nobody gonna stop this btw. not congress and not any other country. it's up to one or two bold young gentlemen

imagine being afraid a big fish is going to eat you

remember if you don’t burn out every candle in your house before you go to sleep, that’s another year of bad luck you can’t afford

going into the movie theater with a bulky leather jacket with one sleeve pinned up like ive got one arm, and once i sit down i slide a deli container brimming with cabbage soup out of the pinned sleeve and pop the lid and it instantly smells like fart within a 6 seat radius of me

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

happy boxing day from batard residence

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

The Biden DOJ had a perfectly legal avenue to release this to the public—a response to a FOIA request. They may have even been legally obligated to produce it in response to the FOIA request. And they decided not to, to protect Donald Trump’s reputation? What?

Hollywood has made the Zamboni gay

lmao b/w hell yeah

i am here to tell YOU that when bad people die, that's good

pretty good deal in aus dolls

standing on a great big ol fat guys back with my belt around his neck grasping it both hands like a bullrider's rope, yanking it tighter trying not fall off, whole planet cheering me on,

so great when Comments Are Turned Off as i am tired of reading peoples Weak Nerd Thoughts

built my balls from a DIY kit but accidentally put the LEDs in backwards and lifted some of the pads desoldering those but the functionality is there

Television New Zealand Commercials (Television One, 22/11/86) : 121s

you want nice panties you go to Fredrick's of Hollywood. nuff said

jacob gave me a printed still of this and I think about it all the time. ted knight is so funny

slime time

The eigenslur is indeed real, tho the correlation could be higher

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

providence east side

this weekend, please make an effort to do something "like there's no tomorrow". and send an imperceptible bro nod down south

donald trum has encircled and stabbed to death by 39 US senators

just realized you can just send like a pallet of hazardous garbage to a person or business and they have to deal with it

if I didn't pass my dementia test I would 100% lie and say I did. sneaky like that plus you can't get mad at me

just ONCE i wish someone would see what i was doing there

making an AI William Taft to hoist his (hawaiian) shirt up and shuffle his lil belly when I got the blues

dressing up as a blonde lady bugs bunny style to lure kennedy into a tiger trap

hate scene deleted. keep all scene. bobby decide when look at phone instead

satanic baseball player kissing his ring and pointing down

too many musicians are comfortable, daresay proud, to accompany their myriad, daresay egregious, press releases with flattering imagery of their countenance

Senator Kiedis (R-CA)

when there is a machine or vehicle dangerously spinning around by itself with half a dozen dudes amping themselves up to try to jump in to stop it >>>>>>

I'm sorry but the president is no longer legally allowed to play golf. under penalty of one of those hard ass professional russian slaps that permanently damages nerve endings

The vomit scene plus visible crew in all its 4k glory:

🎶 I remember, cyber mon great deals, shopping from home 🎵

struggling restaurants would do well to use the word “gourmet” a lot more

they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA

WWOS 1985 Australian F1 Grand Prix (NWS 9, 03/11/85) : 9200s

@mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social made this for you / sound on for key commentary

ok glad my initial reaction of “who is this Abernethy clown” was correct

heyyy duuuding my sisters kids but they don’t know that they just think I’m an idiot which only delights me further

sweating, moaning, tossing and turning in bed whispering "fat lizzy" over and again

everyone is always effecting their things immediately but i prefer to effect mine with a "slow hand and an easy touch"

teeing up a brand new white golf ball with a real ASS LOAD of aerodynamic dimples

note to artists: if you’re gonna draw me into an animal man I think I would be a good alligator but don’t add sunglasses because I never wear those

soon they will call me Mr. 45