layoffs and ballooning prices justified by AI spend that nobody wants can't possibly be sustainable. Everything is dogshit now, man

Still thinking about the final boss theme for deltarune chapter 5. Oughhh its so good

Mental Health is important

I’m no longer mexican /j

I really wish bluesky had polls. That would be useful

Are you fucking kidding me Sony you are about to make me sell your fifth child for a PC

happy ciel sunday to those who celebrate

Sony is desperately trying to sweep things under the rug. Make sure they run out of brooms. Keep the pressure up! FIGHT FOR PHYSICAL GAMES AND OWNERSHIP!

I dont care about sports but mexico better lock in and whoop england’s ass

I don’t believe you.

art is self expression.

Why is Gaster a pirate?

Hm… libido is not back just yet but I did have a rather pleasant fantasy about seeing a girl with a glassy-eyed expression repeating commands I tell her in a monotone voice “I… must… obey…” “Yes… must… zombie… walk…” “All… hail… Cait…” Exquisite stuff, really. Unfortunate I’m… not in the mood

Villainess who accidentally conditions herself into cumming whenever a hero says "I lose" in a monotone voice

Thank you everyone for participating in my (our) new brainrot Best character of chapter 5

Jarona!

gender affirming look of fear in her eyes

Rousing journalism from ign once again (sarcasm)

Jesus fucking christ it is 3 pm in the afternoon and some dipshit neighbor across the street just let out a firework that sounded like a literal bomb Like i had to go outside and make sure my car wasnt hit because a bunch of car alarms were set off. I hate the 4th…

My libido is still non existent, despite what my reposts may suggest. I am simply appreciating creative hypnotic suggestions

A fae asked for your consent instead of your name and now it's noncon even when you jerk off.

Using the phrase "fun fact" as a trigger to make anything you say true, no matter what. Fun fact: did you know its easier to relax to breath when partially unclothed? Fun fact: you'll feel happier if you let others think for you! Fun fact: its completely normal for people to use you!

Oh yeah how could I forget to mention!!! The music for this chapter is fucking amazing. Toby cooked as per usual, no complaints there :) The final boss theme is so so fucking good, I was literally singing along with it

Anime Expo performance art

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

My sex drive and desire to do any sort of play right now is nonexistent, but I do quite like idea of that recent bra strap art trend applied in a hypno context Having “Your bra strap is showing” as a trigger to get a sub to flash her tits sounds amusing to say the least

Deltarune. Chapter 5 finished. Hm. Some very high highs, specifically the characterizations of the new scrunkly scrimblos and the new gameplay elements, but I feel this one did not quite reach the same heights emotionally that 4 reached for me. Right now i think its somewhere between 2 and 3

Btw update on this; I’ve pretty much got it. I have to do a physical exam scheduled for next week on the 11th, it sounds easy from what I’ve heard online! Granted people online say it also takes 3-6 months since applying to get hired, but that’s to be expected (bus driver)

I love the loading startup screen for the latest chapter of DR hehehe, the little jingle is such an ear worm 🎶 Del~ta Ruuuuuuune~ 🎶 SUBLIME!!!!! INJECT THAT INTO MY VEINS!!!!

I wonder how old Kane Parsons is

Home from workk, blehhh Still gotta unload a ton of shit T^T

Liberals: well there were valid concerns about trans people but now the case is decided, the fight is over, and that's that The Trump regime:

Why is it called the restroom if I’m fighting for my life in here

PlayStation *literally* has no games now

Finished.. I feel dead inside. All of this work and he doesnt even pay me well. I hate him

Still at work with my dad and it’s probably gonna be 2 more hours until im home 💔 On the bright side I’ll probably get a full night of sleep lmfao, Momma Cait is spent on energy

really just not a fan of when people vague post lollll like grow up

I woke up an hour earlier than i wanted but hey, at least i was able to stay asleep last night! Proud of myself

What country is this? And why are all the women from it so pretty?? 🤔

(explaining death to a gen alpha kid) my mom is lost media

I havent slept a full night in days, anyone know things that help with falling/staying asleep? Not melatonin, doesnt work for me

Nvm that shit was not what i expected, i’m gonna be a gluttonous bastard and eat some krispy kreme 💔

Donating plasma tomorrow..! I have to actually lock in and eat healthy or I’ll get rejected, although it seems from online searches that doesn’t happen often unless you’re eating straight up garbage fast food Still, I’m paranoid. Anyone got some foods theyd recommend that arent high in sat fats?

a true knight fights for everyone ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ (chivalry is gay!! happy pride!!)

I’m kinda short on food for the week and don’t get paid until Friday, I also can’t afford my transit pass that if I don’t renew by the 1st I won’t be able to commute to work. My pass is $30 and any help towards it or food is greatly appreciated CA: $Luhvlylizzy Ven: Luhvlylizzy ko-fi.com/hypnocutie

Finished… I’ll know in five days if I got it,,,