Every golf tournament should be on the west coast to fit my schedule

Bogie on one. Totally over.

We all understand how devastating it’ll be to watch Cam Young blow a five stroke lead tomorrow, yes?

Spot-on analysis from @alexkirshner.com on Scottie Scheffler not giving a shit about Growing The Game, caring only for winning and moving on to the next challenge. His winning speech at the Open was the most uninspiring thing I've ever witnessed in pro sports. slate.com/culture/2025...

Yeah Bryson is the ultimate dome golfer

Bryson finishes the Open third in ball striking, second off the tee, and first in distance. Same old stuff for the YouTube golfer.

Rahm thought he could get his LIV cash and remain relevant while playing on a tour that's watched by like 12,000 people on FS1 a few weekends a summer.

I wouldn't group Lowry with Rahm. Rahm is miserable every minute of every round. Lowry at least cracks a smile and seems not to hate golf.

Scottie is in Tiger Territory. He's boring and robotic but he's Tiger now. Nevertheless.

I get why they’re cheering Rory so vigorously. But he has zero chance of winning. None. The crowds should know that.

Rahm is so embarrassing. Just a huge damn baby who clearly regrets the biggest decision of his entire life.

Very few LIV guys are serious about the game. I’ve watched a little LIV this summer and these guys are mostly going through the motions. Total joke tour.

Man, Cam Smith stinks. Gonna miss the cut at The Open by at least four shots and finished 146th out of 156 players in ball striking through two rounds. He even lost strokes on the green. Dude is cooked.

When an English golf announcer says a golf pro “knows how to have a good time” they are saying the golfer has an alarming drinking problem and they’re scared for him

British Open shaping up to be a straight ball paradise

Davis Thompson shoots two over today while easily leading the field in putting. Not the best.

Nicolai Hojgaard leading the British Open while being almost dead last in ball striking. I'm not mad!

Azinger rails against golf analytics and I think he has a point. "There are players who need to know a little and players who need to know it all. Which one do you think is easier?"

Good stuff from Paul Azinger about how basically everyone on Tour is a shut-face rotator now. Azinger was ahead of that trend by decades. Folks said it couldn't work. Turns out it does. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ylu...

Looking at some showdown stuff for tomorrow. Paul Peterson is ... interesting. Insanely accurate (and short) off the tee. 12th in approach on the week. Top 30 in proximity from the fairway.

I’ve convinced myself Potgieter will fall apart today. Not wishing it on the kid. He’s fun to watch and everything. But that iffy putting stroke is gonna falter under pressure. #PGA #golf

Putting matters this week more than it usually does so here are the Tour's best putters since January. Cam Champ has never been more back.

For folks playing showdown DFS tomorrow, consider Smalley, Perez, and David Skinns. Detroit Golf Club knower @topher2.bsky.social is very into Smalley.

Tommy has no dawg in em

Dunlap is second to last this week in ball striking, fifth to last in greens in regulation, and dead last by miles in strokes gained off the tee. He's probably the worst player on Tour right now. Dude needs a reset.

is this good

Rooting for our millennial king, Adam Scott.

We get it, Sam Burns. You work out.

Did not expect Rory to go from the career grand slam to the most unlikable golfer in the world

Using my One Time

Brooks Koepka is the single most irritating golfer in the game. The man can't be bothered to even pretend to try anywhere but the majors, and even there, he gives up after a few bad swings. He'll probably end his career with 8-10 majors but he can never be considered great. I hope not anyway.

Rory at six percent in showdown today. Totally unhinged.

Jason Day says an 18 handicap would shoot 150 at the U.S. Open this week. I think that’s generous. It’d probably be closer to 200. #usopen

Can anyone explain to me why I put on coverage of COVID-season golf majors in the background while I work?

Pricing out some driving range mats for my backyard and … what the fuck

Rory was 147th in ball striking this week. Total collapse since lucking into the Masters.

The analytics say Cameron Champ found something a few weeks ago. He’s been humming.

MODERN PRO GOLFER ARE BAD AT GOLF

zoomers have NO IDEA how advanced their clubs are today. you can hit it anywhere on the club face and it goes as far as it would if you flushed it.

Until the early 2000s, you used to have to have a good swing to be good at golf. You used to have to hit the ball with the center of the club face. No one has done that since the first George W. Bush administration.

Wow, Rory sucks now. Total headcase.

This is something the modern golfer can't comprehend. There used to be a premium on ball striking. Now every pro golfer is just a sloppy long drive champ who Gets Away With It because the clubs were made by aliens using artificial intelligence.

I have a pet golf theory that a golf pro hasn't hit the center of the clubface since like 2004. These guys should be forced to play with clubs from Ben Hogan's era and golf balls made of goose feathers.

I feel like this is a good position. Why do I still suck.

Thinking about going to Club Magenta tonight

Kinda surprised Corey Conners isn't further up the leaderboard this week. He's been good with the driver: Third in driving accuracy, 20th in strokes gained off the tee. Sixteenth overall in ball striking. Total disaster around the greens though. Oh well.

Bryson is not political yet extremely MAGA coded. It’s a tough thing to pull off.

Bryson is a machine. I fought it for a while but he’s good for golf.

any time there’s a Davis Riley sighting

It’s gonna be one under. I’m inconsolable.