Elphie 💚

My foot is fucked up my cat is sniffing

Every time I scroll through twitch I shed a tear @alexisparade.bsky.social

Drawings

Has anyone ever noticed that Keanu Reeves is actually kinda sexy looking

He's dressed for Halloween

Rudy from Funhouse Pinball is my son

I keep getting high and thinking about tiktok chamoy candy

Halloween 🎃🐱🧡🖤

I think cooter is the funniest word for pussy

Having a cheeky wee pint with the lads

My fan theory is that Mitch McConnell did a little poopie and got scared

no one really says "mouthfeel" anymore. and thank god

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