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entering The Twister Zone
4 months ago
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s tomach book is so good
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ITS COMING !!!!! EVERYONE TAKE COVER !!! RUN !!
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sonic fandub ebooks
about 21 hours ago
(EGGMAN): Now I'm gonna go leave because... my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. please behave yourself
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The Burger King Is Transgender
about 21 hours ago
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i tried talking to my mom a minute ago and she immediately turns the tv volume up ππ
2 days ago
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my coworker walked in the break room as im scrolling on my phone and of course a video of a guy scratching his bare ass cheeks had to pop up
2 days ago
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whatβs this feminine fentanyl
3 days ago
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guys what should i add to my 3ds playlist
3 days ago
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should i watch the steven universe
3 days ago
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I JUST REALIZED I POSTED THIS AND DIDNT ELABORATE ANY FURTHER
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3 days ago
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working as a cashier in retail while having a somewhat androgynous appearance is so funny cuz i get sirβed maamβed and they themβed everyday
3 days ago
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how the fuck did someone in my class sneak gay porn into their final project
4 days ago
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MemeStar
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WOKE cass ππ³οΈβπ β§ carrion π₯©π³οΈββ§οΈ
4 days ago
Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark attack at the aquarium Shark atta
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i swear the mention of bodily fluids summons cass
5 days ago
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told my therapist my mother wouldnt let me go to urgent care and she was all "ok what the fuck im sending you to the clinic" and now im being treated i heart my therapist <333
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shelix π©Έ/πͺΆ
5 days ago
this is what itβs like awake at 2 am reading cassβs posts
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THERES FUCKING GROUPCHATS ON HERE NOW???
5 days ago
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should i get living the dream when my paycheck comes in
5 days ago
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my oomfs make me homophobic
6 days ago
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thereβs this artist i REALLY donβt like and i blocked them on nearly every platform possible only to see their art in an ad for some ai chat bot app ππ
6 days ago
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my mom threw out an entire pot of barbecue pork because no one was eating it at dinner im so HUNGRY
6 days ago
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i forgot drafts were a thing i donβt remember any of these
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WOKE cass ππ³οΈβπ β§ carrion π₯©π³οΈββ§οΈ
6 days ago
I have boobie pussy disorder
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i was walking the ferret around school today and brought her to a random class some kid asked if she was a rat and some other kid shouted βNO ITS A FERRET YOU IDIOTβ
6 days ago
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my job sells sonic plushes but i canβt buy them and risk my coworkers cashing me out and questioning why im buying a shitty knuckles plush
6 days ago
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i keep having dreams of peter griffin as mr ant tenna is there any significance
7 days ago
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Pelo
23 days ago
Someone asked me what I think of the leak
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theres a sink shitter on the loose at my school
7 days ago
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THAT REMINDS ME she used my sisters number for like some food delivery app and she pissed the delivery drivers off somehow and all their hate messages were going towards my sisterβs number ππ
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8 days ago
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my mom does this thing where she uses her kids phone numbers to sign up for shit why is she using my number to sign up for a dating app
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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ten photosβ¦..
8 days ago
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plea se i just want to play videogame
9 days ago
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i think my strawpage has been set to WIP for two months now uh oh
9 days ago
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
9 days ago
sonic reactivated cortana on the badniks. fucking hors's ass
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look a ball
9 days ago
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10 days ago
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either my new meds are working or The Impending Doom is nearing
10 days ago
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eggman be hot as fuck
10 days ago
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taking a mid day nap because i woke up at two am to my tv playing the sonic 2 movie and agent stone yelling βheβs backβ
10 days ago
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shark attack at the aquarium shark attack at the aquarium
10 days ago
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a customer compared me to a jaws character last night man i wanna be the shark
10 days ago
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i find it funny that pokemon cards have to be stocked behind the cash register with the cigarettes at my job ππ
10 days ago
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UNDERTALE Quotes Bot
11 days ago
Snail snail.
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at w*rk
11 days ago
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my sister saw my nails and said ew im gonna lose my shit
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11 days ago
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i JUST found the red one guys should i do one hand red and the other black
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11 days ago
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11 days ago
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i got paid im spending it all on nachos
11 days ago
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