BREAKING NEWS: the dog was good again #AnimalCaucus

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" "But of course. And fuck ICE." "One of life's finer pleasures." Only marketing students, advertising nerds, or people of a certain age would get this reference. 😁

Can someone explain the Rex Comus thing to me? I made the mistake of leaving the interwebs for the real world for a few hours.

Oh my dog, I need #BigfootSighting #AnimalCaucus doladelight.com/products/big...

I attempted to make pizza dough from scratch the other night and TBH this looks better than what I pulled out of the oven.

Denver or Colorado, or next door -- Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, come and get your new girl

The USA should be better at the shooting portion of the Biathlon considering *waves hands at all the guns* #WinterOlympics

ilusm Sosa

Lookit hims widdle paw in the air, don't you want to shake it?!

TEEFS!!!

Just in time for #AnimalCaucus trivia @xochiptx.bsky.social!

@ohdangitevie.bsky.social oh my dog www.reddit.com/r/comedyheav...

Do not sign up people you hate for these text messages. That would be bad. Don't do it. 👀

I need to watch the half-time replay because my dogs decided at that moment to (dog 1) throw up on the carpet and (dog2) bark to go outside and back inside and back outside and back inside.

Just finished His&Hers on Netflix and I need to call my mother 😰

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Hearing reports that Mariah Carey was thawed out special for the Winter Olympics

The Washington Post Guild just set up a GoFundMe. www.gofundme.com/f/standing-t...

Had to ask someone to bring a bag of ice to a gathering and typed out “can you bring a bag of frozen water cubes?” Just in case.

americasfavpet.com/2026/simon-f... Hiii Animals🎉 do you think y’all could give Simon a vote 🗳️ Hey he may look GOP, But we all got him together and know he is a Dem through and through 😉

For 1/2 a sec I thought my (lil' bit) maga dad had seen the light when he made a quip about ice killing people, but then he followed up with another unhinged statement about living in "the Moscow of AZ" (Tucson, for those who need an Old Righty to English translation). My eyes doth rolleth.

Woke up Checked the news Disappointed again Time to make comfort muffins

FUCK Catherine O'Hara What a loss A terrible, terrible loss

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

We’re deep in the “First they came for…” poem now

Please also support Fort, Crews, and Lundy who may not have the same legal resources as Lemon. spokesman-recorder.com/2026/01/30/g...

I see that sending Cava Bag in is going as well as expected

I just received this request from a very trusted source in Maine for the immigrant community in Maine, many of whom are asylum seekers fleeing conflicts in countries such as Congo. There are requests for both funds and prayers. #AbolishICE www.givesendgo.com/helpcongoles...

This you @whyaduck.bsky.social?

Help network my friend and fellow dog mom

Y'all, things are so fucked up that my mustache waxing lady, who NEVER brings up politics, said that things are fucked up right now.

She protec She slobber but most importantly She needs to nap

lookit this boopable snoot! if you adopt Pluto you can boop it any time you want

Let’s keep sharing this fundraiser. I first shared it five days ago when a friend on the frontline in Minneapolis asked me to spread the word. #AbolishIce #MutualAid

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

on a mutual aid Zoom and it's 90% white women don't go breaking my heart again ladies

I say this as a (different kind of) consultant -- the Dem consultants need to go

I've been waiting for this. Independent autopsy of Renee Good is in. It's strong evidence against Agent Ross, given what it means about the second or third shot through the left-side window. It's the second and third shots that make the easiest criminal case of a willful killing.

Whatever you do, do not bring a super soaker full of cat pee to a protest Do not aim it at Meal Team 6 Do not pull the trigger and get cat pee all over them Do no refill the super soaker several times and repeat

Remember how we drove a wedge between the PedoOTUS and the Twitter Perv? Let's do it again. Get #PresidentMiller and #PresidentVaught trending.

New: meet ELITE, the Palantir app ICE is using to find neighborhoods to raid. Map interface; officers search for immigrants; click person to bring up individual dossier. This is clearest link between what Palantir is building and ICE's activities on the ground yet www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...

published this and was then immediately without internet for 3+ hours to share it so please read 🙏

Quit talking about Trump. Address everything, every issue to Miller and Vought. Make Trump irrelevant, his ego will not let him be out of the spotlight and you’ll see Miller and Vought removed and the rest of the administration collapse.

A friend of mine who is on the ground in Minneapolis just passed along this fundraiser. Let's post, share and help Fabian's family. He was already transferred to TX and they need our collective support. #MutualAid #AbolishICE

As I put GoFundMes up on the website, I also don't want really small asks like this one to get lost. Karla is a mom of three and her husband was detained by ICE. She is only asking for $2800 and has only raised $684.

Oh here!

Is this the plot of a #Scifi movie/show/book? Making someone watch and relive their crimes day after day from the POV of the victim for an indeterminant amount of time (decades?). Just thinking about this for no reason other than it's ICEy out there.

ah lawd, he stuck

ACAB except Sosa, she didn't have a choice