The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs

I choose to believe Zach charbonnet and Timothée chalamet are somehow related

this reminds me of that time on twitter when people were debating lightning McQueen vs Jackson storm with actual race car stats

Damn smith-njigba is good

There’s something about watching two teams in light jerseys (Seahawks in white, Ten in light blue) that makes me think they’re all in pjs

Sometimes in football a play is just a big group hug

There’s a player for Washington whose last name is Washington, excellent

roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

The feds are escalating in Los Angeles. We've seen record high kidnappings and our communities are under attack. The media focus on LA has died down so electeds don't feel the need to even feign opposition. People are out here fighting. We need all of us. Join the struggle. Defend your neighbors.

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Today* is my first full day back since the furlough and I think I need to stop now so I don’t pull a muscle or something. Can’t run a marathon straight from the couch.

1/ I’d like to share what’s happened since Sept. 30, the night of the most dramatic raid of the Trump administration’s Operation Midway Blitz in Chicago. Under the cover of darkness, 37 immigrants were taken from an apartment complex …🧵

Great article. As a life long swimmer, I have so many thoughts. I think it’s great that Julie’s enjoying getting back into swimming, but I’m so disappointed at the close-mindedness of some of the people they’ve encountered and at the ncaa fucking over trans athletes.

Lmao I heard “he promised to take a bullet for her” in @iwriteok.bsky.social ‘s ben shapiro voice

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Gave my presentation, fielded some questions that I expected to hear and imo answered reasonably well, and now I get to go home!

Just for laughs...

I am waiting for my computer to finish installing updates in an exhibition hall where the booths are being taken down around me. It’s a weird liminal feeling

Between this and Redmond turning off their cameras, Washington state is getting the flock out www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Just saw a murder in Portland

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

Ngl the people who live above this are living the dream

Trying to think of what happened in the past to countries who didn’t pay or feed their armies…

Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this. To ICE: "You can repent"

Is hegseth invading the pentagon? This sounds like some shit from the lead up to the Iraq war

That’s why we partnered with local orgs Waters Meet and Spokane Community Against Racism to create spokane.food, an interactive map of places to get support for food insecurity, or give support, if you’re in a place to help.

Fixed my kid’s backpack!

She looks like jd’s sister. Like more than his half brother looks like his brother. (Also, completely understandable that anyone would not want to watch their spouse get killed.) (also also I still think she and jd are fucking, even tho they look like siblings. they are gross people)

I learned a new color today

Heads up eastsiders, ice is kidnapping people in Redmond (Also: it’s fucking disgusting that they have an arrest quota)

She is wise beyond her years, this is queen shit

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

A reminder: We can effect change at the ballot box. It’s so ~lib~ but local elections often produce people with more steel in their backbones who’ll stand up to the fucked up shit the Feds are doing. I voted in my local elections - have you?

Happy anniversary to my beloved Seahawks, who on this day 46 years ago played an amazing turd of a game, the worst in nfl history

Happy dick Cheney is dead day, people! A bittersweet holiday, not unlike Kissinger is dead day, as neither were tried at The Hague for their crimes against humanity.

My kid just asked: When are you going to make that doughnut cake with the chocolate in it, for that holiday that the people who are on a diet rejected?

Gotta admit I’m a little confused seeing the Seahawks in the throwback unis and *winning*

Wow, darnold !!!

Oh no there’s a whole 6-7 nfl bumper, my bones are made of dust

And another touchdown! Go Seahawks!

Another turnover!

«Silicon Valley isn’t building apps anymore. It’s building empires.» The Authoritarian Stack: A mapping of firms, funds, and political actors turning core state functions into private platforms, by @francescabria.bsky.social et. al. for @fesonline.bsky.social www.authoritarian-stack.info

Aaand the new Tiger Singh Bhatia story just went live, so here it is, for your reading pleasure www.frivolouscomma.com/three-card-c...

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

I am sad it’s over it’s barely past 9pm pacific

Love seeing a sac bunt, that’s so baseball

So is he related to justin, these announcers never tell me anything useful

Gotta call it so you don’t run into each other in the outfield, boys