smh saw one of those teslas with gull wing doors in a handicapped space so it could get them open

Happy Friday the 13th and Valentine’s Day, here’s a song with lyrics about fucking in a church youtu.be/0RkJrO4kvHU?...

Aww look how nice PA and MN are

nw a 17 minute video about the airo trains they’re now using in the Amtrak Cascades line

Lmao the music at the start youtu.be/kWejejXvQ6c?...

that mayo looks like a citronella candle

yeetin that baby

everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT

Amazing day.

UCHENNA NWOSU JUST TOOK A MASSIVE PULL FROM MY TEQUILA BOTTLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Take the train or the bus to see the parade! Don’t drive!

RIP lucky gingerbread village with a Seahawks house, now that they won you’re no longer needed. obviously they won because of your stale existence, not their ludicrous big D

mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth

I am so excited to see ghost soon!

Unionize your workplace so you can call the president a pedophile in the national spotlight and keep your job

Fireworks going off in my neighborhood

S E A H A W K S ! ! !

Yesssssssss

A prophecy???

TD hawks!!! Lmao Love the hawks but also sorta disappointed this won’t be a Super Bowl without a td

Fumble recovery!

This is an extremely funny Super Bowl

Was that the first flag of the game?

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Oops all punts

Feel like the Australian nfl promoters jinxed us by putting Dickson in their promo

Okay, so one of the sports dudes playing tomorrow uses the Merlin app to ID the birds in his yard, so I would like him to win because this is so cute. Also, his team is a bird. www.youtube.com/shorts/7NoPa... #SuperBowl

Based on that road to the superbowl montage I assume they were packed in there like how proud boys use uhauls

I do not understand why these people are in a box??

party pooper reporting for duty again to remind you that hate-views are still views so no one better watch that other halftime show (even after the fact!!) just to make fun of it ty

If you have a LARGE follower count, pls know that Scott Horton is a chronic thief of posts. He also gets things very wrong and won't take posts down. No matter how nicely you ask. Please unfollow him and do not repost. Although he steals everything, Horton was recently verified by Bluesky.

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

So on Friday, I sued State's Attorney Burke - not for money, but for justice. Since she is unwilling or unable to prosecute people who terrorized Chicagoans for weeks, I am requesting the appointment of a Special Prosecutor who will. That is the only relief I am requesting. (Cont.)

there’s nothing stopping you, an adult, from ordering the kids meal at taco time

two bajorans one orb

Just finished “The Train” (1944) and not only does it feature trains, train crashes, derailments and explosions, they defeat the nazis at the end! Bunch of people actively sabotaging, purposefully delaying, etc. to keep the Nazis from stealing art as they retreat out of France.

It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.

This is king* shit right here, love to see it! *Duly elected representative of the people. Fuck hereditary monarchies, fuck nepotism, and most of all, FUCK ICE!

Me, in my internet-rooted brain: so Attia is the spiders Georg of the new cbs news?

has anyone remixed the Samsung dryer finished song

What!! Vincent Price is in this episode of Columbo!!

how am I supposed to casually check tire treads for wear if they don’t mint pennies anymore

Buried at Mountain View Cemetery in Oakland, a place of honor overlooking the city.

looove how sometimes the windows in windows just decide to do the little circle of not-responding and then my taskbar disappears???

Libraries are great. On Tuesday while waiting for stuff I scrolled a thread here and got a bunch of book recommendations; thru the magic of library app I now have 3 books and 1 movie waiting for me. Yay!

For Liam.

It’s a nihilist death cult! We’ve known it for a while but the full clip from Herzog really viscerally shows how willing they are to die for nothing.

Kim’s the queen of union reporting and she’s got valuable insights! 🧵 up and down