Just had a big fat aldi Wotsit that was full of flavour WINNING!!!!

Morrisons knock off kit kats are better than your actual kit kats. Pass it on.

I've been Whammed by a charity Santa ffs

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Saw someone tonight who i had a little crush on once upon a time He described me as the best sex he'd never had 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Last night’s gorgeous moonrise over Stonehenge, by Stonehenge Dreamscapes ❤️

Morning Bluesky! X It's December 2nd. Let's open another door on my advent calendar of badly photoshopping my stupid face into various Christmas movies. Door 2: A Christmas Story.

Watching Playdate on Prime....daft as but total pissa 🤣

Watching The Commitments Classic film

Will post to this thread occasionally to add to it

i will never tire of this meme

Let's have an advent off....

Ruuuuuude

🐈‍⬛💭 I can smell Dreamies.

Sat waiting to check in to a room that should have been ready for 3pm!!!

U won't believe this.... I didn't kill Kenis tyre despite driving on it flat 👀🍀

Boop

I'm a kid again 🤣

True statement

The thread u never knew u needed ❤️💙💚

This is more like it. Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned Rover mini x2 aka Keni 💚 Toyota Yaris x2 Astra estate...written off 💔 Volvo V40...head gasket went on a 4yo car ..twat 💔 Octavia estate...my work horse ❤️🤣

Just had an email saying my energy direct debit it going DOWN!!!! 👀🤣

In 24 hours this has now raised £150,000. Thank you to the thousands of people who have donated. Let's make small donations normal again! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere

Right folks, let's get this over the line 😀 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

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Post something random or you'll have an awful December

As shit as i feel atm I had an ace day at work Went police HQ n had a talk by a dog handler n an armed response officer...who was dead fit btw 🤣

Still ill n with a coldsore Wanker

Still ill Twat

STRANGER THINGS 👀

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Still ill Bastard

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social Just seen a video on unconscious bias with the bat n ball question 👀

Teengirl is ill So therefore I'm ill

Found his spot

Dusk n a doggo

Ynot 2026 line up Not clue who The Reytons are 👀🤣

3 pensioner men chatting in the pub "You should have kept ur dick in ur trousers" 🤣🤣🤣

Okay this is clearly the greatest Batman villain we never had.

I'm babysitting... We've got cold toast n hand foot n mouth 💔 But he's full of beans 🤣

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Hellooooooo

Booked Avatar for Xmas eve

Wicked was mint

If this doesn't make u laugh nothing will vm.tiktok.com/ZNR1CPGrC/

Got my thermal socks ready for the field this morning 💙💙💙💙

Morning. I’ve been out. It’s wetter than an otter’s pocket out there. If you’re going out, wear a car.

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Manboy is off to The Dam this wknd 👀🤣