Starting from tomorrow, I'll be offering 1 advance chapter (compared to public releases) of Burnout Reincarnation to free members of my Patreon! patreon.com/LORDXVNV

I wrote a 10k word short story over the weekend for the RoyalRoad June 2025 magazine contest. Check it out! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1199...

🏳️‍🌈 Pride Feature 🏳️‍🌈 SCP-8085 – 'It Has Always Been Natural' by Diogene_s "Actually, it's not natural. Because biology doesn't work like that. Do you understand what that means? It means you're either lying, or broken. And I will fix you." scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8085

This is the toxic old man yaoi America deserves

Every time the US Steel/Nippon Steel merger comes up I get flashbacks to /r/weeabootales

when I've been talking to this to friends IRL, I always say "hey I'm working on this exciting new Krypto project" and see their faces fall in disappointment, and then I say "Krypto with a 'k'" and get to see SUCH RELIEF

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Proud to announce I've hit over 50k posted words on my RoyalRoad Web Serial, Burnout Reincarnation! Here's to at least another year of juice for it, lol. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1050...

Unreality

This video kicks ass: youtu.be/o2jzKo1RqWU?...

This marks 2 weeks of me releasing my first RoyalRoad story, "Burnout Reincarnation"! I've passed 20,000 words. That's longer than SCP-8008! Here's to many more! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1050...

Posted Chapter 3 of "Burnout Reincarnation". Going to be doing this all week. It's about mayonnaise. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1050...

I've posted the first chapter of a web serial on Royal Road! Would love if any of you were interested. Link below.

sometimes i read what i once wrote and hate myself for it

Probably not going to post my art exchanges for several months LMAO Same as last year

Live laugh love...? I believe in despise despair die...

one like = 1 scp hot take

Drone hysteria is impressively boring Two decades ago it would've been pure UFOs or angels but now? Just drones

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Health care should be free when you need it. No copays, no bills, no costs. Everyone deserves care, not a bill.

It would take roughly $200,000 in targeted Fox News ads to get an American antipope declared

The goal of a corporation legally is to maximize value for shareholders. Look at the stock price of United Healthcare after its CEO was assassinated. I would never condone violence but when a corporation increases its value by harming the environment, that's an "externality".

soon i'll be returning to my true calling: unsubtle political "satire"

Be a pickup artist but for gainful employment: Unlike women, corporations do not deserve respect.

The power of lolrandom will defeat fascism.

I refuse to read action written by people who've never felt the highs or lows of high school football

Is it still possible to go viral on this site

Would be very funny to try and hit Fox News with an ad that's just the dictionary definition of Progressive during the same ad blocks the insurance company plays their ads

Disguising your vent piece as not-a-vent-piece is an infinitely valuable skill for every narcissist

Now that I am no longer on Twitter I have to repost all of my great promotional arts...

Runner-Up for one of the most "Why Does This Exist" Articles on the SCP Wiki: "The Self-Insert", which ends with the eponymous self-insert (of a user banned for sexual impropriety) chronically masturbating to anomalous deepfake porn and begging not to be downvoted scp-wiki.wikidot.com/theselfinsert

The Joker 2: Folie a Deux was a perfectly ok movie, actually, as long as you reached the state of post-irony where you held people who said "I'm literally the joker" with utmost contempt

in 1984 + 40, the future is still a boot on a human face forever, but specifically in front of a strip mall