Having the last name “Anger” when your job is to kick a ball as hard as you can, is awesome.

Death, taxes and Christian Gonzalez getting hurt.

Blake Snell always looks like he hasn’t slept in a week

Toronto 🤝 losing crushing game 7s

Kershaw going with “oh my gosh” in that situation is brutal. Sack up and cuss, my man.

Will Smith bitch slapping Toronto is so poetic that it’s physically painful

Shades of Mo Rivera on that cutter

Just cracked a window after pouring a whiskey and that crispy ass fall air poured in all at once.

If the Dodgers pull this out, Rojas is getting the Bucky Fucking Dent treatment from an entire country.

Vladdy walking it off would’ve been the coolest shit ever

Oh my god

“Dead on lol”

This Jays squad is just so damn good.

Fire Nathaniel Lowe into the sun

TREVOR FUCKING STORY

For fucks sake, Duran.

Hey Cora, maybe Chapman doesn’t have it tonight?

Jesus tittyfucking Christ Abreu

Crochet hitting 99 on the gun in the 8th inning legitimately made it move.

“Yoshider.”

Legions of scientists all across the world have toiled for decades to find the cause of autism, but the guy with brain worms who picks up roadkill cracked the code in 6 months. Got it.

Starting my response with this anytime someone asks me a question about Star Wars, GoT, Whiskey etc from here on out.

Jesus, get Austin off the field.

Aroldis Chapman needs to be studied by science

Pats out here with more flags than a MAGA rally

“This halftime show sucks”

Death, taxes and Cam Newton dressing like an absolute dickhead.

MSR Wilshire...this is art

If Elon wants the total American experience, then he too must be screwed over by the US government. It a rite of passage, pal.

His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

Kim Jong-Un is watching this abysmal parade and cracking up as he sips a $4,000 cognac.

We used to be neighbors with Julian Edelman in Boston and he and I watched my wife HOPELESSLY attempt to parallel park one time and cracked up.

Hometown elections were tonight, and the town told every single maga candidate to get bent. Proud as fuck.

Can we stop it now with the raw meat smushed onto a tortilla and cooked on one side nonsense?

I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, purple - at the end of the day there’s only ONE race and that’s the human race. BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.

Gotta feel for Sinner on that one. Brutal.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator

If your entire social media presence is smashing chicken tenders into sauce cups so it spills everywhere, I don’t think you need to put out a cookbook.

Just found out that Theo Von is FORTY-FIVE YEARS OLD and holy fuck is his schtick so much more embarrassing now.

The new pope has tasted Malort before

Totally forgot how good season one of The Terror was. Just some peak TV and i feel like it gets no credit.

Where do I sign up to never see the Liberty Biberty guy ever again?

RORY

The 10 year being ABOVE the level where these dumbasses felt they needed to break the glass on tariffs the other day, and nobody talking about it is insane.

If the Dow breaks 3,000 on the day, I genuinely don’t think we’ll ever heard the end of it from these morons. Regardless of how many times you tell them the market is STILL cratered from a month ago.