You can trust a mom who likes Bonnie Raitt.

This product we named after the essential second person in the cockpit who ensures the plane doesn’t crash? The shiny button we put right next to all the other buttons you click the most while you’re at work? Yeah it’s for goofs.

BEFORE YOU VOTE in today's championship game, here are some late night baking thoughts for your consideration. (Hang tight for part two, coming later today). Vote for Brick! youtu.be/OKLfpx5G6hs @marchxness.bsky.social

There is a March Madness bracket for essays about sad songs from the '90s and my extremely talented sister's essay about "Brick" made it to the final four. Go to marchxness.com and vote for it! @marchxness.bsky.social

Hello @marchxness.bsky.social people! I made this account and sang this song in the hope that it would persuade you to vote for Brick. Let's take it to the championship! Big thanks to @elainehickb.bsky.social and my brother Kimball for doing all the heavy lifting with the music. youtu.be/v6eMu-Tm6Cs

We've never been more out of ideas as a culture. "This brave innovator believes people will respond positively to you if you are physically attractive. And he may be on to something."

Soy right theory vindicated once again

Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.

If the other videos from today are too much for you, this is one that is worth watching.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but CBS News has been enemy number 1 for right wingers at least since the Dan Rather Bush story scandal, and I never heard them come up with an epithet as good as "SeeBS News". It's been less than a month since the Dokoupil era and the liberals came up with it instantly.

Still got that MIDI jazz theme song drilled into my brain somewhere.

Scene from a post-apocalyptic movie where someone wrenches open the rusted hatch in the ruins of a data center, and it's just these two voices saying "absolutely" to each other for the past 1000 years.

Congrats to this guy

I think I’ve gotten to the sweet spot in my timeline because I have seen the references to the Parks and Recreation discourse without having to directly see it.

Here is what we've been able to find out since yesterday. It's in Spanish, FYI. www.telemundoutah.com/noticias/loc...

I was scrolling through my inactive-but-still-alive Twitter account (don't ask) and I found this Tweet about AI I did from 2018. You all should have listened to me.

Exactly when are you supposed to release the spider eggs in your house to get those cool Halloween cobwebs forming in time? And do the exact breeds of spider matter?

“I’m Dave Van ROCK” “This is Joan Bae-YESSS” “And I’m Bob THRILLIN’. You’re listening to 103.1 The Hammer, your source for classic rock hits and mid century folk revival anthems.”

I'm working my way through @andrewhickey.500songs.com 's 500 Songs podcast, and my working subtitle for the '60s so far is "Rod Stewart Constantly Being Told to Buzz Off by Every British Rock Star."

CHOTINER: And this flag decal you have here… ME: I believe it will get me into heaven. Yes. CHOTINER: Even as it’s already overcrowded? ME: Well— CHOTINER: From your dirty little war? ME: OK but Jesus can countenance some killin’. Depending on the reason, I mean. CHOTINER: Got it.

Broadcast on CBS, Aerosmith/Extreme team-up, LL Cool J hosting. VMAs have been Grammy-fied.

It took me years to figure out that the creature jumping over the hurdle on the cover of Odelay was a real-life dog and not some kind of ILM George Lucas creature they commissioned. youtu.be/qLyT4MMSNj4?...

Welcome to the Internet Company, the people who give you the Internet. Our website is a picture of a lightning bolt and it crashes every 30 seconds. Please use the telephone if you want to do anything else.

I can’t remember who this actor is but he was the king of the genre of “Movies on TV That My Parents Are Watching”

As far as excuses to get out of something go, "tore my cornea," is a great one. No one wants any more details once they hear you messed up your eye. So kudos on that, I guess.

Can't call myself a metalhead by any stretch, but "War Pigs" is an all-timer and still hits.

Great fireworks show tonight. Starting it off with "Phantom Limb" really set the stage. But the crowd went crazy once those opening notes of "So Says I" came on for the finale.

✏️ COMPOSE 🗓️ CALENDAR 👥 CONTACTS ✨ USELESS DUMB THING NO ONE WANTS

You won’t catch me being called gormless. I got gorm to spare, don’t even worry about that.

Setting my marker down that it will probably be one of the Beatles movies. Most likely the Ringo one.

I wanna take you a CON-CLAVE, CON-CLAVE, CONCLAVE

It’s actually very Millennial behavior for us to think we’re the first generation to turn 40.

This should be read in the voice of Ed Norton's Pete Seeger in "A Complete Unknown."

These guys will also end up playing at the county fair in Spanish Fork, Utah.

This entire week I’ve had to see pictures of the man from the news whose head looks like an egg. We only have a limited window before the egg man becomes a main guy that we have to listen to all the time. Something to think about before you post.

Found some eggs that the kids didn’t find last week. Had Mini Eggs inside. That’s grindset.

Everyone in this imaginary dentist’s office found something they could all agree on when the tweet’s protagonist began chanting this.

One of the greats of the British Invasion era. RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBpU...

Sometimes I see people post the giant stack of books they read in a year and it gives me hives. But I did read some good stuff in 2024: - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy - Ulysses (started in 2023, finally finished it last month, lol) - East of Eden (still working on it)

I will watch the Christopher Nolan Odyssey but I would watch a Christopher Nolan Ulysses even more.

Going online to harass the ancient Yuletide carol.

We are absolutely determined to learn some major stuff the hard way.

Guy who has had “Rosanna” by Toto stuck in his head for a week straight: “What is the FBI and the media doing to address concerns of everyday Americans who have had ‘Rosanna’ by Toto stuck in their heads for a week straight?”

Enjoyed Beatles 64. The graphics aren’t as good as I remember but the gameplay is solid. The Ed Sullivan boss level is still crazy hard.

The word Firebrand chops wood outside a remote one-room cabin. He looks up as a black sedan drives up. A copy editor from the New York Times emerges from the back seat. The word Firebrand sighs and gives him a wry smile. “I was wondering when you’d come crawling back.”

Taking the daughter and her friend to Wicked, which feels like a new level of Dad I had not yet unlocked.