So, a question for our intelligence agencies: If "Russia's interference in our elections has never changed the outcome of our elections!" why does Russia continue to interfere in our elections?

And this is my boy rescue. The sleepy baby he was when we got him and the watchful stoic he has grown into.

We tell children the answer to school mass shootings is live shooter drills and bulletproof backpacks and then act surprised when they grow up and their response to gun violence is dark humor.

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

Just looking to expand on the whole celeb musician, celeb homemaker/ chef pairing that started with Snoop and Martha, I present Courtney Love and Buddy Valastro. Courtney: I wanna be the girl with the most cake! Buddy: Someday you you will bake like I bake!

Wandering nonchalantly between the break room and my desk dropping green bean casserole out the end of my pant legs Shawshank style.

All these starter packs? Imma make a, "Finisher Pack" It's all Mortal Kombat characters.

I see people talking about buying banned books for black Friday. I have a suggestion, "The Anarchist Cookbook".

. . . I want a patch of blue sky to follow me . . . youtu.be/knxBBGQ6QUc?...

Kristi Noem for DHS is fitting. Dept. Of Hound Shooting.

Again, this is not what happened. What happened is that SCOTUS said, "surprise, we've rewritten the Constitution and we're relying on lefties to be so dumb they'll blame Democrats."

I'm just here so I don't get fined.

My skittish rescue. She's very sweet but very demanding of being petted.

I have seen this posted several times now and I agree. Also, see my post directly below this one.

Imagine my shock, disappointment and realization that my eyesight is poor, when, after choosing all those different interests in starting this acount, I find my account flooded with authors, librarians, and books. Not one nipple.

You cannot have a “peaceful transfer” to state-sponsored violence.

Years ago, when I was in management, I was sent to some training on communication. The one thing I remember about it is that while acronyms may speed things up, they may cause confusion. I think about that whenever I see someone abbreviate, "Primary Care Physician", and, "Point Of Service".

1st boy. Again, no longer with me. Would play fetch until your arm fell off.

I am totally not watching the fight. Also, not trying to be a jerk, but would it be unsportsmanlike and too much to ask for Mike Tyson to deliver a low, sterilizing blow to Jake?

Pinatas for masochists.

His sarcasm was acidic, burning those around him and melting away those of weaker personality. He wasn't just sarcastic, he was sarcaustic.

Sorry for this: Soaking nuns' clothes in LSD immediately gives them drug habits.

I’m literally begging everyone to (re)read Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle.

I am slowly working on the world's largest collection of free Molon Labe stickers.

No longer with me. My 1st puppy. Snuggle bear looking lil girl.

Me: if rhyme were a drug I'd sell it by the microgram, cause I have kilos and it will make me fabulously wealthy. Onlooker: man not a damn thing you just said rhymes. Me: don't get high off your own supply, I just gave you a taste, next time you owe me 5. Onlooker: