Imagine if social closed like a retail store.

This is such a great video! It not only breaks down the trailer flawlessly, but it also takes the time to stand up to Disney and their poor handling of the jimmy kimmel situation. Star Wars explained are an absolute treasure to the Star Wars community ❤️

My neighbors are cool.

We have now entered the stress eating portion of the day.

Post a duo

More tacos, less anxiety.

You can’t outsource self-discipline.

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL! 🍂🍁🍃🎃

You can’t make or force someone to believe something. But what you can do is love someone enough to tell them the truth.

Taco Bell just hasn’t been the same since the little Spanish dog quit.

Turn off the news and turn on some music.

I don’t have a million dollars, but I have a million memories. And they are worth more than money.

Happy Sunday! It’s a chilly 34 degrees. Definitely frost on the pumpkins this morning. I have a request of which I truly hope you will fulfill today. Take in & embrace this day as your own. Tune out the world & all its words even just for a short time. I wish this for YOU! #Breathe #LiveLife

When you're built for the blue collar, you're built for Oil Country. 👷‍♂️🛠️ #EdmontonOilers #OilersNation #NHLHockey

Not all forms of self destruction are bad.

I get more hyped for this movie everyday! We need an official look of doom soon. I want to see that outfit!

This is either gonna be huge success or a huge flop for Marvel. No in between. www.cinemaexpress.com/english/news...

This tastes like a sweaty sock dipped in pineapple. 👎🏻

Not everything needs a response

Barely made it to 10. 🫁 youtu.be/EiFxBDG1Fr0?...

11 yr old nephew: “Why are you wearing a Batman shirt?” Me: “Because you’re old enough to know the truth.”

In case you need it today. 🐓🍌😂😂 youtu.be/ig7EKb6BrQk?...

If only common sense was actually common.

Good morning #bluesky

The sky is the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

I used to be cool. Now I’m excited when plans get cancelled.

You can tell when someone is about to go to the next level in life…you can see it in their eyes.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to #Bluesky

Apple nerds, iOS 26 and iPadOS 26 now available. Liquid Glass isn’t as terrible as I had thought.

RIP Robert Redford

In case you were curious, the Grim Reaper works with my dentist.

Good morning and happy Monday! I hope the only jump scares that happen today are caffeine based. Grab your cup and let's get it!

Have a nice day.

Coffee

Today is a good day for nature and sarcasm.

I just saw a video on Reddit of middle schoolers doing active shooter drills. While it’s great to prepare for danger, it’s so heartbreaking that innocent children need to even think about that.

“Reese Cups have protein.” - me as a therapist

This was my mental distraction at work today. youtube.com/shorts/3gkv-...

Thank you for being you.

I LOVE the sequel trilogy. Pass it on.

I still know where I was and who I was with when the attacks happened. Every emotion was felt that day. And 24 years later, it still hurts. Politics didn’t matter. Status didn’t matter. America’s heart was broken. #NeverForget #Sept11 🇺🇸

I just sang songs to my kitten and he stared at me until he fell asleep in my arms so my day is complete.

@nightdescends.scares.men I hope that you have safe travels…and that you and Felipe smile so much that your cheeks hurt. ☺️

The moon looks full. Well that explains it.

Good morning. Wishing you joy in all the little things today. Have a great start to the weekend.💙