s tomach book is so good

ITS COMING !!!!! EVERYONE TAKE COVER !!! RUN !!

(EGGMAN): Now I'm gonna go leave because... my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. please behave yourself

The Burger King Is Transgender

i tried talking to my mom a minute ago and she immediately turns the tv volume up 😭😭

my coworker walked in the break room as im scrolling on my phone and of course a video of a guy scratching his bare ass cheeks had to pop up

what’s this feminine fentanyl

guys what should i add to my 3ds playlist

should i watch the steven universe

I JUST REALIZED I POSTED THIS AND DIDNT ELABORATE ANY FURTHER

working as a cashier in retail while having a somewhat androgynous appearance is so funny cuz i get sir’ed maam’ed and they them’ed everyday

how the fuck did someone in my class sneak gay porn into their final project

Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark atta

i swear the mention of bodily fluids summons cass

told my therapist my mother wouldnt let me go to urgent care and she was all "ok what the fuck im sending you to the clinic" and now im being treated i heart my therapist <333

this is what it’s like awake at 2 am reading cass’s posts

THERES FUCKING GROUPCHATS ON HERE NOW???

should i get living the dream when my paycheck comes in

my oomfs make me homophobic

there’s this artist i REALLY don’t like and i blocked them on nearly every platform possible only to see their art in an ad for some ai chat bot app 😭😭

my mom threw out an entire pot of barbecue pork because no one was eating it at dinner im so HUNGRY

i forgot drafts were a thing i don’t remember any of these

I have boobie pussy disorder

i was walking the ferret around school today and brought her to a random class some kid asked if she was a rat and some other kid shouted “NO ITS A FERRET YOU IDIOT”

my job sells sonic plushes but i can’t buy them and risk my coworkers cashing me out and questioning why im buying a shitty knuckles plush

i keep having dreams of peter griffin as mr ant tenna is there any significance

Someone asked me what I think of the leak

theres a sink shitter on the loose at my school

THAT REMINDS ME she used my sisters number for like some food delivery app and she pissed the delivery drivers off somehow and all their hate messages were going towards my sister’s number 😭😭

my mom does this thing where she uses her kids phone numbers to sign up for shit why is she using my number to sign up for a dating app

ten photos…..

plea se i just want to play videogame

i think my strawpage has been set to WIP for two months now uh oh

sonic reactivated cortana on the badniks. fucking hors's ass

look a ball

either my new meds are working or The Impending Doom is nearing

eggman be hot as fuck

taking a mid day nap because i woke up at two am to my tv playing the sonic 2 movie and agent stone yelling “he’s back”

shark attack at the aquarium shark attack at the aquarium

a customer compared me to a jaws character last night man i wanna be the shark

i find it funny that pokemon cards have to be stocked behind the cash register with the cigarettes at my job 😭😭

Snail snail.

at w*rk

my sister saw my nails and said ew im gonna lose my shit

i JUST found the red one guys should i do one hand red and the other black

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i got paid im spending it all on nachos