you guys been enjoying all that sunlight up there. well savor the flavor because those days are over

[mia goth voice] is the footy over yet ? ?

basically only listen to gn'r and stone temps anymore. brain of pumice

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian published the MoU document:

getting really mad about SPOTTED OWLS and their precious "HABITAT"

bottlenekk guestbook

This summer... the president IS living his best life. eighty years of this person on earth

the sound of a bowling ball gliding down the lane BUT I have cut the tape prior to impact. again and again I subject this to you, until you love me

[3+ decades as a career US politician voice] it seems that pandering to the right wing has no real effect on their behavior towards me

uncles can i recommend: magic trick where you put coins IN the child's ear. they hate this on several levels

there's a new drug "bounce" that makes you feel like you're walking on a trampoline. judge dredd has already murdered 600 people about it

pretty crazy if entire nation states can't sneak one blowdart in with like three months notice

[reading the news] this is ridiculous

i hate when something takes my breath away... but i also kinda like it

Trash Humpers : 4064s

caligula moving wall lawnmower machine levels of woke terror is in my heart

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to? (in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛! me: Beethoven

my idea for a business is to make computer chips only four other trillion dollar companies that all make the same product can afford to buy

lady computer voice: access denied

they call me Da Hip Hop Tony Blair which normally I think is fun but only while he stays out of the papers

using technology to make a computer read the bible in pepe le pew voice

sneaking a sleeve of golfballs into the movies

in this world there are bullocks. and there are richardsons. as well as other guys, in betwixt they

post an opinion that is stupid as hell that everyone else surely recognizes as such, that you only have because you are a thoughtless clod

gen z has destroyed the prank phonecalls on cd industry. and if they don't want to know about earles & jensen then that is truly their own problem

"idiot" would be such a beautiful name if it didn't mean stupid dumb idiot

somewhere I read they invented erotic cheese. they're calling it the "blue cheese"

spacex ipo is the generational top I reckon. the final enron of this cursed era

is this a prank

can't remember what (probably gambling) company it was that always paid boxers and MMA guys to paint their logo on their bodies and foreheads like 20 years ago

i suspect the pilot flying the president and the 9 tech CEOs to china will fail to fulfill his moral obligation

close your eyes and imagine a titanium 3-iron slicing through the air, through the grass, and through the Titleist

son if you're going to live in my house under My roof you WILL playfully refer to your balls as "the family jewels". and i will do the same

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

every time someone posts their food on here it looks very gross. would honestly rather see your dick

Teen Wolf KDLT 5.4.1987 : 3703s

"they think you're stupid" has been going around a lot this week. we are stupid. and by we I mean not me though

wild stuff e360.yale.edu/digest/china...

ahhhhh (dats me contracting the deadly hantavirus on a luxury maritime vessel)

two companies whos products i would not buy again are 1010 music and polyend. but i wish them well

how much would you pay for a cat's eye marble the size of a medicine ball and how many would you buy

i didn't know this, but apparently the global economic outlook has never looked better than today, may 7 2026

the president is letting you know he is planning on being outside, on his birthday, in a specific area, surrounded by hundreds of the blackest souls imaginable

crazy to think that if you get caught impersonating your mother to compliment yourself online these days you are no longer morally obligated to kill yourself. but i guess it might explain a thing or three

suuuure could go for a nice reaping of a decrepit soul right about now

if i were an actor in a Serious western trying to make a horse slow down I would say "whooooaH" in a way that would make you truly spellbound