I wake up every day and ask myself: 1) Has it happened? And if not, 2) Is this real life, or some alien overlord simulation?

Bear would never, you know what I mean

Take this picnic to go!

Dear bluskies, please go adopt Pluto

ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall

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Plsssss go adopt these bebes, your life will be so much better with them in it!

It's unBearable that Bear doesn't have a forever home!

ilu Pluto (and the planet Pluto)

My name is Spicy Beekeeper and I am bullied by my bees Today several bees took offense to me working in the garden and made it known that it is THEIR yard, thankyouverymuchandfuckoff.

Co signed

Oligarchs gunna oligarch

Squeeeeeeeeel The gown! The diploma!

Meet Pluto! He is a smart and energetic dog who is ready for a loving forever home. 🐾 He loves to learn new tricks and commands, and will work hard to earn those treats! He's also a total softie who loves belly rubs and snuggles. Look for him at the Philadelphia www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 💙🐶🐾

Meet Bear, he loves people and would like a forever home where another dog can teach him the ropes. Bear is playful and would love to meet your family! Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA today! www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 🐾

Meet King Sandwich and Queen Coleslaw, a bonded pair. They are cuddly, sweet and snuggly. Brother and sister were abandoned, and after wondering the streets, are now looking for a forever home together 🐾 Denver Colorado MaxFund: new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal... new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...

This story has haunted me & led me to question when humanity will overcome our indifference to suffering. Social media made the horrors that Palestinians endure into “content” that people forget in endless scrolling. The dog is healing The people are traumatized The human race is… questionable

We're too far to help but maybe @ottermunchy42.bsky.social knows someone over that way, being an ocean coast expert. If we need to raise money for kibble and/or gas, please let me and Wolfie know. We'll help any way we can!

Oh no, can anyone help? Anyone in the Maine area?

Anyone on Maine!! Please help and repost 🐾🥺

Our pup friend Lizzie (and human) need a helping hoof. Anyone in the Northeast who can help, please reply to Frodo. 🥺 #AnimalCaucus 🐐💚🐶

Maine friends! Please help!! 😢🐾🐾

Please. Please look. Please share. Lizzie and her person have been dear friends to all of us in the #AnimalCaucus and it breaks me that I’m too far away to help. Lizzie is a great dog. Please, if you are able to foster her, let us know. Her person is not well and just wants Lizzie loved and safe.

Youths, let me tell you the secret to owning your own home as a single person: work 5 days a week in a 9-5, 1 day a week freelance, and 1 day a week selling things at farmers markets. Oh and go back in time and buy your house at the bottom of the market. Easy peasy.

I adopted a bonded pair once, it was the best decision of my pet pawrenting life. When you adopt these 2, you also save another 2 because you open up room at the shelter for more savesies.

Bear has something to say, he just can't remember it, it's on the tip of his tongue. Give him a minute. 10/10

I bet Pluto would never declassify you as a planet

Bear needs a family! Your family would be so much better with a Bear!

Pluto needs a friend! He would like a smart friend, but as he is a dog- smart is subjective. It’s a smart move to go meet him and check him out!

I got my peepers checked at the Costco optical on Sat and brought my old script from 2 yrs ago at Target optical, in the same shopping center. The new doc commented on it and asked why I didn’t go back to the same doc. I said “I don’t go to Target anymore.” He nodded and said “understandable.”

When I was 12, my family spent 3 months on a road trip and I still talk about it in therapy.

in other news someone sent me a dick pic today

skyline cleanse 😍

Pluto is everyone's favorite planet no matter what those space guys say. You can have this Pluto closer to home. Go get him today!

This Bear won't ever attack you in the woods

No house is complete without King Sandwich and Queen Coleslaw, and you can get them in Denver NOW NOW NOW

@toota.bsky.social are you ok Turts?

Please help the Lakota youth defend Pe'Sla (near Mt. Rushmore) from graphite/oil extraction! This is a sacred site to them, like Mt. Rushmore was before the faces were carved into it. Prevent history from being destroyed! News channels won't cover it (May 2026)

What a terrible day to have eyes

Some neighbors a few blocks away met my beagle tonight on our walk, he then borked at the neighbors' dogs. Man neighbor said "that's the dog we can hear from our house! It's amazing that he's so small! I thought he'd be bigger!" TBF he is really loud.

Paying 30% of my very small self employed income in taxes when some people who make billions pay nothing doesn’t bother me. Nope. /s

When the stars align

I grew up half Catholic, never confirmed, but know all the rituals. I'm best described as a pagan-pantheist. (No, nothing to do with pants.) But I would never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, start a beef with the Pope. My aunties would smite me from beyond their graves.

They got to go to the moon and San Diego? LUCKYYYYYY

Now they check for aliens in their stomachs, right? Right?

I expected the front porch to be a bit more front porchy Maybe have a colonnade? Or a lanai?