>Mom Calls Me: Go ahead, take your best shot. Mom: Well, my ankle hurts. Me: Why does your ankle hurt? Mom: I sprained it last night. Me: Well let me know how it feels tomorrow. Mom: You don’t care, huh? Me: Not today I don’t! Better luck next year, ma.

Well this one’s ez

Bit on the nose tbh

Everyone is celebrating this because it's good. But it’s important to remember it's also funny.

Noticing some odd design choices with one of McDonald’s service robots.

I feel SNL UK nailed the opening skit, weekend update and musical guest. Let’s be real, that’s all anyone cares about. I am surprised it stuck so close to the contemporary NY format though. I thought it’d be adjusted to British comedy sensibilities, but it feels like the same SNL with posh accents.

On March 21st, 2026, Skynet went online.

Dunno if the song is now more accurate or less accurate.

In a week filled with Fate Strange Fake, Resident Evil Requiem and There Is No Anti-Memetics Division my peak content recommendation is the Afroman Trial.

There’s a new Spider-man trailer? Real shit. Oh, it’s MCU, not Spider-verse? I sleep.

The backlash to this shit brings a tear to my eye. I also hope it brings tears to many Nvidia execs.

Cuba’s national grid has collapsed. The entire island is without power.

Out of the top places I’ve ever had the privilege of visiting Cuba is way up there. Something to be said about having blood ties to a place.

“One Battle After Another was named best picture at the 98th Oscars, which were handed out Sunday.” Called it. Not thrilled. But called it.

Fortress Dwellers now have a website, tour dates and a new album. I might have to see them in person when they’re in my neck of the woods. No, I’m not on their street team or anything, I just hype them for love of the game. www.fortressdwellers.com

Me, A Digital History YouTuber: In March 2004 a bizarre image appeared on the Mario Golf EzBoard, and it baffles experts to this day. This mystery starts in 08/20/85 with the Iran-Contra affair. Using complex tools like Archive org I found jack squat, but determined it was likely a random shitpost.

Storm!

I think in the long run I actually had more fun playing Grace than Leon. Leon is the GOAT and both were rad in different ways, but I liked Grace’s more open ended problem solving approach, each enemy encounter was a little puzzle.

This is the 21st century version of putting arsenic and radium in everything.

I mean the real solution is to stop using fossil fuels and instigating military action but no one is going to listen to that, so this remains the only reasonable alternative.

There’s a very simple solution to getting tankers past the Strait of Hormuz.

I wouldn’t either, but that’s because I don’t have a daughter, not whatever racist nonsense he’s talking about.

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

I’ve seen a lot of weird fetishes on the internet but Pickmon is the first time I’ve seen anyone who has a fetish for being sued.

I’m turning Oldboy into a cozy slice-of-life anime.

They Want It But No.

Characters just standing around talking the entire time while reusing old clips and animations is very Evangelion. Solid way to celebrate the 30th.

Lore accurate March 7th figure.

Resident Evil Requiem surprised me in a few ways. For introducing a new lead, it feels like more of a sequel to the remakes than a post-Winters Saga following act. The game’s backend also cranks the already fanservice-y aspects to 11.

When you’re happy the puppy executioner is out until you realize this is her replacement:

I know it has fans, but I’m gonna be pissed if One Battle After Another takes the big prize over Sinners. Which given the current trajectory of awards season it just might. Sigh.

First hour of Resident Evil Requiem.

Praise Mother Miranda, it’s here!

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Since Resident Evil doesn’t get here until Monday I’m going to be right over here throwing myself a pity party in the corner while the entire rest of the internet gets their S ranks.

Learned my Resident Evil Requiem delivery is delayed so I’m psyched that this Pokemon reveal is going to keep timeline spoilers suppressed.

Welp. It happened. It was the rancher. I sentence everyone to horny jail.

I guess the rule 34 countdown has already started…

People, people, relax. The situation can’t get worse when it was terrible from the start!

Every. Damn. Time.

While I agree with the first half, BAFTA and BBC fumbled it, the second half is gross, unacceptable and ableist. I’m shocked Hill doesn’t recognize this dangerous reasoning can and has been used to keep black folks (and others) suppressed. All parties deserve dignity and respect. Davidson included.

Peep Central Park

One plus of the city being shut down: Pedestrians own the streets!

It’s gonna be so awesome watching this when I’m 60.

It should come as a surprise to absolutely no one that there’s an announcement for the FINAL WEEK of the Kickstarter campaign to print Dwarves of Kadaz: REVOLUTION in place of a comic today. www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...

Not sure how I feel about this take, not because I disagree, I actually do agree. My problem is that giving a film time to pick up traction -used- to be the theater model before studios like Sony got super impatient and killed it, so this is more of a “yeah, no shit.”

Frederick Wiseman changed the way we see the world.

From the classrooms of High School to the corridors of Hospital, he turned his camera on the institutions that shape us — inviting us to look closer, sit longer & confront truth with empathy. 

May his memory be a blessing.

Hey look, yet another dipshit who can’t answer the question.