The best part of taking care of myself is uploading a picture of my driver's license to 17 different doctor's portals.

This cartoon doctor with vertigo does NOT instill a lot of confidence in me not gonna lie.

Honestly, gonna start cataloging all the ways society has broken down.

Take it from a woman who watches about 1 movie a year usually on her phone on a plane: Sinners is the best movie I’ve seen all year.

Dead party. Use the ballot line until you can build something else, but don’t get so close you pick up the stench of rot.

🚨Ep370 A Better World is Possible?🚨 Quick update on the legal challenges to HB242 (reassessment tax rate splits). Then we reflect on the successful NYC mayoral campaign of Zohran Mamdani Ft: @ohjessicamarie.bsky.social 🎛️🎚️ @karlstomberg.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/142992...

Every day should start with Dick Cheney dying.

🏡Ep365 Reassessment Reassessed🏡 We’re back AGAIN trying to explain the real estate valuation. The process identified many serious issues, but not the ones everyone is talking about. Ft: @ohjessicamarie.bsky.social 🎛️🎚️ @karlstomberg.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/140275...

Got to see a Cybertruck off-roading (parked on the sidewalk in front of the hospital)

He looks like he wasn’t invited to the party in Another Round.

Proud patriot

There are people in the world playing games on LinkedIn

The Klarna-fication of Everything

No one can tell me shit today. I just fixed our leaking faucet and I feel unstoppable.

You guys, I finally watched the Sam Seder Jubilee and holy shit this is so sad.

I truly hate a free gift with purchase I didn't ask for. Thanks so much for sending me this trash I either need to find a place for or feel bad about throwing away.

2025 Book Thread 📚 (Restarting over here) The Mighty Red by Louise Erdrich Nightbitch by Rachel Yoder A Short Stay in Hell by Steven L. Peck Y2K by Colette Shade

Zesting a lemon gotta be a top ten scent.

🗣️ NWSL, give Chloe Ricketts her goal!!

Spotify is pivoting to pre-smartphone radio.

Famously, we love leaders who surrender.

gotta keep your powder dry. that's the most important part of war, the guy with the dryest powder wins

Delaware’s federal delegation has nothing to say about ICE arresting and attempting to deport Mahmoud Khalil. Pretty chilling to see dedication to Zionism outweigh care for our own country’s Constitution.

It’s funny that this dog is actually quite terrified of children but somehow endures this.

Bought a copy of Watership Down previously owned by a lunatic.

On a quest to get more joy out of the mundane moments of life. Today, I genuinely enjoyed sharing a perfectly ripe mango with my baby.

Yesterday

This one is also UNNECESSARY

🚨Ep326 Life of the Party🚨 The Delaware Democrats put the "special" in the SD1 & SD5 special election nominating process ft: @lendami.co Rae Krantz @ohjessicamarie.bsky.social 🎛️ @karlstomberg.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/118715...

His ass is not reading 😩😭

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These flowers are 14 days old. Does anyone recognize what kind of sorcery could be at play here?

Thriving in my Momala era

Man, on my way to the store I just saw a woman holding a dog in one hand and texting with the other while driving. We gotta give people something to live for again because I don’t want to die like this.

Someone call CPS, I exposed my baby to podcasting.

the beautiful boy

a kid mooned me today. nice to know they’re still doing that.

lmao i’m going ****** a coworker today.

Put a nice little 6 hours into RDR2 after another long hiatus. Only accidentally killed one person. (Kicked a woman to death after saving her from being trapped under a horse.)

My suggestion for you this weekend? Go see Stop Making Sense.

Morning Oscar

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POV you’re my computer monitor and I’m googling high protein, easy to make lunches.

might make my bluesky persona really earnest and genuine. would be new for me. we’ll see.