Trump needs to talk to the President of Hawaii as well as the President of Puerto Rico. He can ride an electric shark to both countries!

AND NEVER FORGET:

Last thought of the night. It's 10pm. FUCK ALL THE CUOMOS. Have a great day, sweet dreams for me!

"As President Trump continues implementing his ambitious agenda, follow along with MSNBC." Hey @msnbc.com go fuck yourself with Trump's 🍄

Man, I LOVE our country, the USA. I don't recognize us anymore. I see 1935 Germany. They see it too. Somewhere in the US there's a girl in an attic writing her diary. They've already banned it.

I hate to shit on our people, Democrats, but @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is making me feel like I ate an entire bag of prunes. @chuckschumer.com , you're there with him. I'm really disappointed in both of you.

The Land of the Free?

No words. He has them all.

To everyone on the other side of Earth:

This is playing out every day. When will someone call the orange buffoon's bluff? When will people stand up to the criminal bullying?

I'm a fucking ray of sunshine. www.rawstory.com/hegseth-hague/

Lie chasing lie. Sounds familiar. V E R Y.

73 countries have universal healthcare. By definition, the United States is bigger and generates more cash flow than all 73 of them. It's not that we can't afford it. But hey, we have multiple private billionaire space programs. So that's cool.

Dear @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu en.ec.europa.eu, @unhcr.org #UNHumanRights,democratic nations, We cannot stand idly by while the MAGA regime systematically destroys our collective hopes for humanity. The gross injustices inflicted upon any individual or group are injustices against all of humanity!

Oh, I just love this!! Ketchup, anyone???

Name ANYTHING that isn't more popular than Trump. Hemmoroids are more popular than Trump (Love you Jimmy!) ground.news/article/jimm...

Sorry. Unsolicited dick pics.

I AM A SMART PERSON, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. (Call for the 25th!)

This will be very useful at some point in the future

Make your voice heard. Ring EVERY DAY! Send postcards as well. 5 Calls is the easiest and most effective way for U.S. constituents to make a political impact. 5calls.org

A message to Americans from Gov JB Pritzker saying we must now start calling this is what it is: Trump's Invasion.

I was going to say,"If I hear about the Democrat led Government shutdown again, I'm going to barf." Well, we have crossed that line. Now how about the Epstein files?

In case anyone is new to this...

not enough of you are reading this poem

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This.

Did I just say that out loud?

Oh cool. The government is going to put this on all its computers. Brilliant, if you want a second holocaust. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Dear Jesus, Thanks for doing such a fantastic job on the garden this week! It's looking so much better since you took over. Make sure you keep that lawyer's card on you at all times. Stay safe, and watch out for ICE!!! Xoxox

I wish this was voodoo TP.

I wouldn't hurt a fly, but seriously... Fuck mosquitoes. Pro tip: leave a pot of water simmering with cloves and bay leaves on the stove. Mosquitoes hate it!

Release the Epstein files.

How can anyone support this motherfucker? Y'all ain't billionaires, and you're definitely not Christian.

MAGA so Alpha. youtube.com/shorts/KsSHi...

Trump IS the criminal, predator, and terrorist.

If Pam Bondi has the time and energy to indict James Comey, she’s got the time and energy to indict all the child rapists in the Epstein Files.

✊🏾💪🏽💯 #ToKillAMockingbird #HarperLee #defenddenydepose

FDT. We will keep our first amendment rights, fuck you very much.

Can Tylenol sue the fucking bejesus out of Trump?!?

“Stop calling a ICE a Gestapo” - JD Vance

Trump's going to get us kicked out of NATO. It's not official, but I'd bet the US has already been unofficially excluded from Five Eyes.