DHS is younger than Mountain Dew Code Red, we do not need it.

I’ll be keeping my parasites thank you very much

[Reba voice] 🎶said here’s your one chance hentai don’t let me dowwwwwwn🎶

Who hasn’t teleported to Waffle House, oh wait no that’s just blacking out and coming back to consciousness in Waffle House not teleportation

When you’re high as fuck in the USA

this headlines is a fucking journey

same as it ever was

those trump boys are at it again

I would love to see a RiffTrax/MST3K of the Chuck Norris movie Invasion U.S.A.

I stand with Philadelphia

just wow lol

as someone who’s worked at target I would’ve gladly welcome this sort of hostile takeover

There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

caturday cat bros

Every time I see a picture of those fools wearing Trump’s clown shoes, this meme appears in my mind

The Democratic party is as unpopular as it is because its own voters find the party feckless and weak.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Royal Family Quietly Removes Prince Andrew’s Line Of Salad Dressings From U.K. Grocery Stores https://theonion.com/royal-family-quietly-removes-prince-andrews-line-of-salad-dressings-from-u-k-grocery-stores/

Prost 🍻

is that are splitting maul in your pants or are you oh.… it is a splitting maul in your pants you definitely shouldn’t put that there

nothing quite like a bowl of homemade chicken soup

Happy Casimir Pulaski Day! The day all Illinoisans celebrate the inventor of the Chicago style hotdog.

Donald Trump is really starting to look like Dan Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble

celebrating finally getting over being sick for a fucking week with some homemade pepperoni pan pizza

like spoiled raw milk Bernie is way past his best by date and needs to be put out to pasture

this is what happens to people when they get a bidet, they change. i hate to see it sad

My kid was home sick the week before last now I have it. Thankfully egg drop soup is really easy to make.

American cheese whether it’s on a grilled cheese or a burger it’s just better than good cheese on that kind of stuff

got these at the Aldi and they’re great munchies if you’re into this sort of thing 👍🤤👍

a happy andrew day to all who celebrate

there is nothing more disappointing than a bidet with low water pressure

Yo where all the old school Italian anarchists at

the wealthy are very class conscious they always protect each other in spite of even political ideology youtube.com/shorts/wifoG...

when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u

he never struck me as being a human being

MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE

5 bands/artists you can’t stand (in no particular order) 1) Lynyrd Skynyrd 2) Taylor Swift 3) Ted Nugent 4) Kanye West 5) Insane Clown Posse

get it right

Want affordable housing? youtu.be/MA3QWPXm9TU?...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

this almost makes me want to get a job just to purposely fuck things up

the first step is asking the right question

DICK, can I call you DICK cause you’re a useless limp DICK. I’m just surprised DICK didn’t have a link for donations. Donate now to help this flaccid DICK of a man pretend he hasn’t supported ice this entire time

snow is a pain in the ass but at least it’s pretty

mot the most beautiful of foods but white bean and ham soup with cornbread is hardy and delicious perfect for a cold snowy day when you need some comfort food

He looks like a 12 year old boy that has inexplicably and suddenly aged dramatically in moments.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to: Dinosaur Jr. The Melvins (multiple times) Ween (multiple times) Mr. Bungle Sonic Youth