When did vets became more salespeople than healers? Every time I go I basically hear this; Here are your options: if you love your dog it’ll be $1000, if you just like your dog okay it’s $750, or if you hate your dog and hope they die pay only $300.

Wow PR firms doing wild things for their clients these days apple.news/AtoTVjBNeSRq...

It WAS in accordance with their values when they booked it, though apple.news/ABIKNx4Z8Rmy...

Seriously Kroger/Frys EFF all the way off for trying to trick people into thinking this stuff is on sale.

It’s official: Tony Vitello MUST find a way to get Andrew Susac in more games. @sfgiants.com

Sen Kennedy (LA) says, about Swalwell: “This is not a country for creepy old men.” With. A. Straight. Face. Cute Cormac McCarthy pun (that someone DEFINITELY wrote for you) but seriously, F-U, Senator. If you really wanna get rid of creepy old men you know where to start.

Everything 🍊 touches turns to sh*t. Congratulations to the Hungarian people. USA-we’re next up. www.reuters.com/world/hungar...

@markwarner.bsky.social just pulled a Trump when asked about Swalwell. Asked if he should resign he said “I think I’ve only met him once.” That. Wasn’t. The. Question. Why is this so difficult? Swalwell can’t win any more. He should drop out. Re the accusations: the police should investigate

God, he’s an idiot. When asked if gas prices will be lower by the midterms. Trump gave us this word salad of nothingness: "I mean, I think so," he said. "It could be, it could be or the same, or maybe a little bit higher, but it should be around the same. I think this won't be that much longer." 🫠

Just when the CNN coverage was slowing down because nothing much was happening, here comes @neildegrassetyson.com! I could listen to that dude all day. ❤️‍🔥

No paragraph better describes the 40-year history of my Sacramento Kings than this one by The Athletic’s @talkhoops.bsky.social

This sucks but we gained 10 points in a deep read area (MTG won with 65% of the vote the last time she ran). It’s still staggering that this many people continue to vote Republican but I’ve never accused Americans of being smart. www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...

No shit, Sherlock. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I’m so tired of these elected officials who think a strongly worded post is all they need to do to fulfil the responsibilities of their job.

Just a friendly reminder that the military MUST ignore an illegal order. Any member of our military who participates in an illegal order and is involved in a genocidal attack will face the consequences, including a trip to The Hague after the Manchurian Cantaloupe is removed from office.

WAG THE DOG is real. Since Trump started a needless war with Iran, the media has totally stopped talking about ICE and the Trump/Epstein files. #NeverForget

The Sacramento Kings are now the 5th worst team in basketball. They picked a hell of a time to start playing well. Just in time to screw themselves out of a top draft pick. 40 years of being a Kings fan has been…hard.

Palm Beach Airport changing to Donald Trump Airport. Please please please change the airport code to PDO (serving Palm Beach, Delray Beach, and Okeechobee, of course). JFK ➡️ PDO www.wptv.com/news/trump/p...

Because god forbid Amazon take any of the hit at all. Sure, pass it all on to independent sellers. It’s way past time for an ORGANIZED boycott of Amazon. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/...

How is Trump saying that the federal government shouldn’t pay for anything but war not the only thing the media is talking about right now?

This says as much about the quality of Arizona State’s education as it does about Cam apple.news/A-r3k8qPxTWO...

Seriously? I can’t wait to piss on the Orange Pedo’s grave someday, and I hope it’s soon. RIP to Director Mueller. I didn’t agree with everything he did but he was a patriot.

JD Vance said the price of gas was a “temporary blip.” I mean, so was the 1929 Depression and the 2008 housing crisis. Doesn’t mean it’s not a thing. And your boss caused this totally unnecessary “blip.” Wake up, MAGA. You’ve has a nice ten-year slumber, but it’s time.

Can we just change the name of NEXTDOOR to KARENSDOOR? All I ever see posted are Karens complaining about something or someone in their neighborhood. I get enough of that from my HOA.

@michaelidov.bsky.social do you know of any signed copies of Cormorant Hunt anywhere? I collect signed copies of my fav series and LOVED The Collaborators. Got a signed copy from Poisoned Pen but they weren’t able to get any of this one. I’ll order from anywhere! 🙏

UCLA showed a ton of fight being down their two best players.

So people voted for Trump so we wouldn’t start any wars. And: 90% of MAGA supports Trump’s decision to start a war with Iran. #ItsACult

Gas prices up. ⬆️ Stock prices down ⬇️ Trump bombs 8 countries, starts war in Iran. 💥 Trump & Co implicated in Epstein files. 🔞 Everything you said why you voted for him has been turned upside down. And yet you still support him. #ItsACult

The US attack on Iran has made things far more dangerous for every country in the world, inching here in the U.S. As we deplete our weapons stockpile, Russia and China can feel more comfortable attacking its neighbors. And if they ever want to take a direct shot at us, now might be the time.

I support the @paralympics.org and have watched previous Games, but I’m boycotting this year because of the decision to allow the Russian flag to fly. Good luck to the US and @paralympicsgb.bsky.social teams, but I won’t be watching.

WAIT why is the Republican Party trying to remove him from the role? He encapsulates their values perfectly.

Moscow has called for an end to the (US-Iran) war, which it labeled an “unprovoked act of armed aggression.” What’s impressive is they said that with a straight face.

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

Celebrating Kristi Gnome’s firing is a little like celebrating the ouster of an authoritarian leader somewhere. Markwaynebillybob Mullin ain’t no saint, either.

White House Barbie blamed our reduction in long range emissions on the Biden giving them to Ukraine. Maybe think about how it was NECESSARY to defund Ukraine and that it was in our national interests to do so and because this war with Iran was because the Manchurian Cantaloupe had a “feeling.”

So nobody at the White House made the connection that Epic Fury sounds a hell of a lot like Epstein Files? 🤯

We need to keep an eye on Putin while the world is looking the other way. #SlavaUkraini

So Trump promises to end the war in Ukraine and instead he bombs 8 countries and starts a massive war with Iran so people would stop talking about him raping children. And people still support him.

Security for the World Cup just got a lot more difficult.

Receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom is one of the highest honors in the land. Unless. Receiving one from Trump will have the historical significance of a participation trophy.

Lindsey Graham has never met a military action he didn’t get hard over. Bombing Middle Eastern countries is his Super Bowl. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-top-s...

For those who missed it. youtu.be/QiNsRu2E1As?...

Trump bombed and killed 50 girls so the media would stop talking about him raping them. Let that sink in for a second. www.france24.com/en/asia-paci...

CATO not exactly known as the most liberal of groups, either.

They: Nobody buys a book for its cover. Me:

Who here has the reach to help organize a 30-day nationwide Amazon boycott? 30 days would seriously impact their entire distribution model—inventory would pile up, cash would run out… it would be a nightmare. We can all handle 30 days, right? We need to make this happen. April? #BoycottAmazon

It’s rich that Rubio talks about how inappropriate it is to shoot boats at sea. 🤦‍♂️

I swear to god if New Edition gets in and New Order doesn’t get into the ROCK AND ROLL Hall of Fame this year….. They need to change the name to the Music HoF- 75% of the nominees aren’t R&R. Vandross? Hill? Shakira? Sade? Mariah? Ethridge? Great, but not R&R. www.billboard.com/lists/rock-h...

No mention of Greenland (or is it Iceland?). Thought it was so important just last month.

This has likely turned into a game show. Come on down and get your medal.