It's cracking me up that he doesn't even bother to continue pretending that any of this is about Charlie Kirk

I think it’s a really embarrassing bit of nationwide theater to pretend that a racist podcaster means anything to the world. he lived for nothing and died for nothing. the world is laughing at us and we deserve it because all this shit is fucking stupid!

Now they're trying to bring back the witch trials

lmao whyyyyyy do people sit down with him?

Man I don't know WHAT power Chotiner has to make these people think he won't make a fool of them

There's a rapture WINDOW????

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I'm still awake and as far as I know no one has been raptured. Is there a set time for this occurrence?

What's wild is that this doesn't mention what happened to the kid who brought the gun, except for saying the expelled kid didn't want to get them in trouble so I assume they're still in school??

I got a box from Factor this week and I cannot explain to you the level of sheer bliss that's been reached by not having to cook ANYTHING or even decide what I'm gonna eat. I feel so free.

I called my mom and CAN YOU BELIEVE she said she was on the phone with her cousin and she has to call ME back???? Her daughter???? I wanted to tell her about my lunch!!!

Is Tylenol's owners getting buckwild and suing about this nonsense going to finally be what shuts them up

Hmm. Ok.

EXCLU: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will announce today he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of the network suspending comedian Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show last week. www.amny.com/news/mamdani...

Disney corporate somewhere like: "we just have to wait for the conversation to shift" *Conversation shift* Disney: oh no

"IDF whistleblowers have described orders to open fire on Gazan civilians including children with live bullets and artillery ... 'We're killing their wives, their children, their cats, their dogs,' one IDF officer said earlier this year. 'We're destroying their houses and pissing on their graves.'"

I've been trying to understand why this isn't generating as much fury as it should, and i think it's because there is a fundamental belief among many americans that the military can pretty much do whatever (which isn't entirely inaccurate.) that said, what the actual fuck.

Yes I have adopted a new son

The Disney girlies are quite hardcore

I love my man Roman but does he...practice penalties or...

A baller goal from my men's team I can't believe it

Awww McSorley scored. Maybe I will adopt him too

Um has SJ always had these kits????

Watching my men's team and multiple sons are not playing so I'm not optimistic

Man if I got murdered and people tried to make a whole thing of it and then THIS happened I would come up out the grave chile

I’ve seen a lot of trans folks get outraged at Kamala Harris over this news article A brief thread on why I would really suggest *reading* the outrage bait posted about our community by major media platforms before hitting “post” on social media Here we go… 🧵

Seriously, just look at Missouri, where an abortion rights ballot measure outperformed Democrats in 2024, because abortion rights are popular, and now their Republican legislature wants to override voters to put a repeal on the ballot next election, an attack on democracy.

Ally Watt's fiance getting a halftime segment to talk about how he's obsessed with her

Marta is a comedian. She literally just stood there and let Williams pull on her while she stared at the ref like "are you gonna say something or.....?"

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She is so stupid. I can only laugh chile

Marta as a defender right then was really moving

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

I hope that, when STL gets its women's team (it's coming!) that we can have Kerry Abello. I just think that would be neat.

I think it's interesting to say this and then get Walz, who I think was actually better regardless, but they wasted him. I don't think they'd have done any better playing to PB's strengths, especially when they would have had to deal with his weaknesses on such a short timeline

Did not know they were playing tonight but I suppose I will watch!

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

Literally zero trans people were involved in killing that man

An empty Disney cruise would be HILARIOUS

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

This is absolutely sending me because they are really about to recruit a bunch of sentient reddit threads who are going to get the shit kicked out of them at every available opportunity and then say woke did it.

ABC is also ruining Golden Girls 40th anniversary with this bullshit just so you know

I suspect that the next Angel City home game is gonna have some...interesting signs in the stands.

Not Maggie Graham!!

They have literally no values, no commitments, no underlying philosophy. They're just grifters and opportunists.

I think a lot of this nonsense is a lot of people realizing that when they die, a lot of us are not gonna care. On top of them now being rightfully scared of some weirdo deciding to shoot them in broad daylight.

•ABC: fires Kimmel for mocking Trump •CBS: fires Colbert for mocking Trump •ABC: fires Moran for slamming Stephen Miller •MSNBC: fires Matt Dowd for saying “hateful thoughts lead to hateful actions” •FOX: Champions Brian Kilmeade as he calls for Nazi state murder of America’s 600K homeless people

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives