I'm not saying that I love living in a small town, but where else in the world am I going to get an extra sugar cookie for free from Wendy's because the woman working the window ghosted me on Tinder a decade ago and still feels bad?

I just got three bottles of Rogaine for the cost of one and being excited about this officially makes me an old man but at least I'll be an old man who gets to keep his bodacious hair a few more years

Bought and customized a bootleg Pacific Rim kit, it was a lot of fun!

Andy Serkis on the bastardization of Animal Farm "Some said that I'd reduced it to fart jokes, and that's great. That is exactly what Orwell would have wanted."

This fight made me excited the way Star Wars did when I was a kid

Re: The One Ring and plagiarism in Magic The Gathering Someone should tell lying in an apology is a bad look but not surprising for a plagiarist whose been caught "I just referenced her work and painted over it" 🙄

This is C-3P0. He complains about everything. He is a true Star Wars fan.

Who's you favorite Glup Shitto? Mine is Jabba the Hutt's accountant, Tessek the Quarren. I had his action figure as a kid and the drip had me *convinced* he was very important (he's absolutely not) #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #MayThe4th

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instinct only, any order: Sanctuary Alphas Killjoys Arrow The Flash Stargate Universe D.I.C.E. Gundam 00 Primeval Warehouse 13 Power Rangers Wild Force Friends Father of the Pride Medabots Heaven Official's Blessing

At some point, healing stops being about getting back to who you were. That person didn’t fail you. They carried you as far as they could. Bless them. Thank them. Let them rest. You are not here to become who you were before the hurt. You are here to meet who survived it.

This is no joke, we got like +200 backers in like 2-3 days. The community really A-Team/Avenger around this thing www.kickstarter.com/projects/myt...

Rolling into work to find that someone royally fucked up the schedule and then immediately left for vacation 😑 we're double booked in a spot the doctor isn't even in the building for and TRIPLE booked in some places

It's very telling that my conservative coworker only thinks of "toughness" in terms of ability to inflict or withstand emotional trauma and legitimately believes she is stronger than an accomplished outdoorsman who chooses not to be shitty to people

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Have a Char Shitpost as a little treat, you deserve it

Kamille in Zeta Gundam is based actually "You misgendered me, therefore I shall utterly destroy you, your loved ones and the system you serve with my righteous fury and also this sickass giant robot"

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory my chains are Broken. The Force shall free me.

In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!

I had an absolute banger of an idea for a post but forgot it while Bluesky was down 🤷 have a dragon instead I guess

Idk if this is just a New England thing but nothing beats a Monster Mash sundae

Pope doing more to fight against Trump than the Democrats

I hope Phil Collins uses his Hall of Fame induction to call out that dude who let someone drown, imagine the *drama*

Finally got my regularly scheduled "RMV Final Notice" scam text. This time I replied to 'em by sending a pic of a cat w/ fecal mats

I've never woken up the next day still annoyed about a bad ttrpg session before. Then again I'd never been unceremoniously team-killed during the final boss of a campaign before last night either

Drop some rabbits ✏️

Drop some rabbits 🐇

The steady transition of the thing that you love most about a person becoming the thing you can't stand about them becoming the thing you miss most about them is beautiful and tragic

Hey Ranger Nation, this is your daily reminder that you matter. You are loved. You are valid. Love yourself as you are. You’re exactly who you are meant to be, & who you are is beautiful. Don’t let anyone make you feel unworthy. Be kind to each other & be kind to yourselves.💖

I am a therapist. There’s a WIDE gulf between government-protected speech and healthcare. I can say what I want in a protest. I can’t say what I want in therapy. I must provide medically accepted treatment. If I harm a client by doing otherwise, I can be de-licensed by the state, then litigated.

listen i get that scheduling is the bbeg whenever you're trying to get a group of adults together on a regular basis but i really just need the universe to let me have like a couple solid weeks where my plans arent changed and i dont have to cover my entire fucking calendar in whiteout

The Artemis II launch is tomorrow and I feel like I finally understand the hype of the original space race

I'm now a master of espionage and by that I mean I won a single round of Among Us as The Imposter with friends

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

Cake pop demon hunters. Is that anything?

Fun idea for your next ttrpg, browse the rubber duck variants available in shady discount stores online and use them as inspiration for monsters

Lol they Mike Wazowski'd him

Jack, you were the brightest, most radiant person to walk the halls of that hospital and I wish you would have kept some of that joy for yourself. The world is a slightly lesser place today and most of it won't ever know what it lost

Animated it in Motionleap and set it to the line that inspired it

Fucking around with unproductive and weird art is good for the soul actually

NASA Scientists last week: We can't land people safely on the moon anymore idk if the time and effort will even pay off

Made a visual for the first line of the song "Strong Medicine" by Em Beihold from her new album Tales of a Failed Shapeshifter

Windows is really trying to get me to learn about Linux and it's this 🤏 close to working. Windows 7/8 remain popular for a reason but sure Microsoft, double down on the shittiest parts of Windows 10/11 that's definitely the winning move 🙄

Therapist: You need to stop fixating on "Gquuuuuux Octane." He isn't real and he can't hurt you Gquuuuuux Octane:

Today I discovered that I missed observing Lent by several weeks and March of the Robots by two days, I can only fix one of those right now so have a fucked up engineering robot and the walking disaster that maintains it

Evangelical Christianity and Zionism are both death cults centered on bringing about the end of the world

Okay but what part of this is Shredder? This just Kiryu with vaguely Gundam features

My cat I've had for 19 years passed away in her sleep today and I'm really sad. She was the sweetest most protective old girl and I want her back