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it gets you here. it gets you righ here
if i were an actor in a Serious western trying to make a horse slow down I would say "whooooaH" in a way that would make you truly spellbound
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icing my dearest bro with a zima I found cleaning out my dead grandpas house
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you want my opinion? there needs to be a tv show about rich people being stupid
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GNU C Mane
3 days ago
Feel the Ions with Pepsi Exxtra Sodium
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really concerned about this LIV golf situation. the golf as we know it could be a thing... Of the past
3 days ago
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see what happens is when you eat and breathe you accidentally swallow a lot of air. and then first thing in the morning that atmosphere all squeezes past your butt
3 days ago
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you know what rocks is Stockpiling Goods. oh the Iran war is launching the price of exotic reptiles? not for me jackass iām still coasting off a 2023 purchase 400 knob tailed geckos
4 days ago
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starting a business with a giant lifelike robot python that you can feed yourself to
4 days ago
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I dislike "wrestling" but enjoy "wrasselin", if that makes sense. these guys need to be OAFS
4 days ago
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WARNING: i'm takin life by the horns
5 days ago
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found the bbb's in a MOST unexpected locale... And at a fair price to boot.....
10 days ago
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I'm getting into fights. but I am also going through fights, and reaching the outer margins of fighting
12 days ago
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cool van on 39th
14 days ago
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we do love seeds
14 days ago
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pouring some gin over two golf balls
15 days ago
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if I were the shah over there? if I was pullin the strings. well I might not open that strait just yet. but I guess nobody cares what I think
15 days ago
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15 days ago
*releases 5 roadrunners into your kitchen*
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5 Roadrunners in the kitchen!!!
YouTube video by OutInTheMojaveDesert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0fkjUwax6g
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poopin like there is NO tomorrow (exactly the same as if there were a tomorrow)
16 days ago
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I got a real Ruth's chris on about ciderhouse rules or vanderpump rules served up in proper ogre voice
16 days ago
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cttp that's for California technology turtle pool
18 days ago
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me: what was up with Dave anyway wife: Dave who me: the adult man who owned and abused the singing boy chipmunks wife: are you doing midweek bongs again
19 days ago
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More Perfect Union
19 days ago
A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to āJust turn around and not look. Letās get back to work," according to
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āEveryone is Replaceableā: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility
A worker died at Amazonās Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.
https://www.thewesternedge.media/p/everyone-is-replaceable-death-rattles
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donald trum has been sealed inside a shard of mirror
20 days ago
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leaving the house at midnight for a 8 am flight that arrives at 6am. I guess the plan is to pound beers immediately
20 days ago
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George Pearkes
23 days ago
Markets are reading the US demands that Israel lay off Lebanon as "they'll give Iran whatever they want".
add a skeleton here at some point
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be cool if anyone were able to an entire UFC arena
21 days ago
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ONE TIME i was hanging out with this lady and she yelled at the actual mulder from X-files and it was so loud that mulder turned and looked right at her
23 days ago
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ya got two weeks for russia to sneak ya some nukes, then ride it out for a few months until the US implodes. entire world wins
24 days ago
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i am tired of ne'er-do-wells. and i am tired of ruffians
24 days ago
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tbh my pump needed a bit of relief. from all this recent pain at it
25 days ago
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its right here on the invite mate. MORTAL combat. no gods
25 days ago
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GONE are the days of whites-only golf balls. players clubbing the golf's ball of today can choose from a plethora of rainbowic colleurs, except black or the color of lawn
25 days ago
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naming a big fucjked up crater after my deceased wife martha mergatroyd
26 days ago
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im bringing hasty back. this summer... lets DO get too hasty
27 days ago
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it would be scary if The Blob was real. would not need a blob to deal with rn
27 days ago
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"peace in the middle east" - DJ mellowcreme pump
about 1 month ago
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i've already got 2 april fools simply by setting my fb birthday incorrectly
about 1 month ago
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if we send you the president hogtied in a kennel cage will you please let 100 ships through for free iran: ok the president and his entire cabinet and children, final offer
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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building a huge gold tower that has a clock on it and calling it "big benjamin". whoops its time to drink some real sugary hot tea again which i drink through my teeth
about 1 month ago
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it is the dream of all live music aficionados to acquire the coveted "back stage pass"
about 1 month ago
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mr president the global economy needs you to tweet that you are choking to death on a shrimp tail
about 1 month ago
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car horn that plays heyyyyyduuuuude.wav
about 1 month ago
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this is how i used to dress for work conferences. and i tell ya its taken me to the top, top TOP
about 1 month ago
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to me NO part of the body is a "nether region"
about 1 month ago
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