Now I’ve got 2 sick kids at home and no PTO to use if I end up needing to stay home this week.🥲

My brain decided to wake me up from An anxiety dream with more anxious ass thoughts and I’m supposed to somehow get ready for work in these conditions.🥲

Thrifted a bunch of things we needed today and now I’m finishing up homemade chicken noodle soup. Accidentally took too long and now the kids are up late but oh well.. the sick one is napping anyhow. Wouldn’t be the holiday season without a sick kiddo lol

Sick kid means we can’t go to the family Christmas happening for Lee’s side of the family today & now his mom is pissed at us for not going? I’m so tired of people expecting sick people to put their own needs last.

Not my kid having his first ever sleepover and he came down with a fever.🤪 never a dull moment I stg

5/5 days at work and now here comes my 1 day off (which is filled with holiday socialization) and then 5 more days straight before I finally get some actual vacation time.

Nothing like company coming over to really get you to deep clean the house fast af… now to get ready for work.🥲

Just watching an audience of elementary schoolers start singing K-pop demon hunters while an orchestra plays golden and bawling my eyes out because collective effervescence gets me every time.

#TØP: you know what scares me? youtu.be/8xrh4H_wmw0

Made all my citrus garlands and hung them up over my greenery garlands and everything is so cozy and homemade and I love it

A break? A maid? You to message me? Lmao I could come up with a long list of things I need right now tbh…

Damn this week has been a pretty good week tbh

Need like a 5 gallon bucket of Epsom salts at this point. A hot bath just doesn’t hit the same without them.

Idk who you are but if we used to talk a lot, chances are I love you too. Life has just gotten crazier for me so it’s harder for me to maintain my friendships lol (my bad)

Got so much done at work today.. & even got a little acknowledgement from management. Would be great if it came with a raise… lol

ngl.link/kelsey4531 I’m bored. Haven’t done this in a minute. Maybe don’t be weird about it though? lol

Lmfao this is exactly why I’ve been crashing out every day lately.

I need this grocery store in my life

Told my kids their dad said that I am hard to shop for.. and my daughter just says “doesn’t he know you’re a witch?! Any nature stuff, and you’d be happy.” 🤣 my kids know me I guess

St Nick brought all the kids kazoos so now I’ve been playing every song on the kazoo and the kids have been trying to guess what I’m playing… 😂

I’ve been fishing and diving for 2 hours on animal crossing instead of being productive and I’m very happy about it.

Emailed my district manager and now I want to throw up. Anxiety is so much fun.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Finally out of my reading slump and I’ve been doing really good at taking care of myself again and making sure I’m taking all my vitamins and doing the self care routine and idk. I don’t really have anyone who cares all that much so gotta shout it into the void I suppose

St Nick brought my cats a bag of treats and my youngest cat pulled the bag off the table, hid it, and chewed through the bag to eat all the treats.💀💀💀 explains why the bag said they were treats for kitties on the naughty list lol

My kids said “six seven” is dead. Now they’re saying “windows eleven….” 💀💀💀

Called out because even after 3 more hours of sleep, I am too physically exhausted to even attempt going into work today. But I had sleep paralysis dreams for half the night and now my entire body hurts.🤪

Fell asleep on the couch at some point and woke back up at 4:30 am to be St Nick and now I am so physically exhausted I don’t know how I’m going to wake back up in just a couple hours to open stockings. 😴

I need like a week off of work so bad.🥲 every day I wake up and just desperately do not want to go there (the bad place)

Realizing I did the worst thing for my mental and physical health by hyper fixating on one specific task I really needed to get done but is an entire mountain for me to climb and ended up spending all day doing it without eating or drinking anything and now I feel like shit. 👍🏻

Need to get out of my depressive mood to write a fucking work email and I can’t pull myself out at all and I have so much to do today.🙃

There are so many things I wish I could just *forget*… but wishing away my memory just hits too close to home with an Alzheimer’s parent

Just when I thought I couldn’t become further stressed out, my sister does some fucked up shit and again I am at a loss for what to do about my mother. Everything is so so great and good rn

Nothing like waking up to a “call me; I need to talk to you” text that was sent to you at 2 AM and now your anxiety is through the roof wondering what it is about

My kids messed up my Apple Music replay man 💀💀💀

My house is so peaceful when I’m the only one here.

My 2026 resolution is to stop the millennial habit of ending every statement I make with “lol” or “lmfao” so if you see me using millennial emojis, please realize the progress that I’ve made.😚

Second batch of citrus is drying in the oven.. I’m out of coffee creamer and had to make my own which isn’t nearly as good, but it’s prob better for me anyways. Should probably clean my kitchen but I think playing animal crossing might be higher on the to do list.😅

Lee just found a free cricut in one of the apartments he is flipping at work and now I have a cricut! I’m so excited lol

In all seriousness, I want to point out how unhealthy social media can be if you are stuck in the mindset of constantly comparing yourself to others. You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.

Nobody wants the sims SpongeBob collab. Nobody

My little Bluesky wrapped thing is depressing af.💀 I need to get my shit together man but idk how.🥲

Not everyone has a calling. Not everyone is ambitious. The concept of following the perfect trajectory towards a fulfilling career is so deeply ingrained in us from childhood; but at a certain point, growing up is realising that... work is just work, and you just want to get paid.

Work is hell and all of our upper management is in and I don’t wanna go back there.😩😩😩

I know I say this every day but going to work today might actually kill me but I don’t have enough PTO to call in.🥺 it’s winter outside and I just want to hibernate and stay home

Literally didn’t bleed at all yesterday. Today, I wear my normal underwear and fucking start bleeding again. Why? 😩

idk the 6-7 thing doesn’t bother me at all bc i remember being an annoying ass little kid and all the dumb shit i found funny

Schools really be like.. it’s the busiest time of year; let’s give you 1000 more things to do!!! 🫶🏻

Between my citrus burning, my sister calling me from my moms phone just now, and some asshole at work letting his kid just completely destroy a whole section of books/dvds, I am not feeling great. I can’t believe I still have another 3.5 hours to go at work.😔