Me I’m all in: I’m lettin this website all up into my contacts, full access to all 2,000 people in my phone and I’m just BLASTIN your posts at all of em. they said they don’t like the thing you said. they said you’re a bad poster. I got a text from a pastor I worked for 27 years ago he’s mad at you

I’m stuck at Lucé where they’re showing CBS on the TVs and none of it makes sense.

It seems like these broadcast networks (like CBS) are ripe for the taking. Pure speculation here, but who watches these? Boomers? And how long will they be a viable demographic? So of course they’re trying to “sell out” to whatever grifter they can. Get quick cash, GTFO.

Outside: -1* First floor: 64* Second floor: 70* Thermostat: 66* with no idea what to do or how to help.

#Minnesota this week

So, if more people read “A People’s History” in high school, would we have less or more divorces?

I have become The Narrator from Fight Club, just casually scrolling IKEA’s new product catalog.

Right here in Burnsville.

What if we funded this instead of a $20m budget overage for the MPD???

Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/

Just watched a small murder of crows demonstrate how to alert their community when a predator is in their midst. Five or six of them are following a hawk around the neighborhood, cawing whenever it moves. Makes you think.

The fact that the “ant as Santa” add didn’t use the MSP skyline is no

I mean, it’s pretty good at replacing Substack. That’s about it.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

This describes an ideal vibe

I’m still pretty anti-Spotify so y’all are just exposing yourself by posting your wraps

Stole this from the Cedar Cultural Center’s page since they aren’t here. ♥️♥️♥️

It’s kind of amazing how irritated I get reading quotes from Frey in national publications.

How was it just a perfect loop though

I also want to see officers get out there and shovel my sidewalk after the plow comes through.

You can nominate me as police chief if you want.

What if when the police showed up, they stood between ICE and their targets, demanding to see a warrant, and recording names and badges. THAT might be a “peaceful and calming presence”.

Is there still time for someone to primary Walz or are we stuck with him?

This is so mealy mouth, what dos it mean to “not collaborate”? Are they just not going to execute warrants on their behalf, but still show up to make sure no one fucks with them?

Just got a text about Unverified reports of ice in S Mpls, Corcoran neighborhood near the YWCA

38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape

Wow I don’t even like football that much but even I can tell the Vikings are not doing very good against the Seahawks

Not sure how I feel about the guy leaving Seattle (38*F) and headed on a plane to Minneapolis (21*F) with me wearing flip flops.

November 29, 2025

Wait a second, AT&T is trying to charge $35 if you get (and activate) a new phone? My mom bought a new phone from Apple, and then AT&T put a $35 charge on our bill to “activate” it.

A “bowl of chilli to go” from an airport bar is a bold move, and I’m truly hoping we don’t end up on the same plane.

If BlueSky is any indication, @taylordahlin.com may be the only person downtown for this “winter-something-or-other” kick off event.

andrea jenkins, whose term as ward 8 councilmember is up next month, has listed her home for sale as of 3 days ago

How’re you supposed to eat a slice of 3-layered cake; mouth agape? small bites? Help me I’m not fancy

omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world

People, telling Google it can’t read your email means it (hopefully) won’t read your email. They could have been more nuanced about their setting switches, but kiddos they’ve been using your emails to ad target you for decades.

Seems better than a limp biscuit

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

Oh I thought “dinky park” was a joke (Fully support renaming, btw)

Do not be cynical in everyone’s replies, do not be cynical in everyone’s replies, do not be cynical in everyone’s replies, do not be cynical in everyone’s replies,

You never really see a duck waste their time paddling upstream, do you?

For what it’s worth, in my iOS mobile app, these were hidden inside the data privacy category. The app also glitched quite a bit when I disabled them, and somehow re-enabled them on its own. Keep your head on a swivel

I do think some of us have legit concerns over the safety of these self-driving cars, but my guess is that the majority of the push back also stems from feeling stepped on by big tech. They do little to actually better our community, and in this case they’re literally extracting money.

Y’all would come see a ground of middle age dudes play Baby Metal covers, right?

My favorite feature in Slack is /collapse. I’m so happy that they finally added support for it in threads.

The anarchy of boarding a Southwest plane is entirely uncomfortable for me.

I have to double check the measurements, but I don’t think that this new cubic steam deck is going to fit in my carry on.

NEW: Buried in 141-page text of the latest draft text of the Senate's ag appropriations bill is a restriction on hemp-derived THC products w/ >0.4mg per container—an effective ban on the existing market. Would go into effect 1yr from passage: www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

Maybe the reason no one is liking your posts is just because they’re bad