Good dreams that slowly turn scary are the worst ! 😭

BING BONG

Showered and ready to rot. 🩷

Only if you want to / are comfortable with it! 🩷 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

tell your friends you love them today

Tell me all your business right NOW. Thanks. ngl.link/forthelove0f...

I got Taco Bell for dinner. If I’m going to be farting anyway, might as well put it on turbo blast. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m sorry if you think you hear thunder, that’s just my butt because I can’t stop farting. 🫪

I’m going to hold your hand when I tell you this… but you will NEVER be “too much” for the right people. 🩷 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

Today’s mood tbh

The fact that @slix.poliwager.net and I met on this whack app and live as close to each other as we do is wild. Never imagined I would be meeting someone from this app in person 😭 so crazy to think about but so grateful! 😭

Tell me your business because I’m nosey. Thanks. 🫪 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

A Kait and Slix meet up pt 2! 👏🏻😊 @slix.poliwager.net

#ThrowbackThursday Baby Kait in 2014 & 2015!

ABSOLUTELY NOT 😭 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

Cupcake hates the rain and is offended by the rain. She hates walking in wet grass when going potty 🤣

My island is not in shambles but Hailey suddenly thinks James is cute ??? And Josh and I are still married so all is well. 🩷🤣

About to check on my island and my miis after not touching my switch for a week.. I’m scared. The only important thing is that Josh Hutcherson and I are still married. The rest of the island can be in shambles for all I care lmao

Stopppp you’re so sweet! 😭 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

Thank you!! 😭 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

Thank you so much! 😭🩷 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

I am being a gremlin and eating shredded cheese out of the bag and Cupcake is so confused and annoyed because my cheese eating woke her up 🫪

TELL ME THINGS PLS IM SO BORED. ngl.link/forthelove0f...

there's something unsettling about people who vehemently express hatred for children like i understand kids can be annoying but... so can adults ?? elderly people and children are among the most underprotected minorities in the world and we should try our best to be kind to them where possible imho

The feminine urge to hit people with a frying pan

I am so incredibly tired today 😭

New profile picture. 💅🏻

I have awoken 🫪

I cannot stay asleep tonight 😭

important message basically be there for your friends!!!

My period is telling me I need to fight a man. 🤨🫪

having a nice conversation with someone and then they make it sexual

I’m sure no one would notice if I stopped yapping 🫪

saggy boobs and stomach chub and hairy armpits are so hot and beautiful btw

Who? Me ? 🫪 I’m simply a rat 😭 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

I’m having my own Jack & Jack concert in my car in the Walmart parking lot. Everyone better appreciate this. 😐

genuinely block me if you like and use ai on purpose im so serious

Random selfie drop despite feeling gross about myself. 🩷

honestly rate yourself (except it isn’t a self-loathing list): empathy 🫂: 9/10 reliability ⏱️: 6/10 (I'm trying to get better) optimism ☀️: 4/10 listening skills 🎧: 8/10 friendliness 🤝: 10/10 supportiveness 🥳: 10/10 curiosity 🤔: 10000/10 (I’m a nosey rosey) communication 🗣️: 8.5/10

Pee pee poo poo

i’m not who i was 1 deleted post ago

Yummy. Love attention! ngl.link/forthelove0f...

Pay attention to me 🫪

I have forgotten to check my Tomodachi Island.. it’s been 2 weeks.. oh no. I’m scared 🫪

Like as in have I fallen for someone while I’m in a relationship? If so, the answer is no. But have I fallen for someone else while they were in a relationship? Yes. 🫠 ngl.link/forthelove0f...

Pls keep me entertained

Monochrome Monday 🖤🤍

Josh Hutcherson. 🩷

im trying so fucking hard to release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin rn