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@mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social
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it gets you here. it gets you righ here
you guys been enjoying all that sunlight up there. well savor the flavor because those days are over
about 20 hours ago
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[mia goth voice] is the footy over yet ? ?
3 days ago
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basically only listen to gn'r and stone temps anymore. brain of pumice
3 days ago
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3 days ago
Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian published the MoU document:
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getting really mad about SPOTTED OWLS and their precious "HABITAT"
3 days ago
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bottlenekk guestbook
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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This summer... the president IS living his best life. eighty years of this person on earth
6 days ago
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the sound of a bowling ball gliding down the lane BUT I have cut the tape prior to impact. again and again I subject this to you, until you love me
6 days ago
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[3+ decades as a career US politician voice] it seems that pandering to the right wing has no real effect on their behavior towards me
6 days ago
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uncles can i recommend: magic trick where you put coins IN the child's ear. they hate this on several levels
6 days ago
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kerry β¨
7 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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bakoon
10 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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there's a new drug "bounce" that makes you feel like you're walking on a trampoline. judge dredd has already murdered 600 people about it
14 days ago
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pretty crazy if entire nation states can't sneak one blowdart in with like three months notice
15 days ago
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[reading the news] this is ridiculous
20 days ago
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i hate when something takes my breath away... but i also kinda like it
20 days ago
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VHS Vault
22 days ago
Trash Humpers : 4064s
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caligula moving wall lawnmower machine levels of woke terror is in my heart
24 days ago
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2 months ago
cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to? (in my airpods) πΌ πππ£π ππ ππ π‘πππππ‘. ππππ π΅ππππ! πΌβπ πππ‘ ππππππ‘ πππ! me: Beethoven
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my idea for a business is to make computer chips only four other trillion dollar companies that all make the same product can afford to buy
25 days ago
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lady computer voice: access denied
25 days ago
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they call me Da Hip Hop Tony Blair which normally I think is fun but only while he stays out of the papers
26 days ago
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using technology to make a computer read the bible in pepe le pew voice
27 days ago
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sneaking a sleeve of golfballs into the movies
28 days ago
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in this world there are bullocks. and there are richardsons. as well as other guys, in betwixt they
about 1 month ago
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post an opinion that is stupid as hell that everyone else surely recognizes as such, that you only have because you are a thoughtless clod
about 1 month ago
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gen z has destroyed the prank phonecalls on cd industry. and if they don't want to know about earles & jensen then that is truly their own problem
about 1 month ago
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"idiot" would be such a beautiful name if it didn't mean stupid dumb idiot
about 1 month ago
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somewhere I read they invented erotic cheese. they're calling it the "blue cheese"
about 1 month ago
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spacex ipo is the generational top I reckon. the final enron of this cursed era
about 1 month ago
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is this a prank
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about 1 month ago
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can't remember what (probably gambling) company it was that always paid boxers and MMA guys to paint their logo on their bodies and foreheads like 20 years ago
about 1 month ago
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i suspect the pilot flying the president and the 9 tech CEOs to china will fail to fulfill his moral obligation
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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close your eyes and imagine a titanium 3-iron slicing through the air, through the grass, and through the Titleist
about 1 month ago
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son if you're going to live in my house under My roof you WILL playfully refer to your balls as "the family jewels". and i will do the same
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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every time someone posts their food on here it looks very gross. would honestly rather see your dick
about 1 month ago
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πͺπͺπͺbryan πͺ πͺ πͺ
about 1 month ago
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VHS Vault
about 1 month ago
Teen Wolf KDLT 5.4.1987 : 3703s
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"they think you're stupid" has been going around a lot this week. we are stupid. and by we I mean not me though
about 1 month ago
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ryan cooper
about 1 month ago
wild stuff
e360.yale.edu/digest/china...
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Photos Capture the Breathtaking Scale of China's Wind and Solar Buildout
https://e360.yale.edu/digest/china-renewable-photo-essay
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ahhhhh (dats me contracting the deadly hantavirus on a luxury maritime vessel)
about 1 month ago
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two companies whos products i would not buy again are 1010 music and polyend. but i wish them well
about 1 month ago
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how much would you pay for a cat's eye marble the size of a medicine ball and how many would you buy
about 2 months ago
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i didn't know this, but apparently the global economic outlook has never looked better than today, may 7 2026
about 2 months ago
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the president is letting you know he is planning on being outside, on his birthday, in a specific area, surrounded by hundreds of the blackest souls imaginable
about 2 months ago
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crazy to think that if you get caught impersonating your mother to compliment yourself online these days you are no longer morally obligated to kill yourself. but i guess it might explain a thing or three
about 2 months ago
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suuuure could go for a nice reaping of a decrepit soul right about now
about 2 months ago
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if i were an actor in a Serious western trying to make a horse slow down I would say "whooooaH" in a way that would make you truly spellbound
about 2 months ago
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