Generic adderall has been recalled (“MY BRAND”) which explains why I’ve had to drink coffee with FORTY FUCKING MILLIGRAMS of addy to feel like it’s doing anything. I miss vyvanse

Just said “I hate this nigga so bad” to a printer so fuckin loud in my office on accident LMAOOOOO

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

THIS IS A FUCKING STEAL

Did not get an interview for the job I applied for and had multiple intrusive thoughts so I’m resetting by vaping in my car lol

JOJI IS RELEASING NEW MUSIC I AM NOT PREPARED

I checked the time at like 9:45 pm yesterday and it was actually 7:37 I was FLABBERGASTED

Has anyone seen my ID

“Golden retriever energy” you’re a grown fuckin man

My friend said she wishes I had a baby so it could wear matching outfits with hers and I’m devastated bc I want that too and now I’m crying :/

People are a lot nicer to you when you lose a significant amount of weight and it WILL make you feel like complete and utter shit. I went from 317 to 250. I am still a fat bitch but the way people treat me (especially men) is so VASTLY different. It’s almost like they know.

Oh I need to transition to full blown house head. Headbanged a bit too hard last night and my back is killing me😭

If God loved me he’d send me a man whose looks are identical to Pablo Schreiber but isn’t a Zionist

Bass All-Stars this Saturday and I get to spend the weekend with my friends. I’m slamming my head into a wall I’m so PUMPED

If you went to Lost Lands fuck you (I am drenched with envy)

Seeing everyone get ready for Lost Lands or have a grand ol’ time at Nocturnal is making me so sad😭 I should be at a festival right now!!!!

Rewatching Jersey Shore as an adult and having the realization that literally every cast member is a horrible fucking person💀

Sometimes Facebook is alright

Please be so fucking for real right now

KAYTRANADA FOR EDC 2026

Anyways, please check on your marginalized friends in the next few weeks and make sure they’re safe. I cannot imagine how enraged the Cult is💀

I deleted my post laughing at Charlie Kirk and tbh I wish I wouldn’t have. We should laugh at dead fascists. Maybe if those gun laws he was so against were in place, this wouldn’t have happened🤷🏾‍♀️

I fucking love tricking my family into watching poorly made movies. This is the next one

NOT THE ASSAULT

Gonna beat the shit out of the group chat

Been really into commenting on men’s pictures on FB dating bc none of them will reply and it’s actually been helping my anxiety LMAOOO like hell yeah you’re fine as fuck and I’m gonna tell you. WHO FUCKING CARES

I’m so embarrassed I need to leave the state or something

“I’m so glad you approached me I didn’t think I had a chance” And you’re now… fucking up your chance???? What the fuck is wrong with men😀

I think I’ve jinxed it :(

Tonight was so much fun omg everyone was so sweet and I got so many compliments😭💜 the vibes were unmatched, haven’t been to a show that fun in forever

I unfortunately did not put the meat on the grill until 2 (this was to be expected😭) She is small but she is doin her best. We really should have gotten a bigger one💀

What sucks about living alone the most is that I see no point in cooking for myself. There’s no one else to enjoy the food. I don’t care if I enjoy the food I want other people to enjoy it.

Just finished making over 2lbs of the most decadent macaroni salad. Over 40 pieces of chicken are marinating in the fridge. Potato salad is coming tomorrow. It is almost BBQ time💃🏽

Was gearing up to spew hatred about white people w/ dread locs and then remembered I posted this 4 days ago LMAO

A white man tried to relate to me and my faux locs by telling me about his real locs he used to have. Sir this is the worst thing you could do to me on a Monday plz give me my vape.

I just feel like shotgunning some beers with my friends at a camping fest would fix me right now :/

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Psychiatrist: it says it’ll be cheaper if we send it to the Safeway Pharmacy. Safeway Pharmacy:

This is how May Boatwright felt I cannot consume anymore news

One of my meds makes it to where I cannot cry and I HATE that feeling oh my god. Haven’t felt this since I took Zoloft 💀

People are so cruel, it costs nothing to be kind. I don’t understand.

Was literally sobbing bc the world is so horrible and then I happen upon this image attached to a real article

Blocking someone doesn’t remove them as a follower???? Why the actual fuck not????????

I had absolutely no plans to go to Bass Canyon but I’m still sad I didn’t go😭

I love my couch but I do regret buying it due to the fact that it attracts, quite literally, all of my cats’ hair😭

2015 vs 2025 My senior pics that were taken on a Samsung Galaxy LMAO

Went to the park last night

Gonna start paying off my debts with pathetic payment plans.