wait, that guy is Theo Von?

*inscrutably niche joke alert* I hope in the upcoming season of Silo that the inhabitants find and watch a copy of Wreck It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet

brat middle age.

Just got out of the Moment. I'm all about brat now

y'all

Someone needs to ask him if all 4 of the children he arrived with were the same 4 children he left with

... oh no... is that... Dick Cavett?

The Wrong Guy is criminally under-seen

KUNG FU CINEMA, available now in my Threadless Shop: artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/kung...

Bring back American manufacturing

World might be going to hell, but at least it looks like we're getting closer to getting an It Follows clamshell phone -- www.engadget.com/mobile/smart...

Drop some HATS 🧢👩‍🍳🖤👩‍🌾👒

this is who runs this account

that smell was me, i was the one who pooped his pants not POTUS

Glad to learn that Andrew Dismukes is over 30, so that it's not absurd that I'm a fan

american ninja warrior babies

the Color of Money would be better if it ended with Paul Newman cracking a pool cue across the back of Tom Cruise's head

Ja, er ist ein Sexmonster!

Elle Macpherson's character in the Edge is named Mickey Morse

had to go on the lam, knew a screening of Melania was the best place to be alone and hide, but knew that they knew it too, so went to this instead (ie we were the only ones in the theater for this execrable turd of a movie)

happy threshold day!

I have the action figure! It's hard to resist the urge to open the box to get at the little guys

maybe we can just give homan a takeout bag full of cash to get ICE to go away?

stoked for Jere Burns to have entered the MCU in Wonder Man

my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

Carney to Trump:

Bovino arrives at his new office. Just don't pay attention to that hissing sound.

Saying All the Slurs Saturday with Tony Dokoupil

is mike myers too good at the elon musk impersonation?

Watching Naked Gun 33 1/3 and is that... Paul Feig? Aha, I thought so!

bari weiss is the troy duffy of news

Sam Raimi did all of his tricks in Send Help and I loved every one!

glad that the new star trek is doing horny high hijinx. additions that I request: armus as mid-semester transfer student, peanut hamper teaches sex ed, and a q (as teacher, student, custodian, whatever)

NOT MY SKELETOR!

El Equipo de las Folcas Seis black-bagging him in Davos and transporting to the Hague him like a dolphin using a specially equipped helicopter

I can’t stop laughing at this

[PETE HEGSETH SLOWLY, SADLY TAKING OFF NEW SWEATSHIRT WITH "WHISKEY FRIDAY" WRITTEN IN MULTI-COLORED PUFF PAINT]

Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would

I take it back -- PEANUT HAMPER!!!

i'm too am joining the outrage for the new star trek

Drop something PUNCHY 👊⭐️💮

i can read wikipedia on my own

If you want a to know how we should react when Nazis seize control, Went the Day Well? from 1942 is a good guide

what odds can I get from Polymarket on a Danish extraction team snatching up POTUS within the next 3 months?

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Are they going to be taking Jim Rockford to Tarkin Town?

something dark and malevolent stalked the stage of News Radio

having just learned of it's existence, i've never wanted a car more than I now want a Dodge Rampage

Baby Kim Cattrall from Columbo