guys if i opened the gates to the slumber island would you guys wanna join

henry and marshal are secret boyfriends and marina is wanted for insurance fraud

sometimes a man wants to be a pretty princess

do you guys drink water vertically or horizontally

only two posts i made in the past 24 hours were not related to animal crossing

you guys are all animal crossing villagers to me now who asked me to catch them a crucian carp

orville is plotting an attack on my island

who’s casting snowgrave over here

STITCHES NO

got square pizza. it feels like i’m supposed to do something with it but im not sure what that something is…

making a callout post and leaving it on your animal crossing bulletin board

i’m starting to have dreams of playing animal crossing is that bad

idk but you should move it back

THE LOG STOOLS ARE NOT ALIGNED CORRECTLY

HORNSBY YOU MOTHER FUCKER STOP MOVING MY STUFF

guys be careful abt removing flowers on acnh with resetti my island rating went down to two stars after doing that </3

the only time treasure islands are working and my internet is down

when the doctors say i’m dissociating and not that my villagers are real people and friends

DUNG BEETLES SELL FOR 3,000???!?

we already have a concert going on (he’s been doing this for five minutes)

MACARONI AND CHEESE PARTY MY ISLAND

more acnh stuff

i’m back! my villagers are not helping

when the plush i spent 60 bucks on back in august still hasn’t shipped and i can’t get a refund and now im worried it won’t come for months </3

they rejected my application

it’s been revoked for fat shaming henry this money

accepting donations for my villagers to get therapy

man i wish i was an animal crossing villager that way i walk into houses uninvited

plesseeee be working treasure islands

resisting the urge to go out in the snow just for ice cream

being a man (animal crossing player) and going in the woods (traveling to islands) to gather wood to support my family (make diy recipes)

honc the sedge

treasure islands still down i just want iron nuggets </3

why do my villagers have better sleep schedules than me

acnh highlights this week of my villagers going insane

meow

WAIT I GOTTA MAKE MY SLUMBER ISLAND WHATEVER ITS CALLED

he’s very apologetic:(

i can’t join treasure islands i’m going insane

we’re putting hornsby down

i definitely didn’t changed my pfp for the hundredth time this mongh

why the fuck is ice on this site now

my villagers lack any survival instincts why did you put that on the stove

dude i forgot i made this alfonso's greeting a few years ago and i just started laughing 😭

tenna vs a magnet

why he’s butter cheeks out