I’m going to need season 3…soon! #NobodyWantsThis

Here’s what they think about you, Donnie! #NoMoreKings

I needed a void to yell into… Brother Bear is a very underrated & great movie.

Just watched Nobody Wants This for a 2nd time. Maybe even better on a rewatch.

Oh screw it… My name is Chris & I’m a Swiftie.

Girlfriend has a head cold so I made chicken noodle soup with from scratch egg noodles.

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Friday Gas price at the same station What are we doing?

Apparently I haven't posted in 2 weeks...

I’m having rotisserie chicken with stuffing & mashed potatoes for dinner.

So practice 1 with Triangle Special Hockey is in the books. Might have to give some thought to goaltending. Thank you for the lead @wademinter.com

How mad is small hand that you didn’t get invited to the dictator conference?

I would still need Nebraska to win but 29-0 with a 29 1/2 point spread. They had their second to last touchdown extra point blocked and missed the last one. Gambling sucks.

My favorite villain of all time!

Happy Independence Say, you beautiful people. #SlaviUkraine

Those republicans & their honesty!

He’s getting ready.

Apparently @mikegolicjr.bsky.social bought them all.

Every day…

So I’m doing a 30 (ish) day plank challenge. Today was Day 18 & never in a million years did I think I could plank for 2:30. 30 seconds on Day 1 seemed like an eternity but here we are. #JustKeepGoing I guess

Trump is a cuck

How many times will Trump fellate Putin in Alaska?

Supporting the OG on Friday night. @joeovies.bsky.social #WheresGiglio #OakwoodPizzaBox #CapitalPizzaBox

Dean Cain was a much more believable Scott Peterson than Superman.

Apparently I’m now old…

Like South Park said... #eatabagofdicks

I have to be up at 4:30am to serve as an airport shuttle so of course it’ll be a shorter day

Ager Verification? I saw Richard Todd lead the Jets against the Steelers...at Shea Stadium.

Find this Drink it Thank me later

Take him down too

Hey Jasmine Paolini, Maybe start fucking playing better.

Cult

Ok so here’s my villain origin story; & a potential confession. The speed limit on most of I-540 is 70mph. 1.) If you motherfuckers continue to do 60, we’re going to have problems. 2.) If you motherfuckers continue to drive < than 70 in the PASSING lane, we’re going to have a problem. #Warned

Terry Bollea...Still dead

We’re having an ice cream party at work for two people who are leaving today. There’s literally every topping you could think of plus waffle cones, waffle bowls, and everything. It immediately made me think of this scene . Also I’m old. share.google/7j0pxm4KcUFD...

Learned today that if you are not sad Terry Bollea died, you are a hateful person. Regardless of what a shit human he was.

Hang it in the Louvre! @joeovies.bsky.social #HiMom

Primary them all

He will not be missed.

RIP to WWE Hall of Famer and to a legend that has influenced countless generations of people, whose memory will live on for generations to come. RIP Ozzy Osbourne. ❤️🤘

See ya later, Hulkster. #Jerkoff

Omar comin'

South Park is on fire! I hope this gets the attention it deserves.

The President is a Pedo!

Finishing up episode 1 currently. Good stuff ND fans!!!

Get on my level! #HumbleNotHumble

A serious reminder: Keep asking about the Epstein list. Every. Single. Day. ‼️ #BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Drop your 10/10 game…No context needed