WAAAAAAH! 😭 Everything is so WEIRD.

Josh Johnson: Epstein-Trump Saga Gets 20K Pages Longer & Megyn Kelly Splits Hairs on Pedophilia littlegreenfootballs.com/article/5506...

SHE IS NOT OF THE BODY!!!!!

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Trump: immigration must cease. We can't have foreigners coming in to take our jobs. Also Trump: Americans are stupid and don't have the expertise, so we need H1B visas for people with specific knowledge. My personal businesses rely heavily on this (even though they're not experts).

The Bob Cesca Podcast: Television With A Head Injury littlegreenfootballs.com/article/5505...

Coachwhip Barely Survives This snake is lucky to be alive after being stuck in wire mesh for who knows how long. Marissa gave it some water, which it drank for a long time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWoc...

This deal — this toothless, empty promise of a Senate vote on healthcare premiums — is just more proof DEMS don’t know how to fight. It’s objectively bad. A promised Senate vote means nothing. First, there’s no guarantee Republicans will support extending the Obamacare subsidies.

President Trump can't go...he's scheduled to ace an IQ test which challenges him to match shaped objects with holes of the same color.

Ahem

give me your Friday "fuck it" best extra points for dark humor

Husbands with GRINDR accounts

Yet another reason why every employee of ICE must go to prison after the Trump Reich falls.

Just like a rat….. But better. #PocketPossumsofBluesky. The nightly forays continue. Wife calls it Pip for Pipsqueak. #Opossum #Possum #Nature

So, Trump's BS pressers where he states this is the best economy ever is all so much bulkshit (warehouse club sized portions). ss/dd - because that's all he ever did during his first disastrous term. It's only going to get worse with his awful trade and economic policies.

😆 from the Governor Newsom Press Office acct

Rachel is back. I’m glad she’s safe. After a crazy and heartbreaking year around the box. I relocated it to a new and hopefully a more secure location. She came in this morning after 1 day of moving it. She continues to amaze me. Easter Screech #Owl, Central #Texas #Birds #Birdwatching #Nature

Indeed.

Wait until he gets back to Washington and discovers someone tore down the East Wing of the White House while he was away.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the latest addition to the club. This is a Pocket Possum who has found Nirvana. We shall name him Owlbait. I think it lives under the one of the decks. #Opossum #Possum #Nature

We talked to seven voters across the U.S. to see what they thought of President Trump demolishing the East Wing of the White House to build a $300 million ballroom.

As if we didn't know that Anna Paulina Lunatic sold America out to Russia...

You mean you don’t believe an anonymous buddy of Trump wrote a check for $130 million? Would he lie about something like that? [ cough ]

Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House

Define your music taste in eight artists: Gram Parsons Marcus King Strunz & Farah James Brown Johnny Cash Prince Buddy Emmons All the Allman Brothers….

Define your music taste in eight artists: The Clash The Who X Franz Joseph Hayden Ida Maria Duke Ellington Husker Du The Velvet Underground

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social No Thanks….

Young Texas Hill County White-Tailed buck showing his potential majesty to the ladies across the road. This is near the boat ramp in Lago Vista, #Texas #Nature #WhitetailsofBlueSky

So what's Mike "I don't know" Johnson I don't knowing about today?

As expected...the Horst Wesseling of Charlie Jerk continues unabated... thehill.com/homenews/adm...

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Rep-Elect Adelita Grijalva announces her election results will be OFFICIALLY certified tomorrow, destroying Mike Johnson’s last excuse to delay her swearing in. “Mike Johnson needs to do his job so I can do mine.” No more lies. No more delays. Swear her in!

@pauletteparis1.bsky.social For you today because Husky....

Bari Weiss is probably going to threaten to sue John Oliver after tonight’s show because that was a thing of beauty.

How many times a day do you say, "fuck this?" I broke my record yesterday. Until today when I established a new record.

Some things in Texas aren’t that big. I present the Texas State Fish. The Guadalupe Bass. A big one is 14”. Scrappy like a Smallmouth. #Bassfishing #fishing

And the six Nazis on the Supreme Court!

🤔 I've been looking for a neighborhood to fit my lifestyle 🥰

From the front lines of the Portland War Zone.

Great New Track From Fishbone: “Racist Piece Of Shit” (Live on KEXP) littlegreenfootballs.com/article/5496...

The GOP is lying. They are distracting from their failures to address the health care crisis that they created.

A Very Creepy Short Horror Film: “Sleep Talker” littlegreenfootballs.com/article/5496...

OMG do I ever feel this pain

Not liking this new version of the US where we just randomly murder fishermen and then make jokes about it.