It's beef and potato soup tonight - hearty and warming. What's everybody else having?

Tonight's lullabys - Jean Michel Jarre 'Oxygene" #lullabys #JeanMichelJarre #Oxygene

Letty, good morning! Waking up early sucks. Enjoy your day.

I just read #Trump described as Creosote Ceaușescu, and it's made my day. Now to clean spat-out coffee off my computer screen...

Tonight's lullabys - Tears for Fears "The Seeds of Love" #lullabys #TearsforFears #TheSeedsofLove

This is the grave of my great-uncle Richard, who was killed on this day in 1918, 8 days before the armistice came into effect, he was 21. He is buried in the small British cemetery (87 burials) near the village of Brebieres, where he was working in a clearing station. I put a poppy on his grave. RIP

Why do the models in adverts for high-end fashion houses and expensive perfumes alwasy look so thoroughly bored? "Buy our new perfume, and be a right miserable bastard!"

Tonight's lullabys - Jadis "Understand" #lullabys #Jadis #Understand

Right, footie will be starting soon. First two games from the 2nd Bundesliga - SV Elversberg/Hannover 96 (could be cracker) and Preußen Münster/Holstein Kiel, then one game from the first Bundesliga FC Augsburg/Borussia Dortmund. ⚽⚽⚽

Tonight's lullabys - Focus "Focus 3" #lullabys #Focus #Focus3

I woke up this morning feeling happy. Then happy got out of bed, so I felt grumpy instead...

I just saw Trump described as "Combover Caligula", and it's made my day!🤣🤣🤣

Tonight's lullabys - The Clash "London Calling" #lullabys #TheClash #LondonCalling

"Funny costume!" "Funny last words!"

Oh the irony - I just threw up my anti-nausea medication. So, how's your day going?

I'm confused - is gin o'clock one hour earlier or one hour later today? I'd hate to miss it!

Wouldn't surprise me at all. #WhiteHouse #EastWing

Tonight's lullabys - Porcupien Tree "Recordings" #lullabys #PorcupineTree #Recordings

Today it's pissing down, very windy, and dull - ideal weather for some soul food. So it's chicken noodle soup, using the left-overs from a chook that I roasted on Thursday. Yum yum.

Tonight's lullabys - Emerson, Lake and Palmer "Emerson, Lake and Palmer" #lullabys #EmersonLakeandPalmer #EmersonLakeandPalmer

Thought for the day:

Hits the nail firmly on the head!

Ash, good morning! It's Thursday, but first coffee.

French police release image of the person wanted in association of the Louvre robbery: #Louvre #robbery #FeathersMcGraw

TAFKAP - The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince #TAFKAP #PrinceAndrew

Dear Skylings - it's official, we have now reached to end of civilization. Kim Kardashian has launched a range of skimpy knickers called "The Ultimate Bush" with fake pubic hair (available in 12 differnt colours)... #KimKardashian #TheUltimateBush

I am antifa, and my membership card is the Basic Law (constitution) of Germany! Ich bin Antifa, und mein Mitgliedsausweis ist das Grundgesetz!

It looks like all of the idiots stayed at home/off the roads when I went for my big weekly shop today - I'll mark that up as a win!

Tonight's lullabys -Carlos Núñez "Almas de Fisterra" #lullabys #CarlosNúñez #AlmasdeFisterra

Hoffentlich schauen Merz und Söder zu!

Can somebody explain to me, like I'm a five-year-old, why anybody might need pumpkin-spice-latte-scented toilet paper?

I woke up this morning wondering what happens to the electrons in neutron stars. Nerdy, me? (Under the high pressures and temperatures they combine with protons to form more neutrons)

Tonight's lullabys - Chlili Willi And The Red Hot Peppers "Bongos Over Balham" #lullabys #ChilliWilliAndTheRedHotPeppers #BongosOverBalham An absolute classic from the British 70s pub rock scene

I don't usually have any sympathy for Giorgia Meloni, but in this case I'll make an exception...

Can somebody explain why the Yellow Shag Yeti is all over my timeline this morning? Has the lying sack of shite died?

So, here begins another vain attempt to get some sleep. Have a good night, Skylings.

"Do I spit or swallow?"

Tonight's lullabys - Fates Warning "A Pleasant Shade of Gray" #lullabys #FatesWarning #APleasantShadeofGray

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck! I just opened a one kilo bag of coffee beans - then promptly dropped the bag onto the floor. The little bastards have gone everywhere! The place does smell nice, though.

We've all been there...

Has the Tangerine Toddler boasted abaout aceing his medical today yet? #Trump #medical

"Mr. President, a second source has confirmed that you haven't won the Nobel Peace Prize." Who said that the Germans have no sense of humour?

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I just heard on the radio no Nobel Peace Prize for Trump! Finally some good news. #Trump #NobelPeacePrize

This is an idea that I could get behind!

With Putin's help and backing, the Tangerine Toddler finally gets the piss prize that he has always wanted. #Trump #Nobel #PeacePrize

Tonight's lullabys - Led Zeppelin "Celebration Day" #lullabys #LedZeppelin #CelebrationDay

Kemi Badenoch gives another interview... #KemiBadenoch #ToriesAreFinished

Kemi Badenoch gives another interview... #KemiBadenoch #ToriesAreFinished

I sometimes wonder about the target audience for advertising at football matches. I can just imagine Joe Normal saying to his wife "do you know what, love? I think I'll just pop down to the local Mercedes dealer tomorrow, and order an new AMG GT, only 115,000 Euros!".