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lizard math | he/him
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Jake Lahut
1 day ago
This is an absolutely wild correction from The Verge
www.theverge.com/features/916...
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"to quine" means to append a text to a quotation of itself, or, in other words
add a skeleton here at some point
about 6 hours ago
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they'll let you use anything as the rkey lol (check the url)
about 7 hours ago
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practical cats dramatical cats pragmatical cats fanatical cats oratorical cats delphic oracle cats skeptical cats dyspeptical cats romantical cats pedantical cats critical cats parasitical cats allegorical cats metaphorical cats statistical cats and mystical cats political cats hypocritical cats
1 day ago
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do you guys think I look 35 years old
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This guy at work who I've known for a year thought that I was 35 years old lmfao
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they're putting me in this contraption tomorrow
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2 days ago
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⚠️BREAKING: A miniature horse and farm goose were rescued together and formed an interspecies friendship in Bucks County, Pennsylvania
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i love this list in the interspecies friendships wikipedia article that is basically like "i once heard about a horse who was friends with a goose" or "there was this bird polycule in cincinnati"
2 days ago
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did you guys know that cat and lamb can be friends
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Cat Had Enough Of This Lamb
YouTube video by Lee Walters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuolRKK1XNI
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josh (oldfriend99)
3 days ago
Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there
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I got a bonus at work lol, my boss said they don't give them to juniors but they made an exception for me
3 days ago
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I once had a professor whose last name was Rabbit and who lived in a place called Rabbit Island, true story
4 days ago
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the government should be giving out grants to furry artists to make gay sex games on itchio
4 days ago
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When trump dies it's going to be so funny to listen to all the eulogizing democrats are going to do. "He was a strong leader whose foremost concern was the wellbeing of the country" lmfao
4 days ago
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Sridhar Ramesh
6 days ago
It is too soon for jokes about Trump's assassination. It hasn't happened yet.
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ceej
5 days ago
LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?
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Flintlock
5 days ago
Why has
@Coldforce.bsky.social
been suspended? I don't see anything in the ToC about assassination attempts, as long as threats aren't made on site.
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alber
7 days ago
do. the. fucking. research.
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Bruno Dias
5 days ago
indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents
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Sridhar Ramesh
6 days ago
This thin-skinned narcissist cannot handle any criticism at all.
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til firefox has this super neat screenshot tool that actually lets you scroll and capture more of the page than what's currently on screen. pretty neat!
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6 days ago
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gorgeous lady
6 days ago
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they added estrogen to opus magnum
6 days ago
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i should pivot away from programming and into electronics or engineering or get a mathematics degree or do literally anything that doesn't require me to pretend to be enthusiastic about LLMs
6 days ago
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i was looking to buy wuthering heights and i found this book that looks so absolutely hideous with its colored edges that i kinda want to have it lol
6 days ago
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julia 🦈
6 days ago
he is so precious
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deneb
7 days ago
demeter when her daughter goes missing
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i'm like if a NEET had a job
7 days ago
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Can it get any worse?
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Afraid So - Jeanne Marie Beaumont
https://www.wenaus.org/poetry/afraid-so.html
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7 days ago
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It finally happened. I tried a new exercise at the gym and I was struggling with it so I kept removing the weights one by one until there were no weights left to remove and even then I was barely able to do that. Everyone saw it and they were making fun of me behind my back
8 days ago
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Topher Florence
11 days ago
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
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another recent blue sky feature i like is how if you type too fast in the search bar and hit enter it will simply ignore the latter half of your query because for some reason we invented an <input> that cannot keep up with 4 characters/sec
8 days ago
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lmfao didn't even last one day
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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was about to eat a mango but it was completely rotten and disgusting inside, and the backup mango was the same, i'm so mad right now
8 days ago
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Found a very hot guy who draws slightly weird furry stuff, I'm in love
8 days ago
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I love how every time someone online talks about high incomes, someone else will always disagree that actually in their city this is not enough money to live comfortably, no matter how absurdly high that amount is. "10 million dollars is not that much nowadays" what the fuck are you talking about
8 days ago
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Bodice Ripper would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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freichou
10 days ago
honestly shout out to san antonio zoo for posting The Most relatable baby animal picture of the century, as someone who is forced to hold a day job and feels like i get about that much money and feel that kind of emotion on the daily:
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I think the goosebumps monster blood books gave me several fetishes
9 days ago
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would you guys still love me if I wasn't Pareto optimal
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Punchy
10 days ago
i wasn't using it but it is such unserious site things that access to the Quiet Posters feed, which is part of the functionality the site has advertised on official accounts just broke for 300k people because it runs out of the tech advisor's personal account and he's a thin skinned AI baby
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
10 days ago
If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.
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Taking a 2 hour nap during work hours and then telling my boss that I was offline because of a sophisticated cyber attack by Iranian hackers
10 days ago
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are videos/gifs here broken now or is it just me lol
10 days ago
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who up preserving their boluses
10 days ago
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Tim Onion
11 days ago
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
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kitty ate the holy bread again
11 days ago
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i figured it out, it took me an extra 6 hours lol
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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