The Blue Brother

Brent oil is HAVING A DAY

I love how you can always see the exact moment the idiots in this admin do anything

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

And oil futures are down. We’ve completely jumped the shark.

Rewatching “No Reservations” and my god was civilization robbed of so, so much Anthony Bourdain. Still haven’t watched the last episode and never will. There will always be Bourdain that I haven’t discovered.

Absolutely insane how they announced they’re dumping 400mm barrels of crude onto the market and the collective reaction was nobody cared.

Whatever oil traders are smoking, I want all of it.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

You could basejump off the Dow right now

Having two first names is always kind of funny. Markwayne Mullin having two first names, as a first name, is phenomenal.

Hey chat, this is good right?

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

Say “one dollar” again, motherfucker.

Buddy legitimately can’t even string a sentence together

Pats season over, so time to get ready for the Sox.

Not having Brady commentate any of the Pats games this playoffs of criminal

CBS making their announcers wear those branded blazers will never not be funny to me. Yeah guys, we were in danger of forgetting one of the two networks that air the most popular spot in the country.

Fuck ICE and anyone who stands with them

whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote

Having the last name “Anger” when your job is to kick a ball as hard as you can, is awesome.

Death, taxes and Christian Gonzalez getting hurt.

Blake Snell always looks like he hasn’t slept in a week

Toronto 🤝 losing crushing game 7s

Kershaw going with “oh my gosh” in that situation is brutal. Sack up and cuss, my man.

Will Smith bitch slapping Toronto is so poetic that it’s physically painful

Shades of Mo Rivera on that cutter

Just cracked a window after pouring a whiskey and that crispy ass fall air poured in all at once.

If the Dodgers pull this out, Rojas is getting the Bucky Fucking Dent treatment from an entire country.

Vladdy walking it off would’ve been the coolest shit ever

Oh my god

“Dead on lol”

This Jays squad is just so damn good.

Fire Nathaniel Lowe into the sun

TREVOR FUCKING STORY

For fucks sake, Duran.

Hey Cora, maybe Chapman doesn’t have it tonight?

Jesus tittyfucking Christ Abreu

Crochet hitting 99 on the gun in the 8th inning legitimately made it move.

“Yoshider.”

Legions of scientists all across the world have toiled for decades to find the cause of autism, but the guy with brain worms who picks up roadkill cracked the code in 6 months. Got it.

Starting my response with this anytime someone asks me a question about Star Wars, GoT, Whiskey etc from here on out.

Jesus, get Austin off the field.

Aroldis Chapman needs to be studied by science

Pats out here with more flags than a MAGA rally