Slime rancher 2 and hades 2 both leaving early access this week

just realized I’ve accidentally been using cold sore treatment cream on a bug bite but at least if that mosquito had oral herpes I’m in the clear

Honoring my inner child by playing the way god intended. With a 20+ year old gamefaqs walkthrough

At a garage sale. Seller says an item is $12. Buyer picks it up and takes it to his car. Comes back, hands the seller one singular dollar. Incredible aura.

have I showed off my ceiling boob pastie yet. if not… here it is

I bet it feels so good for my meds to go through the little pneumatic tubes at the pharmacy

This is the second time in as many weeks that someone has told me they like Hamilton and I say “oh all I know about it is Thomas Jefferson hatsune miku binder” and they have no idea what I’m talking about and I have to be the one who explains it

If Jenny Nicholson or hbomberguy could put out a 4 hour video right about now I’d really appreciate it thanks 💖

PCs I’m most excited for in cr4 💕💕💖💞 tyranny my BELOVED

at a point in my life where I get really excited when there’s a new headspace sleepcast release. yeah I need a soft spoken man to describe different sleeping dogs to me for 45 minutes what about it

The best part of home improvement projects is when your dad gets really mad about something trivial

The shop vac is a loud but good natured beaste with a long snout who feeds upon cobwebs

Food time.

Started a book that introduced the most hilariously on the nose concept within the first chapter and has not referenced it since: the United States legalized vampirism but would not grant them sanctuary because they were still anti immigration

replaying emerald on my silly little emulator and I’d be lying if this didn’t come to mind every time I’m trying to remember type matchups

My job as a school photographer was brutal but at least it gave me a bangin headshot that I immediately used to replace the awful one taken at my current job

Living through a remodel is hell in many ways, one of which being every surface in my house is covered in drywall dust there’s no point in cleaning because there will be more the next day. But on the plus side, wittle kitty paw prints.

Judy here, on college street, with a raccOon, at shoppers drug maaaart!!!

“I’m at the Ken boyers bail bond bench, where are you”

Despite everything, I’m still cute

Like to charge, reblog to cast etc

One thing about me is if the establishment offers a flight, I’m going to order it, much to the dismay of whoever is pouring it

Devastated to find out corporate espionage is not the act of sneaking around to get coworkers to sign a card without the birthday person noticing

she is so content being an accessory

life is challenging sometimes

Cannot express how horny I am for critical role campaign 4 having Brennan at the helm, having multiple tables, having Matt as a player, the fact that we get to keep Robbie daymond 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

Found a dead moth on the ground that my cat had clearly dispatched, in the time it took me to get a broom to clean it up it was in several pieces on the ground. A day later I just found its head on my couch. Absolutely brutal.

I really enjoy when people get tattoos of little pin up girls and the pin up girls also have little tattoos

Doing a cross stitch and listening to gay smut. Just girly things

I would just like to give a shout out to two of my coworkers who asked what I was doing today and had absolutely no follow up questions when I said “gluing sequins on a fish”

They are inventing new real estate shows to play in waiting rooms just to torture me

Places my cat has climbed recently

wplace is truly one of the coolest projects ever. Some local favorites: glorpthernlion, the tradition of putting fish and ducks in bodies of water, el Reno becoming a storm chaser memorial, and of course local news station beef

Okay maybe I’m stupid but I’ve owned cats for a long time and had never even heard of carpal whiskers til just now when I found some on my cats front legs and started furiously googling to see if it was normal. It is.

I’ve given enough positive reinforcement to my cat when she is flopped belly-up that when she wants something she just throws herself on the ground and takes on the posture of roadkill while watching me keenly and will pop up as soon as I make a move in the general direction of her treats

What I lack in social graces I make up for in knowing fish facts

To the tune of Cleveland Rocks: Greenland Sharks

Just watched the entire first season of taskmaster Australia trying to figure out where I knew Julia Morris from, and finally figured out it was this video I saw completely out of context on tumblr years ago youtu.be/2N8eHI0uins?...

Whomst else spends all week looking forward to the weekend and then when it comes you’re paralyzed by indecision and don’t end up actually doing anything fun

I would not even recommend Allstate to my worst enemy I have never had a worse experience trying to get ahold of a human

I had a dream that he was finally impeached for good and was trying to flee the country and I have tried to recreat the image that was shown on every news article about it

I think looking out then window is the equivalent of a cigarette for cats

I miss horse ebooks

🤎 soy sauce fish 🤎

Nothing more satisfying than a two laned drive through having multiple cars backed up in one lane because no one is brave enough to try the second. Except me. I will be that brave soul and I will be helped next.

Never stop hating. Never give in. You are just a few hours of finally succeeding with your singularly obsessive burning hate. Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today.

Jkr needs to find a new excuse because they just found a bunch of mold in my walls and I still love and cherish trans ppl :/

okay birders have a grip on reality I can only dream of

Went to a bookstore that actually had those big sliding ladders and you were allowed to get up on them. I did not, for fear of hurting myself, but just know I had the option.

How it feels going to therapy