best as i can translate: panel 1 amos: if my daughter is anything like my wife, AND SHE IS, then you can expect to be sexually satisfied like constantly alistair: huh panel 2 nonsense panel 3 edda: wtf amos amos: all i said was that both you and lolly are fuck machines panel 4 amos: well gotta run

today in #9chickweedlane i learned maybe don't reread something over and over trying to make sense of it, because maybe eventually you do and then oh no its meaning is actually nauseating

That guy behind the gimmick account you like turned out to be Aranthulax, Harrower of the Wretched

looking forward to the 3 hour youtube documentary about this bsky mod mega crashout thats gonna come out in a year cuz im having difficulty keeping up with this shit lmao

this is now for... august 5

confirming that joyce and dorothy spend the entire next year holding hands and, no, i'm not sure how they get dressed each morning

(july 1, 2026)

okay let's find some music that's not about dads dying from cancer "Fix You" no "Wake Me Up When September Ends" goddammit

For ep 9 of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar, join hosts Chaos-Take-You Windshear and Prim Incaendo to discuss Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Vol 2, which collects issues 28-49 & Annual 1 of the original Marvel run of #StarWars Available on podcast apps etc! open.spotify.com/episode/5Jv1...

The power you wield in the drive-thru lane when they ask how your day is and you COULD say your dad died and totally win the conversation but you say it's fine, and they smile and YOU KNOW but they don't know

is now a good time to note that this is, still in fact, the case rolling into november. really hate having to ask for rent on a monthly basis like this but there's really nothing i can do about my employment status

help out if you can. gofund.me/a414e342

as someone who's traced a few google-image-searched photographs of cars for comics in their time, that is definitely an example

Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Rex!

this one is good but nothing beats the goat

appreciate that in Crankshaft, crankshaft shows up to get pissy at Not Tom Batiuk for putting Not Tom Batiuk in Crankshaft, i mean grandpa wrinkle

pred x prey Yuri (⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠)

THE TIME APPROACHES. THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN DELTARUNE DRAWS NEAR. CAN YOU HEAR IT?

don't like having to ask people to boost this one million times but you know. nothing gets better until it gets better

still haven't gotten any word back from any jobs but i'm trying my best. as per usual i don't really have rent to cover past october so i'm asking for help on a rolling fund again. speaking with a recruiter on wednesday so i'm hoping i'll see some movement there. anything helps.

me

whenever you actually get your friend to go for your choice it feels like winning the fuckin lottery. she's not watching star trek ds9 which we both know she'd love and is your interest, she's watching one piece which we both know she'd love and is MY interest, get FUCKED

the main experience of being a nerd nowadays is having a friend you love who you KNOW would love something, you just gotta get them to watch it unfortunately they have 5 friends with different recommendations, and also they've instead choosen to rewatch the star wars prequels making everyone mad

remember when headlines used proper nouns

this is a general sentiment but also I can't believe it only just occurred to me that Neeve, who has bottom surgery, might also have gotten top surgery as well

[gripping your shoulders, wild look of revelation blazing in my eyes] the lizard girl has breasts because *she got implants*

chris fleming caters near exclusively to roaming packs of lesbians who in another age would meet them at a tavern during the twelve years truce in the dutch republic

it's really good to get engaged but not if your whole engagement is consuming panic button posts, which I'm seeing a lot with both censorship and trans rights. you have agency here to learn about this legislation and whether it's actually a serious threat!

here is a list of bills that Mike Lee both sponsored, and have actually passed. you will note there are six of them, they're all shit like "rename this building the Atticus Childbridehaver Hospital", and these six are less than 1% of the 2000! bills! Lee introduced www.congress.gov/member/mike-...

if you're getting involved (good!) you can and should learn how to look up the status of legislation, both for the federal government and for your state. you can find Lee's dumb stunt bill, which again has not had any updates in a third of a year, here: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act: * is sponsored by Mike Lee, who has introduced thousands of stunt bills. none have passed. * has zero cosponsors * was referred to committee in May * nothing has happened with it since it's not a real bill and should not be a priority.

it's really good if you're getting engaged and worried about the movement to censor speech online! but... do not worry about S.1671 - Interstate Obscenity Definition Act. I keep seeing people panicking about this. do not. don't waste your time. "but it's really scary" yes and it's never passing.

This is a good thread about a lot of the fears of censorship it's important to understand which bullshit bills have 0 chance of passing so that we can focus our efforts on the ones that ARE dangerous. KOSA and such are scary, this is not

you see all the posts of like "oh bill watterson was inspired by the backgrounds" and then you look at what a good krazy kat strip looks like and DAMN. yeah i get how this would inspire you forever

you should read krazy kat it is astounding how good it still is

#SURVEY_PROGRAM Episode 8: 10 Years of Fan Mail Are Past This Door! Kate and Neptune recap the Undertale 10th anniversary stream in Part 1 and the hit indie RPG OFF in Part 2. We become the first ever podcast to talk about OFF in the context of contemporary French ultraleftist terrorism.

I was the guest on The Poets Podcast, a podcast that features Denver poets! It starts with a set of my poetry and then an interview. It was a pretty good time and I'm only a lil embarrassed about my answers! The site is here, but it's also available on any podcast app thepoets.co/2025/09/23/1...

when you discover your tandy 1000 word processor has more than one font

angel mobsters that take a guy out to the desert and rapture him instead of to a body of water and drowning

Episode 8 of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar is out! Join hosts Rosenguild and Sterncrantz for Han Solo and the Lost Legacy, the last Star Wars novel by Brian Daley. It's great! open.spotify.com/episode/0koE... We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar can also be found on any podcast app! #StarWars

please help Iris, boosts appreciated

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also i need kitty cat to break me in half so bad it is simply unreal

just directly editing @wackd.bsky.social's edit from a few days ago

we've got a lot of great aspiring voice actors here on website, it'd be great to get people together to have fun and network. how about a little convention? we'll call it dubcon. #dubcon2025

it's kimmel for christs sake! the most inoffensive milquetoast late night host who isn't that one annoying british guy, and he barely even SAID anything!! unbelievable. this is the regime we're all supposed to be shaking in our boots over??? fucking embarrassing www.bbc.com/news/article...