Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

I’m experiencing pain… in my pump region!!!

square root of negative amalie. imagalie putting your hands in them beans

are people still living their best life. or is that trend over now

how do people have the gumption to shoot up rhiannas house but not any of these old people on the news all the time

an investment in america is an investment in yourself. and you can take That... to the bank

I would like to once again direct your attention to the Pizza Hut Oral History

square root of negative amalie. imagalie putting your hands in them beans

hi my name is markwayne

i was thinking it would be funny to do a set with like a podium and 13 colorful pop filter mics like they don't really do anymore and stumbled upon this 2021 photo, which is real

emptying my pockets at airport security, only thing in there is three brand new PING golfballs and one of those bicycle u-lock keys you can defeat with a pen

when will it be possible to put an AI George Washington in zoom calls to say things like "bob you've been quiet, what are your ideas"

being a lowbie rocks because I can say unpopular shit that’s true like “gas should be $10/gallon” and “it’s good when trump voters army kids get killed by a bomb” and not get a single moron reply

if stocks color green, then nation headed in right direction. HOWEVER if stocks color red, then wrong direction. in my own not so humble my opinion🏌️

if there are any "Van Grundy"ies out there I will trade u names

this is the largest baby-still-on-back possum combo I have seen to date

cool dude!! ....interesting

the poop magician: is this your turd? me: ...no?.. PM: check your pants.... me: !!!!!!

Our first Unreal Engine 3 president

imo the next world president of the US should probably just be determined from some sort of vehicular "death race" across the US

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

assuming there really might be a Woke Terror, im really throwing my hat in there for chemically castrating any men who have admitted to voting for this person

holiday = 1 day vacation = multiple days vacation (song & music video) = one of humanity’s crowning achievements

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if you have posted anything similar to "imagine if Biden did this," in 2026 you are genuinely a dim person. which is ok! But stick to quote tweeting how you could eat 24 tacos

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

the sound of a knife scraping another knife, or even a mere fork, is truly delicious. to me

slowly lifting a black silk kerchief over an overripe kiwifruit perched on a golf tee. the boys watching can smell that juicy mist already

a very tiny, very cute baby alien has just burst from the presidential bosom

hard to place myself on the Yeah Dude ↔️ Cool Dude spectrum but I'd guess I'm 3:4 Yeah dude

Largest snowfall on record for Providence, RI. 33.5" ... could do 3' by the time it's all in the books.

you really have to lmao at the dems being up ........3% in a generic ballot taken THIS MONTH

inventing "pint of wine"

damn dude surrrrrre could go for some fresh sherlock holmes media about now

I cannot parse "3 million liters of sewage". can you just tell me how many turds would be on a cricket field

i found 90 CD-ROMs from 1997 containing lost data from a super valuable volcano monitoring network and i am very much enjoying the zen process of copying them onto disk (BONUS: only an old win XP laptop will read them)

crazy to write a book and name a guy in there "bilbo"

if anyone needs me to be a godfather. I’m here, and I’ll do that. for $50

to me maybe one of the worst jobs you can have is anything that involves having to post promotional front camera reels on social media

seriously considering not doing my tuxes this year

barbizon still kickin www.barbizonmodeling.com

if “why are you mad about child abuse, the DOW” isn’t any type of top bell then I don’t know anymore

like every 100 days I re-remember that the president, who everyone hates for countless other reasons, has also clearly raped hundreds or maybe even thousands of kids

guys like me like to save all the napkins from the cafe and leave them in the pockets when washing clothes. to save money on napkins

dirt dawg @ redrocks

yes my holiday rental on Wellington’s southern coast starts tomorrow, and yes I love doo doo ocean spray. so there is really no problem

gingerly pulling out a record of field recordings of kennel dogs barking and howling and gingerly placing on my technics 1200