Televangelist James Robison has died. His last words were: Send Money!

Napoleon Solo has won the Preakness. Illya Kuryakin was a no show.

I'm giving Rex Reed's death just one star. Too predictable and derivative.

And the last shall be first! What a Kentucky Derby race by Golden Tempo. Passed 10 horses in one second.

No more Spirit in the sky? So now where do I wanna go when I die?

Apparently in America you can be both Low-IQ and Hi-Caliber at the same time.

Since the White House Press Corps was all in attendance, we'll just have to wait until they have book deals to find out what happened.

Check out this MFing tornado that hit the Enid Oklahoma community last night as filmed by stormchaser Daniel Shaw. Thoughts and prayers to all those who were hit: youtu.be/rdiTXgUw_XY?...

Trump Administration sources say that the president gave Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer 30 days to either stop abusing her office or become a man like Pete Hegseth and RFK, Jr. She did neither and was summarily fired.

Did someone say #InsiderTrading Are people saying the most #CorruptPOTUSInUSHistory making billions for himself, his family & his cronies might be committing more crimes? A 34-count CONVICTED FELON & man whose 50-year career is riddled with fraud & grifts? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Stocks rise on news that most of the ill effects of the war will fall on poor people.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social I saw Yes, Focus and Poco at San Francisco's Winterland arena in 1973. The concert was 5 hours and cost $4.50. The crowd was wild and showed what the world must have been like right before Noah's Flood.

I've never been to Hungary but I loved Eva Gabor on Green Acres. Here's what I think will happen in today's election....(1/23)

No one should be surprised Trump and Netanyahu will commit war crimes and slaughter civilians in Iran. Look at massive war crimes Netanyahu committed in Gaza and is now committing in Lebanon all with support of Trump. Trump and Netanyahu should stand trial at the Hague for crimes against humanity!

I'm not sure the Uconn coach is emotionally stable enough to be a coach.

Pam Bondi is leaving her job as AG so she can pursue her lifelong dream of screaming 'HOW DARE YOU' at every person on the planet.

Skibidi Sovereign-wannabe Skedaddled

The media doesn't pay attention to left protests unless someone gets hurt. Peaceful protests against the right wing bore them. Right protests, on the other hand, are homespun, grassroots demonstrations of America's finest traditions & deserve blanket coverage

📌NEW: Reuters/Ipsos poll has Trump’s approval rating on the economy at 29%. This was his strongest issue heading into 2024. It is the lowest rating since W. Bush crashed the economy in 2007. His overall rating is a pathetic 36%, and dropping faster than Stephen Miller in front of a Hitler poster.

Wall Street this morning.

So Shakespeare's wife has a pet Harris's Hawk from the American Southwest?

The new leader is always better than the old leader. Just check out German history from 1933!

Isn't it weird how God put all the countries that America needs to bomb on the other side of the world? Poor planning, in my opinion.

It's not state-run media, guys. If it was state-run media it would switch to supporting Democrats when they were in power. It's right-wing media.

ICE wants to spend 38 billion to house immigrants. It would cost 20 billion to end homelessness in the US. America first my ass

Some Olympic competitions are very strange. Who thought up a game where you go into houses and hit rocks with hammers?

I'm not religious, but I gave up drying clothes for Lint.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly terrified that Europeans will subpoena all his bank records from the European banks he had to use after every US bank blacklisted him following decades of rampant fraud, and the Europeans will see all his suspicious transactions with Epstein...

When asked about wearing their country's flag on their uniforms, members of the Swiss Olympic team said it's a big plus.

lol

“Ok, Trump may be a pedophile, but at least he’s still a racist!” — MAGA right now

TOMBA! TOMBA! TOMBA!

I guess having a racist moronic pedophile as President is exactly what the Dow needed to break 50k!!

Most definitely. Let’s not forget about trump’s modeling agency. No doubt a recruitment center.

I visualize Stephen Miller as a cross between Wormtongue and Nosferatu.

I'm so old that I knew multiple men named Adolf.

CJ Stroud watched Josh Allen yesterday and thought "That looks like fun!"

I think we should have the political green light to introduce very strict gun control laws with the restoration of democracy because what we've learned here about "needing guns to depose a tyrannical government" has proved to be absolute bullshit.

Trump is killing middle aged women to cover up for his abuse of under-aged girls. #EpsteinFiles

Volodymyr Zelenskyy is a miracle. This man has spent years doing the diplomatic equivalent of somersaults on a tightrope while his country remains under siege. I don't believe in the Great Man Theory, but he's about as close as it gets.

This 😆🔥👇

Kristi Noem should be charged with various felonies. She’s a bigger criminal than 95% of the people she deported.

Kansas

Just for you #DonSnoreleone

Sort of amazing how easily a Fox News host can transform into a psychopathic Secretary Of Defense. I guess there's something about working for Rupert Murdock that leads straight to war crimes.

Yes, Jeffrey Epstein was a terrible person. But he did more to undermine Americans' faith in capitalism than anyone from DSA ever did.

The gator remarked: I love that dirty water, Boston you're my home.