I've said it before, but I actually don't love how insane people are becoming.

A way to view the social media ads served to friends and loved ones, so as to effectively buy them gifts

I'm so thrilled the Simpsons season on fortnite. I've hated it and I'm sorry.

I'm playing Halo and hanging out live on Twitch! twitch.tv/theryanbell

The anti-Indian chatter from leftists on Twitter is concerning.

Becoming an expert on theme park character design

Trump sucked off Bill Clinton and you can't prove that I don't believe that.

What you're missing on Twitter.

Women on Hinge love banter. Can't get enough of the stuff.

Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran

These primaries are about to go insane

Hillary Duff picked a weird day for that countdown.

I wanna see the melt downs. I wanna see them crying.

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Okay. I'm so fucking stupid. But I only watched The Wire for the first time a few months ago. And I was this moment's years old when I learned Wallace was played by Micheal B Jordan. I did not know this. I watched the show and I was unaware of this fact.

A bunch of people you've never heard of did blackface for attention. That's what you're missing on X.

Fuck

Go Blue Jays, btw

Nw:

Someone just hit me with the "how do you pronounce your name, again?" You ain't slick

Just learned about a guy from my hometown who claims aliens are contacting him for the purpose of whispering winning lottery numbers.

*in regards to something that makes no money and everyone hates* It's here to stay! Get used to it or risk falling behind!

Halfway through my 15 hour workday. Pray for me

The purpose of this lie isn't to make us believe it. They want us to not trust official stories on shootings so they can control the narrative.

i think its actually awesome that the bestselling books right now are all like, hermione/draco fanfics with the serials filed off because it lets those of us who are mid writers console ourselves with the fantasy that we too could get $30,000,000 option deals if only we were willing to stoop so low

does anyone feel a bit insane by the entire state of the world

All things being equal, it's nice we don't have to hear from him again.

Looking healthy!

Well well well, looks like that idiot isn't so useful now

"No shooter. His neck just did that."

He died doing what he loves, defending the right to own guns

They merc'd Kirk

You think he's gonna do a remix of the Target-song now? "They put Kirk in the dirt, and it hurt, that's why I shop until I drop at my local Walmart-stop" 🎤

moment of silence for all the dolls who paid $5k for tracheal shaves cus i guess in utah theyre just givin em out for free

ok for real though, it's probably not a good thing that politically motivated assassinations are becoming alarmingly frequent in the US I cannot think of another time in history that has led to something good.

Tom McDonald is in the studio as we speak saying " first things first. Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk"

Gun rights are more important than safety, so I'm sure Charlie doesn't mind this little hiccup in his plans.

If we're going to, as a nation, live in a cavalcade of unceasing violence then I think it's okay to laugh at the people who are causing the state of affairs.

*is pro-life*

By process of elimination.

I know he's not dead because libs aren't whining about "respect for the office" or whatever

If it's true

Congestive heart failure may have already done the funniest thing

Breaking: one of Travis Kelce's old tweets is not a total embarrassment

Global Eyes Globalize Glow Bowl Lies

CBP really has a way of making you forget this is one of the blackest cities in America

I'm embarrassingly proud of this one.