I think it's pretty impressive that most of my friends and I have not gone insane yet

just got promoted to messy binch III, gonna regional drama manager

FYI there's this which blocks all US gov accounts on here: bsky.app/profile/did:...

at some point the median democrat might figure out that being a gutless little weasel still buys you an express ticket to the oubliette

everyone is doing the har har har about the peace prize but what if i told you it was full of dangerous C4 explosives

I AM on the way to AUCKBALLS CITY next wed and then later also WELLINGTO "the city that never weeps" for extended HOLDAY. please be on the look out for the big man

thankfully i don't have kids but if someone threw a grenade into my car and put all six of them in the hospital i would buy a gun immediately

Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by

here's what i remember about The Commish: dang oaf was looking for his pen everywhere but found it in the fridge salami

report: the president has been shot by a twelve year old wearing a Batman mask

2026 two piece band idea: fashionable young lady silently looking down at some elaborate synth rig, guy in his 40s with like a child large combat wounded veteran tshirt doing vokills, maybe the mic is taped to his hand,

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

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BGN is the new quod erat demonstandum. big guys know. try using it next time you prove there are infinite positive prime numbers or whatever

Venezuela getting invaded is so “bad” why is its stock market up 75% in the last two days???

The reviews are in for Tears of the Left bourbon

Some truly demonic stuff online

a poem called "big guys know" could only be about one thing, and that's the wisdom of quite large dudes

being a scold rocks. if I catch you acting stupid I am going to grab your titty and twist it off

my last giant(ish) centipede had a clutch of babies a few months ago, here she is cuddling them right after they hatched

looks like they’re rushing to hire, likely with qualifications and consideration on par with ICE hires, thousands of new secret service staff to guard the president with guns. it’s interesting when you think about it

You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.

probably best to encourage them to hurry up and invade greenland also

imagine being afraid a big fish is going to eat you

remember if you don’t burn out every candle in your house before you go to sleep, that’s another year of bad luck you can’t afford

going into the movie theater with a bulky leather jacket with one sleeve pinned up like ive got one arm, and once i sit down i slide a deli container brimming with cabbage soup out of the pinned sleeve and pop the lid and it instantly smells like fart within a 6 seat radius of me

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

The Biden DOJ had a perfectly legal avenue to release this to the public—a response to a FOIA request. They may have even been legally obligated to produce it in response to the FOIA request. And they decided not to, to protect Donald Trump’s reputation? What?

Hollywood has made the Zamboni gay

lmao b/w hell yeah

i am here to tell YOU that when bad people die, that's good

pretty good deal in aus dolls

standing on a great big ol fat guys back with my belt around his neck grasping it both hands like a bullrider's rope, yanking it tighter trying not fall off, whole planet cheering me on,

so great when Comments Are Turned Off as i am tired of reading peoples Weak Nerd Thoughts

built my balls from a DIY kit but accidentally put the LEDs in backwards and lifted some of the pads desoldering those but the functionality is there

Television New Zealand Commercials (Television One, 22/11/86) : 121s

you want nice panties you go to Fredrick's of Hollywood. nuff said

jacob gave me a printed still of this and I think about it all the time. ted knight is so funny

slime time

The eigenslur is indeed real, tho the correlation could be higher

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

providence east side

this weekend, please make an effort to do something "like there's no tomorrow". and send an imperceptible bro nod down south

donald trum has encircled and stabbed to death by 39 US senators

just realized you can just send like a pallet of hazardous garbage to a person or business and they have to deal with it

if I didn't pass my dementia test I would 100% lie and say I did. sneaky like that plus you can't get mad at me