So What do we think of Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein because....I mean.... I'm not mad at it

Me in april: terrible month. Awful. May MUST be better. Me in may: oh hell yeah Me on June 1: *ac goes out*

This is a weird two team streak to have

No Diego Luna on the roster remains SICKENING

I can't believe how upset I still am for Diego Luna. I just....the USMNT is gonna be cursed for this one

Everyone is literally drowning in Miami lol

And can't see a damn thing in Miami 😭

one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)

MY MAN SCORED!!!!!!!

Be careful they're reading your tweets

I'm sure he didn't but Diego would have been justified in cussing Poch out

U.S. meh national team

Boo. Hiss.

Someone smarter than me, is Diego Luna cap-tied to the US now? Because if it's true that he's been left off the World Cup roster (and Reyna is in), he should see what Mexico thinks

This club makes no sense. They don't want to do anything. Maybe it's all just money laundering who knows

Well I assume there are FRANTIC calls being made to Banks

Please, please. You do not need to notify me of full requests. I congratulate you but unless there's an offer, I don't need to know. My inbox thanks you for your attention to this matter.

Sometimes Chloe will literally not eat her food unless I'm there to supervise her and then she will leave the room (that I am in! That I specifically ENTERED in order to do my duty as her mother!) and eat in the hallway. Ma'am please

it's so weird that she had to do it by herself. like? what was the reason no one else on the team wanted to participate? like?

I'm taking a break from work to start a thread in which I will go through every episode of Murder She Wrote and identity and tell you the gender of the killer and if they were a complete loser or not. This is so we can do science and determine exactly how many women are absolute losers on this show

BEN LUNDT SAVES AND ST. LOUIS ARE HEADED TO THE OPEN CUP SEMIFINALS

Special night in STL 🥹

WE MOVE ON 👏

Please win the game

I like to have Murder She Wrote on while I work and I'm just here to say that there are an unnatural number of women who are absolute losers (not Jessica) in this show

This SJ/Dallas game has been on for days

see what happens when you play my guy

At what point does every executive at this club get fired

Girl lol

Girl...

“A lot of us are being ignored by people that we put in office to represent us. If you're not amongst us, you're not for us.” www.stlpr.org/health-scien...

Y'all gotta watch Widow's Bay. Apple TV won't tell you so I will tell you: start watching Widow's Bay.

“Use AI or get left behind!” Please, leave me behind. Drop me off on the side of the road somewhere. Sentence me to a remote cabin with a typewriter and some wildflowers that don’t know how to use the internet

Whew chile praise Beyonce

BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES

The secret to my men's team winning is for me to simply not scare them by paying too much attention. The more attentive I am, the worse they are.

Everyone is scoring tonight jesus

This league is stupid bro

Remember when Totland was on the bench for no apparent reason

Now why y'all got a kid trying to keep grown men from fighting????

Matt Turner wtf babe

HE IS FINE SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT UP

I love Griffin Dorsey and his little half up half down hair

No Matt Freese is fine!!!! He's FINE!!!

VAR is looking at a potential handball but had nan to say about that shit tackle on Barb

I love Marta. Just love her.

You could never make me hate Lianne because she just be yapping chile

..... Anyway I will be watching it in Spanish

Houston is putting belt to LAFC's ass jfc