2 years of improv feels like absolutely nothing, except last night i did a 3 hr workshop w/ actual newbies and it was like omg…today’s ur second day alive….i’m about to rock ur fucking world just by starting a scene where our characters already know each other

20somethings get FREAKED when they find out ur in ur 30’s. 27yo oomf told me that we probably get along so well bcuz ppl stop aging/growing(?) at different times in their life, so mentally we’re actually very close!(???) obviously i was this weird about aging, too, but don’t SAY IT TO PPL’S FACES

great if ur considering becoming a dbz villain

favorite improv team keeps using AI to generate their insta promo posts

i begrudgingly accept all hanya yanagihara criticism as valid exCEPT ppl who genuinely believe she’s secretly HP fanfic. she obviously just loves Donna Tartt, and all hp fic writerd happen to be 2nd wave dark academia. at WORST she saw the 2013 Daniel Radcliffe movie Kill Your Darlings while writing

playing 1000x Resist and if you liked land of the lustrous u HAVE to play this game

isaac’s therapist has finally got him reading a book about autism and ten pages in he was like hey………………….u should probably read this too

found out a seemingly normal woman i know has a grandpa tiktok where she farms her grandpa for video content and that’s enough to make her the most fucked up person in my life

bought hinge grease. finally experiencing the mundane genuine adult AWE over a suddenly quiet door. wanna call my mom about this

isaac: wanna see something awful? magic’s weird secret lair cash grab is doing a set of that guy from the office me: thank god it’s never anything i actually like because i feel like that could actually work on me. like what if it was frasier. hold on what’s tha

the one other person in my imprv practice group who’s not a cishet dude keeps signing us up for queer/femme comedy nights without giving anyone a heads up and no one seems to understand why we are bombing at events w/ titles like “Bitch Manor”

trying to figure out where yaoi seth fits on the pink bookshelf

i looked up the tezuka buddha manga bcuz Isaac’s always been disappointed he doesn’t have the complete set, and 1.) he’ll continue to be disappointed 2.) HUGE lmao that this was the ONLY manga he read as a kid bcuz his hippie dad got it for him and his brother when they were 9 and 11 years old

wayyyyy too proud of my office lighting/streamer green screen/ipad as a camera monitor iphone selfie headshot. i KNOW ur not supposed to wear heavy makeup for acting headshots but i just wanted a photo that actually looks like me to use for shows

coach: let’s expand on the type of gifts we’re giving our teammate misa. try one where she’s NOT ur idiot wife L: kira would disregard the established reality of my initiation, undermining his scene partner for a cheap laugh…Honey, I’m home light: (doing sloppy object work) sir this is a WENDY’S??

youtu.be/sGFIeXduZlI?... hell yeah

~25yo woman talking about how d&d seems like it’s going to culturally be the next catan, like how settlers of catan was the last big board game phenomenon. what is her life like

(trying really hard not to kill myself voice) had my first acting audition today…what the fuck am i doing here

this shirt is very funny and the moment I bought it i was like, well. literally never gonna wear this in public

me and isaac are starting to panic as death stranding 2 gets closer and we have to start genuinely weighing whether to buy a ps5

got my first ever headshots back this week

marie antoinette and marie-joseph sanson from shin-ichi sakamoto’s manga Innocent are soooo lady maria/the doll and also zelda/midna to me personally. it’s not for everyone but i LOVEDDDD this series

marina i love u but “do people still say yolo” i need u to start reading books or something

isaac and i have been “playing”(reading) umineko and we just got to the laser sword?? scene??? in chapter 2. i need someone to tell me this game is worth potentially 100 more hours

18yos watching severance are fucking me up. “why is no one talking about this??” u mean the surface level text????

unfortunately the secret to making friends in your 30s is spend $400 a month on a hobby

literally sooooo embarrassing that i didn’t OC-ify them ten years ago when i could’ve gotten away with it #tokyomewmew

Bloom and Rage has the most authentically weird teen girls I’ve ever seen in a video game. i genuinely wanted to cry. soooooo good everyone please play it

season 1 of severance: wow this tv show is almost AS good as reading classic sci-fi :) season 2 of severance: oh no this is Lost :)

every irrational “winning at therapy” feeling can be applied tenfold to improv. isaac will ask how practice went and i’m like great! i’m clearly getting WAY better at subconscious object work :) which just means today i pretended to put away groceries really good

not to basically humble brag, but until isaac took this photo i had no idea how this dress looks when i sit down. i’ve been wearing this around my FAMILY

so-called “free thinkers” the moment neopets released the pink uni club sweetheart graham

it’s so shocking learning ppl didn’t like joanne. like…the one where lady gaga wore the pink hat? the cowboy hat that melted down and restructured my entire personality? the pink cowboy hat that will forever cleanly demarcate the before and after periods of my life?? THAT joanne???

love wins

finally watching new interview with a vampire (it’s Good), and the actor who plays lestat could induce gender dysphoria on a muppet. i can’t believe this dude just looks like this. genuinely what the fuck

need some help everyone….how are we feeling about this dress….i got it 70% off and obviously i love how my boobs look BUT i can’t tell if it’s like…a little too “cutesy” for me idk

4 months of improv/comedy notes. i bought this notebook probably 15 yrs ago lmao

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i have a Weird Nerd Dad, so i’ve had my whole life to perfect polite nerd chit chat, but this xmas visit he’s literally just been in his room with my uncle watching…some light novel anime adaptation…while my grandma and the rest of the family hang out……the tv’s so loud I can hear the dub voices

Sagitta Luminis #art

isaac has good teeth so he’s always shocked to hear what my dentist trips are like. I had a 3.5 hr appointment this week. they’re doing shit in there that hot ppl can’t even begin to imagine

bought new bed linens

REALLY overextended an offer to do a group drawing one night before our improv class show

I keep losing out on every TMM genga auction that I might have to just like. Over commit to this one. fuck it. $300 sniper bid

lets go lesbians #midzel #twilightprincess

i’m the only woman who regularly shows up to my improv practice group which means everyone LOVES me but also i AM playing somebody’s irritated and/or beleaguered mother/wife/gf in every scene