You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken

You've scrolled your last wizard.

Anticrastination the #comedy #audiodrama is a FEATURED STAFF PICK on AMAZON MUSIC! Kip, DeeDee & Magnus are just as shocked as I am. Listen to their reaction! And then listen to the show on Amazon Music! music.amazon.com/podcasts/88c... #audiofiction #fiction #podcast

What an incredible weekend at @coloradowebfest.bsky.social & @tafcon.bsky.social! Until next year, ladies & folks...

My comedy podcast @wizardscroll69.bsky.social won at the @coloradowebfest.bsky.social Congrats to the whole gang. Super proud of you.

Took home the gold at @coloradowebfest.bsky.social! But the real Wizard Scroll is the friends we made along the way

"Anyone who is a working writer today who sits in front of a computer, you're using AI one way or another at least in part because they shove that shit into every piece of software whether you like it or not so it's impossible to avoid, unfortunately." FTFY.

The first 2 eps of Anticrastination are on #podcast apps now! 🎉 Kip & DeeDee try to make a show about achievement & organization when things hilariously fall apart. Part parody, part screwball #comedy, & part heartfelt struggle for validation. #audiofiction #audiodrama #fiction anticrastination.fyi

“This guy’s made outta rocks, Mac, I dunno what to tell ya. Maybe punch him in the eyes? Best I got. WVBA never cared about weight classes before but this is gettin’ ridiculous!”

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

the fate of humanity is starting to come down to whether the global environment/crops buckle first or the american empire does

Super excited for this project to hit the airwaves soon! Eagle eared listeners can also find my lovely voice in here somewhere as well👂

I’m over the moon to be in @wkeithtims.bsky.social's new audio drama, Anticrastination...a comedy of desperation. You’ll laugh out loud, do some OMG-ing, and maybe even get a little choked up here and there. Launches May 25th. Stay tuned....

happy mothers day to all the ladybucks out there graciously accepting their gifts of scented candles

Had convos w/ multiple people in the past 4 days who DID NOT KNOW that 1. AI doesn't "think" or know anything; it's a probability machine 2. It was created using massive amounts of work stolen from actual people including me 3. The environmental costs are astronomical Spread the word, every time!

Wizard Scroll is going intranational once again! This time we've been selected by @coloradowebfest.bsky.social to appear at their inaugural event!

Greetings, fellow Skeeters! I'm happy to announce that WIZARD HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL is finally (FINALLY!!!) in a complete enough state to show off in a sneak premiere style listening party! Tune into the fun tomorrow (5/8/2026) night at 7pm EST exclusively on my Discord server! discord.gg/F7kfngXu

I see no lies here

#goal achieved.

My Bluesky engagement strategy:

Finally finished the Witchlady song for @wizardscroll69.bsky.social! With bonus Charcoal in the background! Recorded the final pickup today and he still chimed in! 🦗

Another accolade for "King of Blades", this time as a TV pilot script. Thanks again to the folks at the Hollywood Indie Festival for letting me participate. www.indiefilmaward.com/semifinalist... And you know what? Maybe, I should make it a novel too...

I will not be taking questions at this time

Lmao I was gonna do one of these tn bc it looks like a funnee lil trend but I truly don't think I can come up w 20 different video games 🥺

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

If you see this, drop a hero with a sword!

Always struck by how much of a loser you are if you use an AI generated profile picture. You don’t got one good photo? One drawing from a friend? A random meme or in joke in image form? Loser. Go get a life and one of any of these things, and use that instead of your crappy gen-AI slopfile picture.

I cannot believe it has been 3 years. This was my first #audiodrama. It meant and means the world to me. #podcast #voiceactor it certainly has been a journey. Cheers to many more open.spotify.com/episode/7gXi...

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

BROUGHT TO YOU BY COFFEE ON DRUGS! ☕

If it wasn't public knowledge that the pentagon was a big government building, it'd sound like people are swearing allegiance to some sort of eldritch, unknowable shape-being "Inform the Pentagon immediately" hits different when you picture someone reporting to an omnipotent living geometry-thing

THE LORDS RETURN! ...with a Q&A! While we gear up for the beginning of our FOURTH SEASON we asked YOU to send us questions and WOW we got a lot! So settle in with a snack and stay hydrated cause we got three straight hours of q's, a's, & much, much more! on.soundcloud.com/BkDIPRsIovVQ...

Hello Voice Actors! 🧡 Our Multi-Media Indie Horror Series, “The AAVARION Show” opens its orange doors once again for folks to audition. We have silly and not so silly characters that need to find their voice actors, so check out the form below! (NDA may be required upon acceptance).

I really hope people do not spend all day on social media and grind their brains to dust. Do something active, productive for yourself, your community or your political goals but spending all day here is going to make you miserable.

They're afraid!

“Little Green Men”, my episode art for my beloved ‘Ferengi end up in Roswell’ Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode is now available in my INPRNT shop for purchase! Pick it up here and support me!: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jeff...

We had the distinct pleasure of interviewing @jeffpennington.art on the show! Tune in wherever fine podcasts are found for a quaint chat with everyone's favorite "Other Rich." go.goodpods.com/HVleJu

it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself

Back in 2017 I actually made a short (at the time ongoing) webcomic called INKSBURG, which was a combo of Bob Clampett Looney Tunes and Raymond Chandler detective noir with a little mystery you could solve along with the hero Hardy Hare. Here is that comic, in it's entirety in this thread!:

It really works!

@discord.com I will not be giving you my ID. I will not be giving you images of my face. And I will CERTAINLY not pay for a Nitro subscription if this is how you want to treat your faithful users. I'm a grown ass man w a full time job & I do not need to prove my age to anyone. 🖕🖕🖕

this is bullshit. it is also dangerous. we know that these kind of things tend to not be treated with the required care, and these absolutely 100% deleted pinky swear images and IDs used to verify gets sold on the black market. shit's bad. protest. loudly

WITCH TITS & WARLOCK COCKS IT'S COLD 🥶

GREAT DAY TO NOT POUND

Somebody get this man more puns! And funds for this epic show he's putting together! Mostly that second thing!

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life